Antorell himself. Only then did he pause to look around.
Cimorene stood a little way away, swinging the empty bucket in one hand and looking at him as if she were impressed in spite of herself.
Antorell had vanished.
'You really do like flashy magic,' Cimorene commented as Mendanbar climbed warily to his feet. 'I haven't seen anything like that since Kazul's coronation party.'
'Where's Antorell?' Mendanbar asked. 'Did he get away?'
'No,' Cimorene said, waving her free hand at a damp area of floor to Mendanbar's right. 'I melted him.'
'Melted him?' Mendanbar looked at the damp patch more closely.
Antorell's soggy robes were plastered to the floor in the middle of a gooey puddle. His staff lay along one side of the robes, half-in, half-out of the goo.
There was no other trace of him. Mendanbar was impressed, and said so.
'It's really not hard,' Cimorene said. 'All it takes is a bucket of soapy water with a little lemon juice in it. A friend of mine discovered by accident how to do it, and I've kept a bucket ready ever since, just in case.'
'I thought that only worked on witches.'
Cimorene shrugged. 'Lots of things don't work the way they're supposed to. Morwen's a witch, but she certainly doesn't melt in a bucket of soapy water.'
Mendanbar thought of the shining stone step and the spotless wooden floor in Morwen's house, and nodded. 'I can see that. But why does it work for wizards?'
'We don't know.' Cimorene gave him a sidelong look. 'I'm sorry I let Antorell wallop you with his staff, but I didn't want to throw the water at him while you were in the way.'
'Why-oh, you mean you were afraid it would melt me, too?'
Mendanbar blinked. 'But I'm not a wizard.'
'You work magic,' Cimorene pointed out. 'And I don't know how strict the soapy-water-and-lemon:juice trick is about defining wizards. It would cause a lot of trouble if I melted the King of the Enchanted Forest in the middle of Kazul's living room, even if it isn't permanent.'
'You mean he'll be back?' Mendanbar had started to put his sword back in its sheath, but he stopped at once. 'How soon?'
'Not for a couple of days, at least,' Cimorene reassured him.
'Antorell may be Zemenar's son, but he's never been a very good wizard.'
'Antorell is the son of the Head Wizard?' Mendanbar shot a considering look at the puddle and the pile of soggy robes. 'So that's what he meant when he said his father would be pleased.'
'Probably.' Cimorene frowned pensively at Antorell's staff. 'I've got to find Kazul. The Society of Wizards is up to something for sure, and she needs to know right away.'
'Couldn't Antorell have come here on his own?' Mendanbar asked, although he didn't really believe it himself.
Cimorene shook her head. 'I don't think he'd have dared. As I said, he's not a very good wizard. He wouldn't have been able to keep himself concealed from the dragons, and he certainly must have had help to make anything as nasty and complex as that construct you took care of.'
'That wasn't a construct,' Mendanbar said. 'That was a nightshade.
They're fairly common in parts of the Enchanted Forest . Antorell didn't make it, he just snatched it from somewhere nearby.'
'Snatched it?' Cimorene's eyes widened. 'Yes, I suppose he could have managed that. I begin to see what you meant about traveling in the Enchanted Forest alone,' she added in a thoughtful tone.
'I should hope so,' Mendanbar muttered, turning away. 'Then you've changed your mind about going?' he added hopefully over his shoulder.
'No, just about whether I accept your offer of escort,' Cimorene said.
'It'll probably be a nuisance, but nightshades would be much worse.'
Slightly startled by this unflattering comparison, Mendanbar glanced back at Cimorene. There was a decided twinkle in her eyes. Mendanbar smiled and bowed elaborately. 'Thank you for your kind words, Princess.'
'You're welcome, Your Majesty,' Cimorene said, curtsying in response.
'Now, we'd better get to work, or we'll never get this mess cleaned up in time to get to Flat Top Mountain before dark.'
Cleaning up the large cave took less time than Mendanbar had expected, despite the unpleasantly gummy look of the goo that Antorell had left behind.
A large part of the mess turned out to be leftover soapy water, which was very convenient. Cimorene mopped most of it up with Antorell's robe, then wrapped the robe around the staff and started toward the rear of the cave.
'What are you going to do with that?' Mendanbar asked curiously.
'Hide it,' Cimorene said. 'There's not much else you can do to a wizard's staff. They won't break, and even dragon fire won't burn them. I know because we tried everything we could think of the last time we melted some wizards.'
'We?'
'Morwen and I. Antorell will get it back eventually, of course, but hiding it will slow him down a little.' She left to dispose of the staff while Mendanbar scraped up the last of the goo.
The kitchen was another matter. Cimorene insisted on doing all of the dishes that had been waiting for the sink to get unplugged, which took a while. Mendanbar offered to use his magic on the dishes, but Cimorene politely declined.
'A magic sword that does plumbing is unusual but very useful,' she explained as she filled the sink. 'A magic sword that does dishes is just plain silly. Besides, there have been two big flares of magic in this cave in the past hour already, and if there's a third one, someone might come to see what I'm up to.'
'I didn't notice anything remarkable when Antorell brought the nightshade in,' Mendanbar said, frowning. 'Though I'll admit I overdid it a little when I got rid of the thing. I was in a hurry.'
'Yes, of course,' said Cimorene, setting a clean plate on the drain board. 'But you weren't in a hurry when you unclogged the sink, were you? That was the other flare I meant, not Antorell's fiddling.'
'What was conspicuous about that?' Mendanbar asked defensively.
He picked up a clean towel and began drying plates. 'It was a perfectly ordinary spell.'
Cimorene looked at him. 'Right. Just like that sword is a perfectly ordinary magic sword.'
'Well, I wouldn't call it ordinary, exactly, but that's because it's linked with the Enchanted Forest,' Mendanbar said. 'Outside of that, it's nothing special .'
'Nothing special.' Cimorene stopped washing dishes for a moment to stare at him. Suddenly, she frowned. 'You mean it. You really haven't noticed.'
'Noticed what?'
'The way that sword of yours positively reeks of magic,' Cimorene said.
'We're going to have to do something about it, unless you want the Society of Wizards to be able to find us with their eyes closed.'
Mendanbar looked at her. She was perfectly serious. He set the dishtowel down and drew his sword. It didn't look or feel any different to him from the way it normally felt, but Cimorene winced.
'Can't you… tone it down a little?'
'I still don't know what you're talking about,' Mendanbar said, irritated.
'And even if I did, I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to go about 'toning it down.'' 'Why not? It's your sword, isn't it?'
'It didn't come with directions?'
'Most of them don't.' Cimorene shook her head at him and picked another dirty teacup out of the rapidly diminishing stack. 'Maybe there's something in Kazul's treasury that will take care of it. I'll check as soon as we're done here.'
When the dishes were finished and the kitchen tidied to suit Cimorene's exacting standards, she left
