know he will not wake until the dawn.”
“Oh?” Father Lawrence chuckled, “so then you have indulged his passions already, my daughter?”
“Oh no, Your Reverence! But I was told this by his last housekeeper, Dame Clorinda, who left his service some few months ago to wed a rich widower in the village of Mirabellieu. But I am certain Your Reverence—and again I beg you to forgive me if my boldness offends you—that even if he does summon me to his bed, he cannot possibly be so competent as you in making me forget my widowhood. I bid you au revoir, Your Reverence.”
CHAPTER NINE
The amazonian widow evidently had correctly divined the habits of her new employer, for Pere Mourier did not return to the rectory until a good half-hour after the scene which I have just described. He was in fine spirits, and asked Desiree to bring him a little glass of cognac to his bedchamber and invited her to join him with a petite verre for herself.
When she had arrived, he took his glass from the little tray which she had brought, took an appreciative sip, rolling the fiery liquid back and forth in his mouth before swallowing. Then he smacked his belly with a fat hand and buoyantly declared “Morbleu, that little minx is not nearly so innocent as she pretends.”
“Why do you say that, Your Reverence?” the chestnut haired housekeeper queried.
“Well, she was most meek and deferential, Madame Desiree,” the fat priest answered after taking another sip of his cognac. “She promised very dutifully to accept the good Monsieur Villiers as her lawful consort and gave me her word that she would not attempt to communicate with that wretched apprentice of his. The return to her parents' cottage took much longer than I had anticipated, because apparently the poor child had suffered somewhat from the scourging I had given her and hence could not walk too quickly. Indeed, we made several stops along the way to give her respite. I solicitously inquired whether her backside was paining her, and she tried most bravely to conceal it from me. Finally, I resorted to seeing for myself and had her truss up her clothes whilst I let down her drawers just to have a look. She was not too badly marked, so I massaged her flesh for her, and that seemed to give her some comfort. But in spite of her blushes and protests that she was dying of shame, the little baggage wriggled her backside about in a way that showed she did not find my caresses too displeasing. Ah, it is fortuitous that she will be soon married and not a prey any longer for the corrupt and callow young rascals in the community, for she is too hot blooded for her own good. Her husband will know how to assuage her yearnings, I have no doubt.”
“That bony old deathshead?” the robust beauty laughingly broke in. “If you want my opinion, Your Reverence, he will not have the strength to make so much as a dent in Laurette's maidenhead.”
“Fie upon such impious opinions, with all due respect to yourself, dear Madame Desiree,” Pere Mourier chided her. “With so lovely a virgin to warm his bed, the patron will surely be roused to good appetite between the sheets with that succulent white flesh of hers. Why, I am certain that even a stone statue would come to life if it were placed beside that young hoyden!”
“But a man like Your Reverence should know that many men find timid young virgins abhorrent, because they are all tears and false modesty and do not know how to love.”
“I will concede that,” said the obese holy man, “but essentially marriage is a sacrament not meant solely for the furthering of concupiscence. The joining of the flesh is only incidental to a union of this kind. The good patron wishes to have a bride to cheer his lonely house and to comfort him with her presence, as well as to give him an heir who will one day inherit all his wealth. That will be Laurette's duty, nothing more. As it will be mine to instruct her in her obligations, once she is properly wedded.”
“I have no doubt that Your Reverence is a great authority on the matter,” Desiree vouchsafed with a sly glow in her dark eyes. “May I bring you another glass of cognac?”
“Not now, my beauty. Your charms are intoxication enough for me at this moment,” Pere Mourier chuckled. “Did you put our visitor from England to his room and see that he had all the comforts he needed for the night?”
“Oh, yes, Your Reverence. He found the cot quite satisfactory, and said that he wished to go to bed at once for a good night's rest after his long journey.”
“Good. Then we are alone together, are we not?”
“To the best of my knowledge, Your Reverence.”
