Polite curiosity: “Oh? How is that?”
“Pham Nuwen—left on his own—is a bright, egotistical guy, and about as subtle as a kick in the head.” She thought back to their time together. “I don’t really start worrying until the arrogance and smart remarks go away.”
“Um. Your logic is a little weak. If the Old One were running me direct, he could just as easily play a jerk as,” he cocked his head, “as the man of your dreams.”
Ravna gritted her teeth. “That’s true, but I’ve got a little help from my boss. He’s cleared me to monitor transceiver usage.” She looked at her dataset. “Right now, your Old One is getting less than ten kilobits per second from all of Relay… which means, my friend, that you are not being tele-operated. Any crass behavior I see today is the true Pham Nuwen.”
The redhead chuckled, faint embarrassment evident. “You got me. I’m on detached duty, have been ever since the Org persuaded Old One to back off. But I want you to know that all those ten Kbps are dedicated to this charming conversation.” He paused as if listening, then waved his hand. “Old One says ‘hi’.”
Ravna laughed despite herself; there was something absurd about the gesture, and the notion that a Power would indulge such trivial humor. “Okay. I’m glad he can, um, sit in. Look, Pham, we’re not asking for much by Transcendent standards, and it could save whole civilizations. Give us a few thousand ships; robot oneshots would be fine.”
“Old One could make that many, but they wouldn’t be much better that what’s built down here. Tricking—” he paused, looking surprised by his own choice of words, “tricking the Zones is subtle work.”
“Fine. Quality or quantity. We’ll settle for whichever the Old One thinks—”
“No.”
“Pham! We’re talking about a few days work for the Old One. It’s already paid more to study the Blight.” Their single wild evening might have cost as much—but she didn’t say that.
“Yes, and Vrinimi has spent most of it.”
“Paying off the customers you stepped on!… Pham, can’t you at least tell us why?”
The lazy smile faded from his face. She took a quick glance at her dataset. No, Pham Nuwen was not possessed. She remembered the look on his face when he read the mail from Jefri Olsndot; there was a decent human being lurking behind all the arrogance. “I’ll give it a try. Keep in mind -even though I’ve been part of Old One—I’m remembering and explaining with human limitations.
“You’re right, the Perversion is chewing up the Top of the Beyond. Maybe fifty civilizations will die before this Power gets tired of screwing around—and for a couple of thousand years after that there’ll be ‘echoes’ of the disaster, poisoned star systems, artificial races with bloody-minded ideas. But—I hate to say it this way—so what? Old One has been thinking about this problem, off and on, for more than a hundred days. That’s a long time for a Power, especially Old One. He’s existed for more than ten years now; his minds are drifting fast toward… changes… that will put him beyond all communication. Why should he give a damn about this?”
It was a standard topic in school, but Ravna couldn’t help herself. This time it was for real. “But history is full of incidents where Powers helped Beyonder races, sometimes even individuals.” She had already looked up the Beyonder race that created Old One. They were gasbag creatures. Their netmail was mostly jabberwocky even after Relay’s best interpretation. Apparently they had no special leverage with Old One. The direct appeal was about all she had. “Look. Turn the thing around: Even ordinary humans don’t need special explanation to help animals that are hurting.”
Pham’s smile was beginning to come back. “You’re so big on analogies. Remember that no analogy is perfect, and the more complex the automation the more complex the possible motivations. But… okay, how about this for an analogy: Old One is a basically decent guy, with a nice home in a good part of town. One day he notices he has a new neighbor, a scruffy fellow whose homestead is awhiff with toxic sludge. If you were Old One, you’d be concerned, right? You might probe around beneath your properties. You’d also chat with the new fellow and check on where he came from, try to figure out what’s going on. The Vrinimi Org saw part of that investigation.
“So you discover the new neighbor is unwholesome. Basically his lifestyle involves poisoning swamp land and eating the sludge produced. That’s an annoyance: it smells and it hurts a lot of harmless animals. But, after investigating, it’s clear the damage will not affect your own property, and you get the neighbor to take measures to reduce the stink. In any case, eating toxic sludge is a self-defeating lifestyle.” He paused. “As analogies go, I think this one’s pretty good. After some initial mystery, Old One has determined that this Perversion is one of the common patterns, so petty and banal that even creatures like you and I can see it’s evil. In one form or another, it’s been drifting up from Beyonder archives for a hundred million years.”
