ESTHER-[Shaking her head.]Goodness, Lily is trying on the nerves.[JAYSON, his two sons, JOHN and DICK, and JOHN's wife, EMILY, enter from hallway in rear. JAYSON, the father, is a short, stout, bald-headed man of sixty. A typical, small-town, New England best-family banker, reserved in pose, unobtrusively important-a placid exterior hiding querulousness and a fussy temper. JOHN JUNIOR is his father over again in appearance, but pompous, obtrusive, purse-and-family-proud, extremely irritating in his self-complacent air of authority, emptily assertive and loud. He is about forty. RICHARD, the other brother, is a typical young Casino and country club member, college-bred, good looking, not unlikable. He has been an officer in the war and has not forgotten it. EMILY, JOHN JR.'s wife, is one of those small, mouse-like women who conceal beneath an outward aspect of gentle, unprotected innocence a very active envy, a silly pride, and a mean malice. The people in the room with the exception of MRS. DAVIDSON rise to greet them. All exchange familiar, perfunctory greetings. SHEFFIELD relinquishes his seat in front of the table to JAYSON, going to the chair, right front, himself. JOHN and DICK take the two chairs to the rear of table. EMILY joins ESTHER on the couch and they whisper together excitedly, ESTHER doing most of the talking. The men remain in uncomfortable silence for a moment.]
DICK-[With gay mockery.]Well, the gang's all here. Looks like the League of Nations.[Then with impatience.] Let's get down to cases, folks. I want to know why I've been summoned here. I'm due for tournament mixed-doubles at the Casino at five. Where's the tea-and has Curt a stick in the cellar to put in it?
LILY-[Appearing in the doorway.]Here's tea-but no stick for you, sot.[The MAID brings in tray with tea things.]
JOHN-[Heavily.]It seems it would be more to the point to inquire where our hostess-
JAYSON-[Rousing himself again.]Yes. And where is Curt?
LILY-Working at his book. He called Martha to take notes on something.
ESTHER-[With a trace of resentment.]She left us as if she were glad of the excuse.
LILY-Stuff, Esther! She knows how much Curt depends on her-and we don't.
EMILY-[In her quiet, lisping voice-with the most innocent air.] Martha seems to be a model wife.[But there is some quality to the way she says it that makes them all stare at her uneasily.]
LILY-[Insultingly.]How well you say what you don't mean, Emily! Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! But I'm forgetting to do the honors. Tea, everybody?[Without waiting for any answer.] Tea, everybody![The tea is served.]
JAYSON-[Impatiently.]Stop fooling, Lily. Let's get to our muttons. Did you talk with Martha?
LILY-[Briskly.]I did, sir.
JAYSON-[In a lowered voice.]What did she say?
LILY-She said you could all go to the devil![They all look shocked and insulted. LILY enjoys this, then adds quietly.] Oh, not in those words. Martha is a perfect lady. But she made it plain she will thank you to mind your own business.
ESTHER-[Volubly.]And just imagine, she'd even forgotten she'd asked us here this afternoon and was going motoring with Bigelow.
LILY-With his three children, too, don't forget.
EMILY-[Softly.]They have become such well-behaved and intelligent children, they say.[Again all the others hesitate, staring at her suspiciously.]
LILY-[Sharply.]You'd better let Martha train yours for a while, Emily. I'm sure she'd improve their manners-though, of course, she couldn't give them any intelligence.
EMILY-[With the pathos of outraged innocence.]Oh!
DICK-[Interrupting.]So it's Bigelow you're up in the air about? [He gives a low whistle-then frowns angrily.] The deuce you say!
LILY-[Mockingly.]Look at our soldier boy home from the wars getting serious about the family honor! It's too bad this is a rough, untutored country where they don't permit dueling, isn't it, Dick?
DICK-[His pose crumbling-angrily.]Go to the devil!
SHEFFIELD-[With a calm, judicious air.]This wrangling is getting us nowhere. You say she was resentful about our well-meant word to the wise? JAYSON-[Testily.] Surely she must realize that some consideration is due the position she occupies in Bridgetown as Curt's wife.
LILY-Martha is properly unimpressed by big frogs in tiny puddles. And there you are.
MRS. DAVIDSON-[Outraged.]The idea! She takes a lot upon herself- the daughter of a Wild Western coal-miner.
LILY-[Mockingly.]Gold miner, Aunt.
MRS. DAVIDSON-It makes no difference-a common miner! SHEFFIELD-[Keenly inquisitive.] Just before the others came, Lily, you gave out some hints-very definite hints, I should say-
ESTHER-[Excitedly.]Yes, you did, Lily. What did you mean?
LILY-[Uncertainly.]Perhaps I shouldn't have. It's not my secret.[Enjoying herself immensely now that she holds the spotlight- after a pause, in a stage whisper.] Shall I tell you? Yes, I can't help telling. Well, Martha is going to have a son.