This piece of information made Pere Mourier decide to dispense with meaningless conversation. He rose from his chair and caught the handsome wench about the waist, then put his fleshy lips to the jutting tip of one luscious breast as it prodded the thin stuff of her blouse, and bestowed a smacking kiss upon that luscious tidbit. “I must confess to you, Madame Desiree,” he panted, “that this afternoon I was smitten by your grace and nimbleness in the cask, and it was this which decided me to offer you employment in my humble rectory. I said to myself also that it was a great pity that a strapping young and comely woman like yourself should languish for affection, since you have been bereaved so long without solace.”
Desiree giggled and her hands cupped his florid Cheeks as she let herself be handled, for now his pudgy fingers had taken possession of her opulent backside and were squeezing the resilient globes through her thin skirt. “Your Reverence is much too kind to a poor widow,” she artfully murmured. “Does Your Reverence wish me to accompany him to bed now?”
“You matchless woman, I knew I had made no mistake in employing you for my lonely household,” cried the delighted priest as he crushed his lips to hers and drew her tightly against him. His hands kneaded her voluptuous backside, while at the same time his savagely erect weapon jabbed through the silk cassock against her furry crotch which itself was shielded by a single thickness of cloth. “Yes, yes, that is my dearest wish, Madame Desiree, for as you can no doubt feel at this very moment, I am longing to fuck you!”
“It would be a great honor for me, Your Reverence, to do my poor best to satisfy your longings. But this is just what I was speaking of a moment ago. Do you not see that a shy maiden like Laurette would be nigh unto swooning if the worthy patron or a far younger and more adequate gentleman like yourself were to make his wants known to her just as you are doing to me now?”
“Your humor enchants me, my beautiful daughter,” the fat priest chortled, as he began to kiss her lips and cheeks with moist, smacking osculations as testimony of his excited approval of this paragon of pulchritude. “And I shall try to be worthy of the compliment you have just paid me. Of a truth, I modestly admit that I am somewhat more powerful in amatory conduct than the worthy patron of this little village. So hurry, then, and let us strip to the skin so that I may demonstrate my vigor!”
He released the Amazonian housekeeper, and hurriedly drew off his cassock and then his drawers, standing hairy and fat and naked, his enormous cock thrusting out in ferocious impatience. Desiree as swiftly divested herself of blouse and skirt, then sank down on her knees as if in awe of this fearsome member. “What a mighty cock,” she breathed, her eyes wide and glowing in admiration. “It will surely tax me sorely, but I must feel it in my spot. It has been so long since I have known the feeling of a vigorous male shaft cramming into my tight little slit that I am almost fainting with anticipation, Your Reverence! But first I must kiss it in my gratitude for its master's kindness in giving me this post of trust in his household. Do I have Your Reverence's leave?”
“Yes, yes, my daughter, but be quick, because I am so overwrought by the naughtiness of that little vixen Laurette that my powers of self-control are already on the wane,” he hoarsely admonished. Desiree put her fingers to his gnarled, hairy balls and tickled them a moment, whilst her full red lips nuzzled the huge plum which was the head of his massively turgid weapon. He uttered a groan of tortured delight at this improvisation. “Hurry, hurry, I am fairly bursting, and I must shoot it all into your narrow channel, Madame Desiree,” he panted.
“But a moment more, Your Reverence,” she purred, looking up at him with a deferential and adoring gaze. “It is so long since I have seen so magnificent a cock that surely you cannot deny me the joy of examining it and conjecturing what it will be like once it thrusts between my soft bare legs. Have patience with me, Your Reverence, for this is only my first day as your housekeeper, and it is too soon for me to have learned all your habits.”
With this, the wily Amazonian widow took hold of her magnificent naked breasts and cupped their satiny inner sides right over the head of the shaft of Pere Mourier's enormous prong. Pressing her hands firmly against her naked love-globes, she thus imprisoned the holy man's throbbing cock within the velvety, warm cleft, at the same time exclaiming: “Oh, Your Reverence, how hot and hard it is! Do rub yourself back and forth a little so that I may