Underworld

carry a pitch of celebration.

He said, 'Where were you when Thomson hit the homer?'

'Beg pardon?'

'Where were you?'

'Yes?'

'Never mind. An idle thought, Junior.'

Clyde Tolson, known as Junior, was Edgar's staunchest aide in the Bureau, his dearest friend and inseparable companion.

They were getting on, of course. Clyde was five years younger than Edgar but not so sharp as he used to be, his flash-card memory a little less prodigious now. But where Edgar was pug-nosed and compact, with brows like batwings, Clyde was long-jawed and tallish, sort of semidebonaire, a fairly gentle fellow who liked conversation- again, unlike his boss, who thought you gave yourself away, word by word, every time you opened your trap to speak.

Edgar held a tumbler of scotch. He checked the glass for smudges, then sniffed and sipped, feeling the charred fumes prickle his tongue. The complimentary suite, the soothing booze, the presence of Junior in the room, the party that everybody'd been talking about for months, famous long before it happened, the uninvited lapsing into states of acute confusion, insomniac, unable to function-yes, Edgar was feeling pretty good tonight.

Talkative or not, he loved a good party. He loved celebrities in particular and there would be an abundance of mammal glamour at the Plaza tonight. Personage and flair and stylish wit. A frail schoolboy still crouched inside the Director's pudgy corpus and this lonely crypto-child came to robust life in the presence of show people and other living icons-child stars, ballplayers, prizefighters, even Hollywood horses and dogs.

Celebrated people were master spirits, men and women who spiked the temper of the age. Whatever Edgar's own claim to rank and notoriety, he found himself subject to anal flutters when chatting with a genuine celeb.

Clyde said, 'And this, of course, as well.'

Edgar did not turn to see what the second man was reading. He studied the carpet instead. The carpets at the Waldorf were thick and lush, nesting grounds for bacteria of every sort. If you knew anything about modern war, you knew that weapons utilizing pathogenic bacteria could be every bit as destructive as megaton bombs. Worse, in a way, because the sense of infiltration was itself a form of death.

Clyde said, 'I knew it was a mistake to publicize our methods regarding organized crime figures.'

'What methods?'

'Ransacking their garbage.'

'Makes good copy.'

'And creates a copycat mentality. Now we have a situation that's a public relations nightmare. To wit, a so- called garbage guerrilla is targeting guess whose garbage, Boss?'

'Please. I'm enjoying my drink. A man enjoys a drink when the day winds down.'

'Yours,' Clyde said.

Edgar could not believe he'd heard the fellow correctly.

'This is what our confidential source tells us.' And Clyde rattled the page he was reading for maximum nuisance effect. 'Team of urban guerrillas planning a garbage raid at 4936 Thirtieth Place, Northwest, Washington, D.C. '

It was the end of the world in triplicate.

'When is this supposed to happen?'

'More or less momentarily.'

'You've posted guards?'

'In unmarked cars. But whether we arrest them or not, they will find a way to make public theater of your garbage.'

'I won't put the garbage out.'

'You have to put it out, eventually.'

' Ill put it out and lock it up.'

'How will the garbage collectors collect it?'

When FBI agents stole off in the night with some mobster's household trash, they substituted fake garbage, to allay suspicion-aromatic food scraps, anchovy tins, used tampons prepared by the lab division. Then they took the real garbage back for analysis by forensic experts on gambling, handwriting, fragmented paper, crumpled photographs, food stains, bloodstains and every known subclass of scribbled Sicilian.

'Or do this,' Edgar said. 'Put out simulated garbage. Bland bits and pieces. Unnewsworthy.'

'We can't use conventional methods, however clever, on these people. Because what they're doing flies in the face of ordinary confrontation. And no matter how well-guarded the premises, sooner or later they'll snatch a trash can and make off with it.'

Edgar walked over to another window He needed a change, as they say, of scene.

'Confidential source says they intend to take your garbage on tour. Rent halls in major cities. Get lefty sociologists to analyze the garbage item by item. Get hippies to rub it on their naked bodies. More or less have sex with it. Get poets to write poems about it. And finally, in the last city on the tour, they plan to eat it.'

Edgar could see part of the east facade of the Plaza, about a dozen blocks away.

'And expel it,' Clyde said. 'Publicly.'

The great slate roof, the gables and dormers and copper cresting. How odd it seemed that such a taken-for- granted thing, putting out the garbage, could suddenly be a source of the gravest anxiety

'Confidential source says they will make a documentary film of the tour, for general release.'

'Do we have a dossier on these guerrillas?'

'Yes,'

'Is it massive?' Edgar said.

In the endless estuarial mingling of paranoia and control, the dossier was an essential device. Edgar had many enemies-for-life and the way to deal with such people was to compile massive dossiers. Photographs, surveillance reports, detailed allegations, linked names, transcribed tapes-wiretaps, bugs, break-ins. The dossier was a deeper form of truth, transcending facts and actuality. The second you placed an item in the file, a fuzzy photograph, an unfounded rumor, it became promiscuously true. It was a truth without authority and therefore incontestable. Factoids seeped out of the file and crept across the horizon, consuming bodies and minds. The file was everything, the life nothing. And this was the essence of Edgar's revenge. He rearranged the lives of his enemies, their conversations, their relationships, their very memories, and he made these people answerable to the details of his creation.

'We'll arrest them and charge them,' Clyde said. 'That's all we can do.'

Edgar turned from the window, smiling.

'Maybe I can sympathize with the Mafia over this.'

Clyde smiled.

'You were always half a gangster,' he said.

They laughed.

'Remember the tommy-guns we carried,' Edgar said.

'When photographers were around.'

They laughed again.

'You were right there alongside me, posed heroically.'

'Edgar and Clyde,' said Clyde.

' Clyde and Edgar,' said Edgar.

Where the current of one's need for control met the tide of one's paranoia, this was where the dossier was reciprocally satisfying. You fed both forces in a single stroke.

'I liked the thirties,' Edgar said. 'I don't like the sixties. No, not at all.'

The desk at the end of the room was out of the thirties in a way, equipped with items fashioned to Edgar's specifications. Two nibbed black pens. Two bottles of Skrip Permanent Royal Blue Ink, No. 52. Six sharpened Eberhard Faber pencils, No. 2. A pair of 5x8 linen-finish writing pads, white. A new 60-watt bulb in the standing