Malison writes: 'If you, reader, can yank your head out of your own asshole long enough to finish the first chapter, don't make the mistake of congratulating yourself. You possess nothing but fleeting, momentary courage. The shit on your face is still wet. It is your mask.' It is so true, but I could see that this crippled guy couldn't digest it at all because Malison was directing the prologue at people just like him people who wear masks. While I respected this widemouthed man for taking the chance to break out of his mindless existence, I could see that he hadn't taken a hard enough look at Malison's world. He poured us some more champagne, and I said that I didn't think it was Malison's job to create a comfortable world for escapists, some flowery paradise where Mr. and Mrs. America could walk hand-in-hand and think of themselves as wonderful people. Malison's whole point is that hardly anyone is a wonderful person. There was a reason all the characters in Rotunda Surf had transparent bodies: most people are transparent. Malison can see right through middle-class people, and so can I. Some of us just have that ability. Malison and I are the type of writers who will always be on the outside looking in. Looking in but not banging to be let in. We don't want in if it means we'll have to pay the price by becoming as shallow and transparent as everyone else.
The crippled man couldn't handle this at all. He said, 'No one on this earth is transparent. Not even us.' I thought he was talking about himself and the other people in the bar, and I felt sorry for him. Then it hit me he was referring to himself and me. He put us in the same boat when we're not even in the same fucking ocean. He said that we're lucky to live in a world populated with unique, complex people. That was when I lost it and threw up on the table. It was perfect timing. All those people who had watched him pop the cork looked our way again but with a different sort of expression on their faces. I just grabbed my shit and ran out, ran into the rest room in the lobby.
Luckily I've brought a change of clothes. The fresh outfit was in my duffel bag along with a hairbrush, flat shoes, my tooth-brush, all of Malison's books, a Walkman, tapes of several of Malison's readings, the last three term papers I wrote on his last three novels (scarred with the ludicrous comments of my teachers), copies of all the supportive letters I've written Malison over the years, some dope, two Valiums, my diaphragm, all the short stories I've written since I was fifteen, my novel in progress (which I really need his opinion on), some Scotch tape, and the solution for my contact lenses. I'm not taking any chances tonight!
11:22. I've been standing in the hallway outside Malison's hotel room for the last half-hour rereading my favorite passages ofMagnetic Plugs andSmithy Smithy. His lecture must have ended by now, and I fear they are holding him hostage with another mindless question-and-answer session. My God, how much do they expect him to take?!
He'd looked so tired when I saw him this afternoon before my master's class. I'd left my desk and was on my way to the bathroom when I passed him in the hail. It was incredible. The air was charged. Malison was wearing a pair of camouflage fatigues and a sports coat made of something rough, something like burlap. I thought he had silver hair, but up close I could see it was kind of a flat gray color, a color I like a lot more than silver. His eyelids were dark and puffy because the department heads had tired him out, but the eyes themselves were a rare in-tense shade of brown, like two clean pennies shining. Malison was walking toward the classroom with Brouner, the department head, who was running off at the mouth about his favorite subject himself. Brouner was saying, 'You might have heard of me. I had an essay on art and analysis in last month'sForefront,' and Malison said, 'If you've been published inForefront, then no, I haven't heard of you.' Malison is so blunt, so matter-of-fact, so uninterested in playing games. He wouldn't be caught dead readingForefront.
I tried to catch his eye in the hallway. I wanted to let him know that everyone knows what an asshole Brouner is, but then Professor Nobody came up and started yapping at me about my overdue essay, and Malison was herded into an office. I can't imagine what's keeping him now. If I know Malison, he's fed up with the English Department; he's not going to jump through any more of their hoops. Where could he be? I'll wait here for a few more minutes, and if he doesn't show, then I'll head over to the Pavilion of Thought. The suspense is killing me.
12:09. I'm standing in a sheltered bus stop on west campus wait-ing for this fucking rain to let up so I can return to the hotel. The Pavilion of Thought was empty when I arrived. The show was over. I was on my way back to the hotel when I ran into Bethany in front of the Rathskeller, where she was taking pot-shots at people with her video camera (as if that hasn't been done thousands of times before). Bethany started in about the Malison reading. She said, 'Where were you? My God, you missed it. I don't believe you.' Sometimes Bethany takes a very cocky, very inside attitude that infuriates me. She lies a lot, too. Sometimes I don't even think she realizes she's lying. She took this superior attitude and told me that just before tonight's reading Malison approached her, bummed a cigarette, and passed some time with her.
