questions about the storm.”
“I’ll do what I can Doctor, you probably know more than I do. You’re still in office then?”
“I think so, President-Elect Obama has said he will keep in place the scientific and military team that won the war against Hell. The political team is changing of course, although I understand Defense Secretary Warner will also be asked to stay on.”
“Florida and Ohio finally made their minds up then?”
“Nope still hung up. But McCain has conceded, even if he’d got both states, he’d still have been down by an electoral vote or two.”
“I was expecting the election to be a lot more decided than this. After all, the Republicans won the war in Hell.”
“Sure, but that was Bush, McCain didn’t gain that much from it and his attempts to use the victory looked like cheap electioneering which it was of course. The Gee-Oh-Pee had lost a lot of its religious people, that balanced things a bit although it hit the popular vote more than the electoral vote. Most of those who laid down and died did so in areas where they just reduced the Republican majority a bit. And the Democrats lost some of the immigrant vote for the same reasons. The people who do the analyses on the voting will be working for years to try and unscramble all the trends but the upshot is, Barry Obama is in by a narrow margin. Not that it will make that much difference given the circumstances. Now to business. You saw the way the storm changed course and picked up strength?”
“We did. Just like Missouri.”
“And just like Houston in August. By the way, we’ve looked back at Katrina and there was the same anomalous course changes and strength increases there as well. You know what that means?”
Olsen shook his head.
“Remember the old saying, once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action? Well we’ve got four cases now of major storm systems that have suddenly changed course and picked up strength. Katrina and Ike were subtle, the storm didn’t pick up that much strength or change course by so very large a degree, but these last two were blatant. In Missouri the storm changed course by more than a hundred degrees in less than a minute while doubling its strength and then redoubled it. The storm here didn’t change course by that much, a mere 40 degrees or so, but its strength was phenomenal. We’ve got records that suggest the wind speed at the peak went over 400 miles per hour. No hurricane had ever, ever got that close. Nor have typhoons or cyclones.”
“Four times. And three times makes it enemy action. These were not natural events.”
“No, they were not. That’s why we need your reports as quickly as possible. It looks like Yahweh is moving against us at last, we were expecting this a long time ago and we’re a bit confused why it’s taken so long. We’ll need to look at all your records and instrument readings, But, we want to take down statements from everybody, impressions, thoughts all that good stuff. What really sticks in your mind about your run for the Hellmouth?”
Olsen thought for a few moments. “It was warm, the temperature was going up even as the pressure went down. That’s unusual, usually a storm like that is cold.”
“Interesting. Anything else.”
Olsen replayed the pictures in his mind. Suddenly one thing really seized his mind. “Yes, the clouds. They were spinning fast but usually hurricane clouds are gray. These were black, jet black, as black as Yahweh’s heart.”
Chapter Three
Heavengate, Hell, November 2008.
Corporal Dripankeothorofenex had decided, upon mature consideration, that he liked humans. In a manner of speaking, he always had in a culinary sense, but now he was working with them, he was beginning to see that the way they did things had decided advantages to offer a poor footslogger.
Take Heavengate for example. The chamber containing the black ellipse that offered direct access from Hell to Heaven was in the center of a massive fortress, one designed for the sole purpose of stopping the Heavenly hordes from invading Hell. It has served that function, and served it well, for millennia beyond counting. The problem was that the way the daemons had organized the defense, there had to be a guard detail inside that chamber. This had led to a game being played over those millennia. The Angels would stage a raid, pile through the gate, kill the guard and retreat the other side before reinforcements could arrive. Then the daemons would retaliate and stage a raid of their own. And so it went on, millennia after millennia. Greta fun for the Lords who could boast in Satan’s court about it, not so much for the foot-soldiers who died.
Then the human army had come and they’d killed Satan, destroyed his court and put their own leader into power. After a while, they’d found Heavengate, looked at the chamber and shaken their heads sadly. Then they’d made a few modifications of their own. They’d walled up the original entrance to the chamber, leaving just a massive steel door for access. They’d built a new room off to one side, with armored glass windows so the occupants had a good view of the portal. Then they’d brought in comfortable chairs for the guards, run a power capable in from a generator outside and even installed a refrigerator so the guards could have a cold fungus ale now and then while on duty. After all, as the Sergeant in charge had said, ‘any damned fool can be uncomfortable’. Then they’d rigged the inside of the chamber with their dreaded weapons.
Dripankeothorofenex remembered what had happened next, remembered it fondly. He’d been on guard when a group of angels had burst into the chamber, intent on slaughtering the daemon guard. Then they’d stopped dead, looking around them in confusion at the empty chamber. While they did so, Dripankeothorofenex had picked up the telephone and called the human reaction force waiting outside.
“Hi Drippy, anything happening in there?” The human voice at the other end might have been relaxed but Dripankeothorofenex wasn’t taken in. Humans could do more killing while totally relaxed than daemons could achieve with a week’s concentrated effort. He was a little proud though, he’d noticed that the human soldiers tended to invent slightly abusive nicknames for each other and the fact he had one of his own suggested they were accepting him as a comrade.
“Angel raiding party just arrived.” His report was interrupted by a series of explosions as his Sergeant set off the killing machines. ‘Claymores’ the humans had called them. “We just blew them up.”
“Good for you. We’re on our way.”
Dripankeothorofenex had settled back in his seat and waited for the humans. This way of warfare, sitting back and killing by remote control, was much preferable to a desperate hand-to-hand fight. He had looked into the chamber, seeing the charnel house resulting from the killing machines. Not an angel had survived. Then the humans had come, taken away what was left of the bodies and reset the charges. “When we will stage a raid of our own?” ‘Drippy’ had asked the Sergeant commanding the team.
“We won’t. Why should we? We don’t know what is that side, we can guess it’s probably much the same as this. Why waste lives? Anyway, they sent a raiding party through, it never came back, what would you do?”
Dripankeothorofenex thought for a second. “Send another one through to find out what happened to the first one?”
“Right, Drippy. And we blow that one up too. We could get half a dozen groups before they give it up as a bad job and that’s the end of this raiding problem, right?”
That’s when Dripankeothorofenex had decided he liked humans. He entered the observation room and relieved the previous watch of their duty. Once his own group were in place, he visually checked the Heavengate Chamber and saw that all was in order. Next item on the checklist, he picked up the telephone and advised the human reaction team outside the fortress that he had the guard and all was well.
At that point he turned around, opened the refrigerator and looked inside. There were flasks of fungus ale, some slices of foodbeast and some metal cans of human beer marked ‘Coors’. He took one of the cans, in truth he preferred fungus ale but beer was human so it had to be better didn’t it?, opened it and swallowed the contents. As he turned around he looked again into the Heavengate Chamber and it took a second for the change to register. When it did, he dived for the telephone. The black ellipse wasn’t there. The Heavengate was closed and couldn’t be reopened. Ever.
Interstate 95, just south of Dover, Delaware. December 2008