“Damn it! I’d get my neighbors together, and run the pervert out of town.”
“That’s been talked about, but it would be expensive… and real people might get hurt.” Pham Nuwen came smoothly to his feet, and smiled dismissingly at her. “Well, that’s about all we had to say to you.” He walk out from under the trees. Ravna hopped up to pursue.
“My personal advice: don’t take this so hard, Ravna. I’ve seen it all, you know. From the Bottom of the Slowness to the inside of a Transcendent Power, each Zone has its own special unpleasantness. The whole basis of the Perversion—thermodynamic, economic, however you want to picture it—is the high quality of thought and communication at the Top of the Beyond. The Perversion hasn’t touched a single civilization in the Middle Beyond. Down here, the comm lags and expense are too great, and even the best equipment is mindless. To run things here you’d need standing navies, secret police, clumsy transceivers—it would be almost as awkward as any other Beyonder empire, and of no profit to a Power.” He turned and saw her dark expression. “Hey, I’m saying your pretty ass is safe.” He reached down to pat her rear.
Ravna brushed the hand away and stepped back. She’d been working on some clever argument that might set the guy to thinking; there were cases where Emissary Devices had changed their principal’s decision. Now the half-formed ideas were blown away, and all she could think to say was—'So how safe is your own tail, hmm? You say Old One is about ready to pack it in, go wherever overage Powers wander off to. Is he going to take you along, or maybe just put you away, a pet that’s now inconvenient?”
It was a silly shot, and Pham Nuwen just laughed. “More analogies? No
… most likely he’ll just leave me behind. You know, like a robot probe flying free after its last use.” Another analogy, but one to his liking. “In fact, if it happens soon enough, I might even be willing to take on this rescue expedition. It looks like Jefri Olsndot is in a medieval civlization. I’ll wager there’s no one in the Org who understands such a place better than I. And down at the Bottom, your crew could scarcely ask for a better mate than an old Qeng Ho type.” He spoke breezily, as though courage and experience were givens for him—even if other people were cowardly scuts.
“Oh, yeah?” Ravna’s arms went akimbo, and she cocked her head to one side. It was just a bit too much, when his whole existence was a fraud. “You’re the little prince who grew up with intrigue and assassination, and then flew away to the stars with the Qeng Ho… Do you ever really think about that past, Pham Nuwen? Or is that something Old One tactfully blocks you from doing? After our charming evening at The Wandering Company, I did think about it. You know what? There’s only a few things you can know for sure: You really were a Slow Zone spacer—probably two or three spacers, since none of the corpses was complete. Somehow you and your buddies got yourselves killed down at the nether end of the Slowness. What else? Well, your ship had no recoverable memory. The only hardcopy we found seemed to be written in some Earth Asian language. That’s all, all, that Old One had to go on when he put together the fraud.”
Pham’s smile seemed a little frozen. Ravna went on before he could speak. “But don’t blame Old One. He was a little rushed, right? He had to convince Vrinimi and me that you were real. He rummaged around in the archives, slapped together a mishmash reality for you. Maybe it took him an afternoon—are you grateful for the effort? A snip from here and a snip from there. There really was a Qeng Ho, you know. On Earth, a thousand years before space flight. And there must have been Asia-descended colonies, though that’s an obvious extrapolation on his part. Old One really has a nice sense of humor. He made your whole life a fantastic romance, right down to the last tragic expedition. That should have tipped me off, by the way. It’s a combination of several pre-Nyjoran legends.”
She caught her breath and rushed on. “I feel sorry for you, Pham Nuwen. As long as you don’t think about yourself too hard, you can be the most confident fellow in space. But all the skill, all the achievement—do you ever look at it up close? I’ll bet not. Being a great warrior or an expert pilot—those involve a million subskills, all the way down to kinesthetic things below the level of conscious thought. The Old One’s fraud needed just the top level
