'What is it?' Vanai asked.
'Nothing,' Ealstan answered. 'Or I don't think it's anything, anyway.'
Vanai raised an eyebrow. But, rather to his relief, she did no more than raise an eyebrow. She didn't constantly push at him, for which he was duly grateful. Maybe that was because she'd never been able to push at her grandfather, by all the signs one of the least pushable men ever born. If so, it was one of the few things for which Ealstan would have thanked Brivibas had he been able. And, by all the signs, Brivibas wouldn't have appreciated his thanks.
A couple of days later, in casual tones, Ealstan said to Pybba, 'Occurs to me you're missing something.'
'Oh?' The pottery magnate raised a shaggy eyebrow. 'What's that? Whatever it is, you'll tell me. You're the one who knows everything, after all.'
Ealstan's cheeks heated. He hoped his beard kept Pybba from seeing him flush. But flushed or not, he stubbornly plowed ahead: 'You want to do the redheads the most harm you can, right?'
'Not much point to kicking 'em halfway in the balls, is there?' his boss returned, and laughed at his own joke.
Ealstan chuckled, too, but went on, 'Well, then, you are missing something. Who hates Mezentio's men more than anybody?'
Pybba jabbed a thumb at his own thick chest. 'I do, by the powers above.'
But Ealstan shook his head. 'You don't hate them worse than the Kaunians do,' he said. 'And I haven't seen you doing anything to get the blonds to work alongside us Forthwegians. What they owe the Algarvians…'
'Kaunians? Blonds?' The pottery magnate might never have heard the names before. He scowled. 'Weren't for the miserable Kaunians, we wouldn't have got into the war in the first place.'
'Oh, by the powers above!' Ealstan clapped a hand to his forehead. 'The Algarvians have been saying the same thing in their broadsheets ever since they beat us. Do you want to sound like them?'
'They're whoresons, aye- the Algarvians, I mean- but that doesn't make 'em wrong all the time,' Pybba said. 'I'd sooner trust my own kind, thank you very much.'
'Kaunians are people, too,' Ealstan said. His father had been saying that for as long as he could remember: long enough to make him take it for granted, anyway. But even if he took it for granted, he'd already seen that few of his fellow Forthwegians did.
Pybba proved not to be one of those few. He patted Ealstan on the back and said, 'I know you used to cast accounts for that half-breed musician. I suppose that's why you think the way you do. But most Kaunians are nothing but trouble, and you can take that to the bank. We'll kick the Algarvians out on their arses, we'll bring King Penda back, and everything will be fine.'
Most Kaunians are nothing but trouble, and you can take that to the bank. What would Pybba say if he knew Ealstan's wife, whom he'd met as Thelberge, was really named Vanai? He can't find out, Ealstan thought- an obvious truth if ever there was one.
'Now get yourself back to work,' Pybba said. 'I'll do the thinking around here. You just cast the accounts.'
'Right,' Ealstan said tightly. He almost threw his job in the pottery magnate's face then and there. But if he left now, Pybba would realize his reasons had to do with Kaunians. He couldn't afford that. As he went back to the ledgers, tears of rage and frustration made the columns of numbers blur for a moment. He blinked till they went away. He'd found the underground, and now he found he didn't fit into it. That hurt almost too much to bear.
When he got home that evening, he poured out his troubles to Vanai. 'No, you can't quit,' his wife said, 'even if Pybba has no use for Kaunians. If he has his way, people will despise us- the Forthwegians will, anyway. If the Algarvians win, we won't be around to despise. That makes things pretty simple, doesn't it?'
'It's not right,' Ealstan insisted.
Vanai kissed him. 'Of course it's not. But life hasn't been fair to us since the Kaunian Empire fell. Why should it start now? If Pybba and King Penda win, at least we get the chance to go on.'
What Ealstan wanted to do was get drunk and stay drunk. And if that doesn't prove I'm a Forthwegian, what would? he thought. He didn't do it. He drank less wine with his supper than usual, in fact. But the temptation remained.
He felt Pybba's eye on him all the next morning. He went about his work as stolidly as he could, and made no waves whatever. In the face of Vanai's relentless pragmatism, he didn't see what else he could do. When he didn't come out with anything radical, Pybba relaxed a little.
And then, a couple of days later, Ealstan jerked as if stung by a wasp. He looked around for Pybba. When he caught the pottery magnate's eye, Pybba was the one who flinched. 'You've got that crazy look on your face again,' he rumbled. 'Mad Ealstan the Bookkeeper, that's you. Or that's what they'd've called you if you lived in King Plegmund's time, anyway.'
Thinking of King Plegmund's time only made Ealstan scowl, no matter how glorious it had been for Forthweg. To him, Plegmund's time meant Plegmund's Brigade, and Plegmund's Brigade meant his cousin Sidroc, who'd killed his brother. Thinking of Plegmund's Brigade only convinced him his idea would work. He said, 'Can we go into your office?'
'This had better be good,' Pybba warned. Ealstan nodded. With obvious reluctance, his boss headed for the office. Ealstan followed him. Pybba slammed the door behind them. 'Go ahead. You'd best knock me right out of my boots.'
'I don't know whether I can or not,' Ealstan said. 'But I don't think we're doing everything with magecraft that we ought to be.'
'You're right,' the pottery magnate agreed. 'I should have turned you into a paperweight or something else that can't talk a long time ago.'
Ignoring that, Ealstan plowed ahead: 'A mage could write something rude on one recruiting broadsheet for Plegmund's Brigade and then use the laws of similarity and contagion to make the same thing show up on every broadsheet all over Eoforwic.'
'We are doing some of that kind of thing,' Pybba said.
'Not enough,' Ealstan returned. 'Not nearly enough.'
Pybba plucked at his beard. 'It'd be hard on the mage if the redheads caught him,' he said at last.
'It'd be hard on any of us if the redheads caught him,' Ealstan answered. 'Are we lawn-bowling with the Algarvians or fighting a war against them?'
The pottery magnate grunted. 'Lawn-bowling, eh? All right, Mad Ealstan, get your arse back to your stool and start going over my books again.'
That was all he would say. Ealstan wanted to push him harder, but decided he'd already done enough, or perhaps too much. He went back to the books. Pybba kept on calling him Mad Ealstan, which earned him some odd looks from the other men who worked for the magnate. Ealstan didn't let that worry him. If you weren't a little bit crazy, you couldn't work for Pybba very long.
When the next payday came, Pybba said, 'Here. Make sure this goes on the books,' and gave him another bonus. It was less than he'd got after being asked to look the other way about the discrepancies he'd found in Pybba's accounts, but it was a good deal better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
A few days later, the Algarvians plastered a new recruiting broadsheet for Plegmund's Brigade all over Eoforwic. A FIGHT TO THE FINISH! it said. Two days after that, all those broadsheets suddenly sported a crude modification: A FIGHT FOR THE FINISHED! The Algarvians had paid Forthwegian laborers to put them up. Now they paid Forthwegians to take them down again.
'Aye, Mad Ealstan the Bookkeeper, by the powers above,' Pybba said. Ealstan didn't say anything at all. He didn't say anything when Pybba gave him one more bonus the following payday, either. Nobody but him noticed the bonus, and nobody noticed his silence, either. Most people were silent around Pybba most of the time, and only exceptions got noticed. Ealstan knew what he'd done, and so did the magnate. Nothing else mattered.
Skarnu settled into a furnished room in the little town of Jurbarkas with the air of a man who'd known worse. When the silver in his pockets began to run low, he took odd jobs for the farmers around the town. He quickly proved he knew what he was doing, so he got more work than a lot of the drifters who looked for it in the market
