A couple of men who'd beaten Ealstan into the pottery works laughed. Pybba was reliably loud and reliably vulgar. Ealstan perched on a tall stool and got to work. His boss' legitimate books were quite complex enough. The others…
Before long, Pybba let out a roar from inside his sanctum: 'Ealstan! Get your arse in here this minute, curse you, and see if you can't bring your brains with it.'
More snickers came from Ealstan's coworkers as he got down from the stool. They weren't without sympathy; before long, Pybba would be bellowing at somebody else, and everyone knew it. 'What is it?' Ealstan asked, standing in the doorway.
'Shut the cursed door,' the pottery magnate rumbled. Ealstan did. Pybba's voice suddenly dropped: 'Which broadsheet were you talking about? The one with the wolf?'
'Aye.' Ealstan nodded. 'Is there another one?'
'After the Kaunians burst that egg? You'd best believe there is, boy. It shows a monster peeking out from behind a mask that looks a little like you.'
'A Kaunian monster,' Ealstan said. This time, Pybba nodded. Ealstan's lip curled. 'That's disgusting.'
'It's a pretty fair broadsheet,' Pybba answered. 'Maybe not quite as strong as the one with the wolf, but close. Who's got any use for Kaunians, anyhow?'
He certainly didn't; Ealstan knew as much. Picking his words with care, Ealstan observed, 'If the Algarvians hate the blonds, they've probably got something going for them.'
'Fat chance,' Pybba said. 'All right. I just wanted to find out if you knew something I didn't. You don't.' He raised his voice to an angry yell: 'So get your miserable carcass back to work!'
Part of the reason for that yell was to make sure nobody outside wondered what Pybba and Ealstan were talking about in their quiet conversation. The rest was because Pybba was fed up with Ealstan. Ealstan knew that too well. He'd tried again and again to get his boss to pay some attention to the Kaunians in Eoforwic and in Forthweg generally. Who in all the kingdom had better reason to hate the occupiers and work against them? Nobody Ealstan could see. But Pybba didn't care. Despising Kaunians himself, he refused to see them as allies.
He wants a Forthwegian kingdom when the Algarvians get thrown out, Ealstan realized as he went back to the ledgers. Not a Kingdom of Forthweg, the way it was before the war, but a Forthwegian kingdom, without Kaunians. The Algarvians, as far as he's concerned, are solving the Kaunian problem for him.
That thought was chillier than Forthwegian winters commonly got. For a moment, Ealstan was tempted to throw his job in Pybba's face and find other work. But he'd already seen that Pybba could make it hard for him to find bookkeeping work.
And Vanai wouldn't want him to quit. He'd already seen that, too. She would want him to keep doing everything he could to drive Mezentio's men out of Forthweg. Whatever happened after that, it would be better than having the Algarvians running the kingdom. He didn't like that line of reasoning- loving his wife as he did, he wanted nothing less than full equality for all Kaunians- but he couldn't find any holes in it.
From somewhere in the vast pottery works came a large, almost musical crash, as of a good many crocks and chamber pots and dishes meeting an untimely demise. One of the fellows who worked near Ealstan- his job was writing catchy slogans for the wares Pybba produced- grinned and said, 'Get out the red ink, my friend. There go some of the profits.'
Pybba heard the crash, too. Pybba, by all the signs, heard everything. He flew out of his inner sanctum like an egg flying out of a tosser. 'Powers above, that's coming out of somebody's pay!' he roared. 'Just let me get my mitts on the butterfingered bunghole who buggered that up. Probably greased his hand so he could play with himself, the son of a whore!' And he rushed off to find out exactly what had gone wrong and who was to blame for it.
'So calm.' Ealstan rolled his eyes. 'So restrained.'
The slogan writer- his name was Baldred- chuckled. 'Never a dull moment around this place. Of course, sometimes you wish there were.'
'Why would you want that?' Ealstan wondered. 'I've got so I like having my hair set on fire about three times a day. Hardly seems like I'm doing anything unless somebody's screaming at me to do more.'
'Oh, it's not so bad as that,' Baldred said. He was about halfway between Ealstan's age and Pybba's- in his mid-thirties- with white hairs in his beard still so few that he ostentatiously plucked them out whenever he found them. 'As long as you do the work of four men, he'll pay you for two. What more could you want?'
'That's about the size of it,' Ealstan agreed. He thought Baldred worked on Pybba's unofficial business as well as that pertaining to pottery, but he wasn't sure. Because he wasn't sure, he never mentioned it to the slogan-writer. Every now and again, he wondered whether Baldred wondered about him.
Pybba stomped back into the offices, a stormcloud on his face. But no cringing employee followed him to pick up whatever pay he was owed and then leave forever. Irked at Pybba, Ealstan kept at his work and didn't ask the obvious question. Baldred did: 'What happened?'
'Fornicating stray dog came round a corner going one way at the same time as one of our boys came round it going the other,' Pybba said. 'Aye, he tripped over the stinking thing. Powers below eat him, what else could he do? Three or four people saw it, and the poor bastard's got a scraped knee on one leg and a dog bite on the other one.'
'Ah,' Baldred said wisely. 'No wonder you didn't fire him, then.'
The pottery magnate's scowl grew more fearsome yet; he'd doubtless roared out of the office intending to do exactly that. 'You tend to your knitting,' he rumbled, 'or I'll bloody well fire you. Not a thing to say I can't do that.'
Baldred got very busy very fast. Pybba eyed him long enough to make sure he was busy, then went into his own office and slammed the door behind him, hard enough to make little waves in Ealstan's inkwell. 'Charming as always,' Ealstan murmured.
'But of course.' Baldred shrugged. 'I'm not going to worry about it. Before too long, he'll pitch a fit at somebody else instead. Tell me I'm wrong.'
'Can't do it.' Ealstan got back to work, too.
A few minutes later, the outer door opened. Ealstan looked up, still expecting the potter who'd had the unfortunate encounter with the stray dog. What he expected was not what he got. What he got was an Algarvian colonel with spiky waxed mustaches. Ealstan wondered if he ought to run or if he ought to scream for Pybba to run. Before he could do either, the redhead swept off his hat, bowed, and spoke in pretty good Forthwegian: 'I require to see the gentleman Pybba, if you would be so kind.'
'Aye, I'll get him for you,' Ealstan answered. 'May I ask why?'
'I seek to purchase pots.' The Algarvian raised an eyebrow. 'If I wanted flowers, you may be sure I would go elsewhere.'
Ears burning, Ealstan descended from his stool and went to fetch Pybba. 'Pots?' the pottery magnate said. 'I'll give him-' He shook his head and followed Ealstan out again. Eyeing the Algarvian with no great warmth, he asked, 'What sort of pots have you got in mind?'
'Small ones.' The officer gestured. 'Ones to fit the palm of the hand and the fingers, so. Round, or nearly round, with snug-fitting lids.'
'Haven't got anything just like that in stock,' Pybba answered. 'It'd have to be a special order- unless some sugar bowls would do?'
'Let me see them,' the Algarvian said.
'Come with me,' Pybba told him. 'I've got some samples in the next room.'
'Good. Very good. Take me to them, if you please.'
When Pybba and the redhead came back from the samples room, the pottery magnate wore a sandbagged expression. 'Fifty thousand sugar bowls, style seventeen,' he said hoarsely, and turned to stare at the colonel. 'Why would anybody want fifty thousand sugar bowls?'
'For a very large tea party, of course,' the Algarvian said blandly.
That wasn't the truth, of course. Ealstan wondered what the truth was, and who would get hurt finding out.
