“Hell, yeah.”
18
THERE’S ONE ADVANTAGE TO FLYING INTO A WAR ZONE. SEATavailability.
As I booked with Air Canada, Denis wrapped Masada Max and packed him into a hockey bag. Then I raced home to arrange cat and cockatiel care. Winston, my building’s custodian, agreed. I’d owe him a fifth of Crown Royal.
I was stuffing a suitcase when Ryan buzzed. Zipping the lid, I dug a catnip mouse from my stash, tossed it to Birdie, and flew out the door.
I have known Ryan for years and traveled with him on several occasions. The man has many fine qualities. Patience in airports is not among them.
We took the 7P. M. shuttle to Toronto, Ryan grousing all the way about premature departures and long layovers.
He needn’t have worried. Our AC flight to Tel Aviv was operated by El Al, and security was tighter than Los Alamos in the forties. By the time we explained and reexplained the contents of my carry-on and its supporting documentation, cleared the panty-by-panty luggage check, and discussed our life histories and future aspirations in the personal interrogation session, it was after ten.
Ryan used the few minutes left to sweet-talk the gate agent. Between giggles, the nice lady upgraded us to business class.
We boarded on time. We departed on time. An aviation miracle.
At cruising altitude, Ryan accepted his second champagne, and an in-air set of toothy smiles was exchanged.
I have a routine on long international flights.
Phase one. I drink the OJ and read until dinner.
Phase two. I eat sparingly. I sawAirplane. I remember the bad fish.
Phase three. I slap theDO NOT DISTURB sticker on my seat, lean back, and crank up as many movies as it takes to drop off.
I followed my routine, starting with a guide to the Holy Land that Winston had produced. Don’t ask why. I’ve never known the man to travel outside Quebec.
Ryan read James Joyce’sDubliners and ate everything served. He was snoring by the opening credits of his first film.
I lasted throughPirates of the Caribbean, Shrek, and the window-box scene inArsenic and Old Lace. Somewhere around dawn I drifted off, but my mind never really disengaged.
Or so I thought.
When I opened my eyes an attendant was clearing Ryan’s meal tray.
I raised my seat.
“Sleep well, cupcake?”
Ryan tried brushing hair from my cheek. It stuck. I broke the saliva bond and did a two-handed ear tuck.
“Coffee?” Ryan flattened bangs that were reaching for the overheads.
I nodded.
Ryan waggled his mug at an attendant and pointed to me. I set up my tray. Coffee appeared on it.
“Thanks, Audrey.”
Audrey?
“Pleasure, Detective.” Audrey’s smile left last night’s in the dental dust.
Security at Ben-Gurion wasn’t as rigorous as it had been at Pearson. Maybe Ryan’s badge. Maybe the coroner’s detailed paperwork. Maybe confidence that if we’d had nitro in our blow-dryers they’d have found it by now.
Exiting customs, I noticed a man wall-leaning ahead and to our left. He had shaggy hair and wore an argyle sweater, jeans, and sneakers. Except for bushy brows and a few more years, the man was a Gilligan double.
Gilligan was following our progress.
I elbowed Ryan.
“I see him,” Ryan said, not breaking pace.
“Guy looks like Gilligan.”
Ryan looked at me.
“Gilligan’s Island.”
“I hatedGilligan’s Island. ”
“But you’re acquainted with the character.”
“Except Ginger,” Ryan amended. “Ginger had talent.”
Gilligan pushed from the wall, dropped his hands and spread his feet, making no attempt to mask his interest in us.
When we drew within yards, Gilligan made his move.
“Shalom.”The voice was deeper than you’d expect from a guy Gilligan’s size.
“Shalom,”Ryan said.
“Detective Ryan?”
“Who’s asking?”
“Ira Friedman.”
Friedman stuck out a hand. Ryan shook it.
“Welcome to Israel.”
Ryan introduced me. I shook Friedman’s hand. The grip was more powerful than you’d expect from a guy Gilligan’s size.
Friedman led us outside to a white Ford Escort illegally parked in a taxi zone. Ryan loaded the luggage, opened the front door and offered the passenger seat.
Ryan’s six-two. I’m five-five. I opted for the back.
I pushed aside papers, a manual of some kind, balled-up food wrappers, boots, a motorcycle helmet, a baseball cap, and a nylon jacket. There were French fries in the crack. I left them there.
“Sorry about the car,” Friedman said.
“No problem.” Brushing crumbs from the upholstery, I crawled in, wondering if declining Jake’s offer of airport pickup had been a mistake.
As we drove, Friedman brought Ryan up-to-date.
“Someone up your food chain contacted one of your external affairs guys, who contacted one of our senior police representatives for the U.S. and Canada. Seems your guy knew our guy at the consulate in New York.”
“A personal touch can mean so much.”
Friedman stole a sideways glance, obviously unfamiliar with Ryan’s sense of humor. “Our guy in New York sent paper to the International Relations Unit at national headquarters here in Jerusalem. IRU bounced the request down to major crimes. I caught it.”
Friedman merged onto Highway 1.
“Normally this kind of request goes nowhere. We’d have nothing to ask your suspect, no knowledge of the crime. That’s assuming we could even find him. Once a tourist enters the country, he’s pretty much invisible. If we did locate him, legally he could refuse to talk to us.”
“But Kaplan was kind enough to palm a choker,” Ryan said.
“Herodian shekel on a gold chain.” Friedman snorted. “Dumb ass. Thing wasn’t even real.”
“How long can you hold him?”
“Twenty-four hours, and we’ve already eaten that. I can push it to forty-eight with some fancy talking. Then it’s charge him or kick him.”
“Will the shopkeeper press charges?”
Friedman shrugged. “Who knows? Guy got his coin back. But if Kaplan walks, I’ll keep him on a very short
