cameraman was in the old city hunting women. Mike was a veteran reporter for the BBC, and was in the fast decline towards retirement.
‘You got a better war zone?’ Dean grinned.
‘Did you get on air tonight, Mike?’ Gretchen was conciliatory. She was forty, going on fifty, and worked for the Der Spiegel group out of Frankfurt. She was neither a threat nor an attraction to them. At the start of every assignment that brought them together she told them how she missed home and the company of her friend, Anneliese. She dressed like them: chukka boots, trousers with too many zip pockets, open-necked shirts showing their chests, safari tops with loops for pens.
‘No. I am not on the air tonight. I might get a showing on breakfast tomorrow, but I’m not holding my breath. What about you, Dean?’
‘Thank you for your kind consideration. I was dropped – “pressure of space”.
Gretchen, how’d they take your feature?’
‘Took it, probably already used it – to clean the lavatory. I am “on hold pending a peg”.’
Mike and his cameraman had tried to film the Turkish army in the streets of Diyarbakir, and been swamped by plain-clothes security men. Dean had filed on the scandal of the decay of the city’s medieval mosques. Gretchen had written six thousand words on child labour in the clothing sweat factories. They had all tried to justify their existence as they waited for the permission that didn’t come to cross the border that remained resolutely closed. Northern Iraq was near and unreachable.
‘If I was to use the word “introverted”, and then the word “self-obsessed”, who would I be talking about?’ Mike finished his drink and slapped the glass down on the table for the waiter’s attention.
‘You would, of course, be talking about our esteemed editors.’
‘It’s my last war zone.’
‘Fifth time.’
‘Wrong, sixth, easy.’
‘Last war zone – fuck you two – if I ever get to it, if – because my loved and admired editor is short on interest.’
‘Seem to have heard that record played somewhere before. “Sorry, Dean, but it’s the stock-market that’s playing big right now.”’
Mike banged his glass down again, louder, harder. ‘“Sorry, mate, but we really need something that’ll hook the viewer, like a celebrity visit – that’s if you’re unable to give us combat footage. Has to be an angle, Mike.” Problem is, I shot my mouth off, told them the tanks were going to roll… and I haven’t heard that Julia Roberts is arriving with an orang-utan, or Goldie Hawn up an elephant.’
‘You guys are joking.’
‘Or, Gretchen, we would cry,’ Dean said.
She persisted. ‘It is serious. Nobody cares back home. The editors tell it as it is. We believe that people at home are interested, and troubled, by the world outside their front door. We are old-fashioned, we are not “new”. When I go home, my neighbours are polite and ask where I have been. I tell them I have travelled to Somalia or Iran or Sudan, where people are suffering, and they are embarrassed…’
‘There is no technology to titillate, no smart-bomb videos, no cyber war. That’s why interest is spread thin. Doesn’t faze me – my last time, thank God…’
‘And on he goes.’
‘Fuck you both. Then I’m off to grow roses and sail a boat – and I will be, I promise faithfully, an anecdote- free zone. Not that anybody would listen.’
‘I don’t understand why people don’t care. In affluent societies, with safe lives, there is a duty of caring.’
Mike thought she was always saddest when she was earnest. ‘Forget it, Gretchen. Just enjoy the beer, the expenses, and the dazzling brilliance of the company around you.’
Dean said, ‘We’re all in the same shit, but attacking it separately. I don’t usually share.’
Mike was twisting and semaphoring to the waiter. ‘When it’s sharing your money you’ve stitched-up pockets.’
‘No way I’d share if I had a half-chance of screwing you deadbeats. I’m sharing because I can’t, as you can’t, get across that border.’ His voice had dropped, more from habit than the proximity of the Turkish plain-clothes police at a nearby table with their glasses of orange juice. ‘I was talking to one of the Turk lorry drivers who goes across, runs food loads for the UN. I offered him five hundred bucks to take me with him.’
‘You tricky bastard.’
‘You’d have left us here?’
‘Damned right I would. Didn’t do me any good. You know what he said, big bastard with no teeth? He asked me how I knew he wouldn’t drop me off on a God-awful lonely road where an Iraqi agent could take good care of me and give me a lift all the way to Baghdad. He said he’d get ten thousand dollars as bounty for an American illegal – be the same for a Britisher. Sorry, it’d be less for a German lady. Kind of nixed the negotiation.’
‘Is this story going anywhere? If it isn’t I’m off to force our bloody order down little Peach-bottom’s throat.’
‘He said there was a rumour of fighting down south on the ceasefire line.’
‘There’s always that rumour.’ Gretchen scratched at her armpit.
‘This afternoon he said a Kurdish army was being led south by a woman.’
Mike laughed loud. ‘Are you winding me up?’
‘A young woman, good-looking, with tits and an ass.’
‘Jesus, I wish I believed you.’
‘Why not a woman?’ Gretchen scowled. ‘Why should a woman not lead an army?
Why cannot men be led by a woman?’
Mike said solemnly, ‘Because it’s Kurdistan, lovely lady, because this is the Stone Age. Because women are in the home to cook, clean and open their legs on a Saturday night. I’d lead the bulletin, might even get a special out of it.’
Gretchen laughed. ‘I’d get the cover and ten pages inside.’
Dean stood. ‘After a lifetime of alcohol abuse, Mike, you are a total fucking failure at ordering drinks. You want something in this life, you have to do it yourself.’
‘Hey, it’s just a wet dream, because the border’s closed. What a way to go out from the last war zone. So, no Pulitzers for you.’ Mike caught the American’s arm and mimicked his accent. ‘“As dusk fell tonight over a vista of carnage and destruction, your correspondent stood beside the newest general to confront the awesome power of Saddam Hussein. She is a woman of soft beauty, who said her hero was the Duke of Wellington
…”’
‘Wrong… Schwartzkopf – no question.’
‘I’d love to think it’s true – two brandies, one straight Scotch, doubles. Go on, hurry up, you try and get some action here. A woman, leading an army, now that would be some story…’
In the quiet of the night, she came to the place by the wire where Gus sat.
‘The best tale in Major Herbert Hesketh-Prichard’s book is about the cat. There was a German trench that was thought to be disused, but this lieutenant from the Royal Warwickshire Regiment – with his telescope – saw the cat sunning itself.’
‘He’s asleep, Gus.’ There was the tinkle of her quiet laughter. ‘I think the cat will have to keep until tomorrow.’
He had known the boy was asleep. He was telling the story for himself, for comfort.
She sat close to him. He put his arm lightly around her shoulder and remembered how he had felt when the boy had told him she was down.
Chapter Seven
‘Without your grandfather, his friendship for my grandfather, I would be a peasant.’