Right, Bethany.
She said that Malison said he'd remembered her from the master's class and that he'd like to read her work someday.
Right, Bethany.
Then she told me that he read a chapter-like passage from a new work in progress, and I covered my ears because whatever it is, I don't want to hear it from Bethany. She is an abysmal storyteller and I don't want Malison's work chewed by her translation. She said she had the lecture on videotape but that no tape could capture the intensity of the reading. She said I can watch the tape but I probably won't be able to understand it, not having been there in person.
This attitude of hers really makes me sick.I might not be able to understand Malison?Me? This is very ironic, especially coming from Bethany, who had never even heard of Malison before I loaned her my copy ofSmithy Smithy last semester.I might not be able to understand it?
So I said, 'Bethany, Malison ismy writer, and I think I could understand him if he were speaking Egyptian.' And she said, 'I didn't realize you owned any writers, Anastasia. Are there any others in your stable?' Stable is a familiar word to Bethany. Before I turned her on to Malison, she was wearing fucking jodhpurs to class, arranging her hair into a French braid, and drawing horse profiles in the margins of her notebook. Before I turned her on to Malison, Bethany's writing consisted of florid little sentences beginning with ''Tis' and 'Ofttimes,' as if she'd been writing with a fucking quill that she dipped into an inkwell while sitting on an embroidered chair bathed in soft candlelight. Then, overnight she started writing like Malison and going out of her way to mention his name in class. Then in critique she trashed my story, saying that my writing is obviously based on Malison. I was writing like Malison before I even knew who Malison was. I've always written like Malison, so I said, 'Maybe Malison is writing like me,' and she said (in front of the whole class), she said, 'Andwhere exactly would Malison have read any ofyour work?' She's so full of herself since she had that story published inPost-Plane. Who readsPost-Plane?
Bethany is so transparent. I'm sure if Malison did talk to her he only did it in order to get a feel for the stupidity of his audience. She told me she'd invited him out for a post-lecture drink, but he'd said he needed to get right back to New York because his wife was expecting a baby. This was just an excuse to get rid of Bethany. Malison was lying, giving her the shake. I know, because Russell Marks told me that he saw Malison's wife, Teresa Compton, at a restaurant in New York City two months ago, and Mark told me that it looked like Teresa Compton had lost weight. Lost weight! How pregnant can she be? Mark also told me that Malison and Teresa are filing for a divorce and living in separate apartments, so I highly doubt she's pregnant. Malison was just throwing up a smoke screen to protect himself from Bethany. I know this for a fact because directly after talking to Bethany I called The Chesterton and asked them if A. Davenport had checked out. I had them connect me to Room 822. When Malison answered, I hung up. I didn't want to introduce myself over the phone, so I politely hung up, and if this rain doesn't stop within the next sixty seconds I'm going to say to hell with it and run back to that hotel, rain or no rain.
12:54. I'm back at The Chesterton, in the lounge area of the women's rest room, waiting for my hose to dry. I've got them stuffed into the chute of the hot-air hand dryer, and it's very annoying because women keep coming in here and giving me a hard time about it. Let them dry their hands on their skirts, it won't kill them. Who are they? My second outfit is soaking wet, so I'm back in my original choice. I rinsed most of it out earlier in the evening, and you can hardly notice any vomit except on my blouse. If I thought that one of these women had an ounce of compassion I would ask to borrow a shot of perfume that would solve the lingering odor problem, but understanding seems to be in short supply here at The Chesterton. I've redone my makeup and used the hot-air hand dryer on my hair before putting the hose in. It's hard to style your hair when you're lean-ing over like that. It came out looking very '70s, a sort of Jerry Hall over-the-shoulder thing, but I guess I'll have to live with it.
Later. I knock on Malison's door, room 822. I can hear the tele-vision very ironically tuned to The Hour of Prayer, so I know he's in there. I knock a little harder and am embarrassed when, after my fifth round and I'm really
