'I am certainly me, yes, at least the last time I looked in the mirror. Come in, come in. We've much to talk about, much to do.'
The spacious reception hall had a limestone floor, honey-tone wood paneling, a pair of rosewood Chinese chairs with emerald-green cushions, and a central table holding a large red-bronze jardiniere filled with dozens of fresh yellow, red, and orange tulips.
Jilly felt surprisingly welcome, almost as if she had found her way as sometimes a dog, lost during its family's move from one city to another, can travel by instinct across great distances to a new home it has never seen.
Closing the front door, Parish Lantern said, 'Later, you can freshen up, change clothes. When I knew you'd be coming and in what condition, without luggage, I took the liberty of having my houseboy, Ling, purchase fresh clothes for all of you, of the style I believe you prefer. Finding Wile E. Coyote T-shirts on such short notice proved to be something of a challenge. Ling had to catch a flight to Los Angeles on Wednesday, where he obtained a dozen in Shepherd's size at the souvenir shop on the Warner Brothers Studio lot.'
'Wednesday?' Dylan asked, with a trowel's worth of bewilderment plastered on his face.
'I didn't even meet Dylan and Shepherd until last night,' Jilly said. 'Friday night. Less than eighteen hours ago.'
Smiling, nodding, Lantern said, 'And it's been quite a thrilling eighteen hours, hasn't it? I'll want to hear all about it. But first things first.'
'Cake,' said Shep.
'Yes,' Lantern assured him, 'I've got cake for you, Shepherd. But first things first.'
'Cake.'
'You're a determined young man, aren't you?' Lantern said. 'Good. I approve of determination.'
'Cake.'
'Good heavens, lad, one might suspect that you're possessed by a cake-loving brain leech from an alternate reality. If there were such things as brain leeches from an alternate reality, of course.'
'I never believed there were,' Jilly assured him.
'Millions do, my dear,' said Lantern.
'Cake.'
'We'll get you a big square of cake,' Lantern promised Shep, 'in just a little while. But first things first. Please come with me.'
As the three of them followed the talk-show host out of the reception hall and through a library that contained more books than did the libraries of most small cities, Dylan said to Jilly, 'Did you know about all this?'
Amazed by the question, she said, 'How would I know about this?'
'Well, you're the Parish Lantern fan. Big Foot, extraterrestrial conspiracy theories, all that stuff.'
'I doubt that Big Foot has anything to do with this. And I'm not an extraterrestrial conspirator.'
'That's exactly what an extraterrestrial conspirator would say.'
'For God's sake, I'm not an extraterrestrial conspirator. I'm a standup comedian.'
'Extraterrestrial conspirators and standup comedians aren't mutually exclusive,' he said.
'Cake,' Shep insisted.
At the end of the library, Lantern halted, turned to them, and said, 'You've no reason to be afraid here.'
'No, no,' Dylan explained, 'we were just goofing, a private joke sort of thing that goes back a long way with us.'
'Almost eighteen hours,' Jilly said.
'Just remember at all times,' Lantern said cryptically yet with the warmth of a loving uncle, 'regardless of what happens, you've no reason to be afraid here.'
'Cake.'
'In due time, lad.'
Lantern led them out of the library into an enormous living room furnished with contemporary sofas and armchairs upholstered in pale-gold silks, enlivened by an eclectic but pleasing mix of Art Deco decorative objects and Chinese antiquities.
Formed almost entirely of six enormous windows, the south wall provided a magnificent panoramic view of the colorful lake between the graceful framing branches of two giant sugar pines.
The vista was so spectacular that Jilly spontaneously exclaimed – 'Gorgeous!' – before she realized that Lincoln Proctor stood in the room, awaiting them, holding a pistol in his right hand.
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This Lincoln Proctor wasn't a charred slab of meat and shattered bones, although Dylan hoped to reduce him to that or worse if given a chance. Not one singed patch of hair, not the smallest smudge of ash remained to suggest that he had burned to death in Jilly's Coupe DeVille. Even his dreamy smile remained intact.
'Sit down,' Proctor said, 'and let's talk about this.'
Jilly responded with a rudeness, and Dylan topped her suggestion with one even ruder.
'Yes, you've good reason to hate me,' Proctor said remorsefully. 'I've done terrible things to you, unpardonable things. I'm not going to make any attempt to justify myself. But we
'We're not in anything with you,' Dylan said fiercely. 'We're not your friends or associates, or even just your guinea pigs. We're your victims, your enemies, and we'll gut you if we get a chance.'
'Would anyone like a drink?' asked Parish Lantern.
'I owe you an explanation at least, at the very least,' Proctor said. 'And I'm sure once you hear me out, you'll see that we have a mutual interest that
'Cocktail, brandy, beer, wine, soft drink?' Lantern offered.
'Who burned up in my car?' Jilly demanded.
'An unlucky motel guest who crossed my path,' said Proctor. 'He was about my size. After I killed him, I put my ID on him, my watch, other items. Since going on the run a week ago, I'd carried with me a briefcase bomb – small explosive charge, but mostly jellied gasoline – for just that purpose. I detonated it with a remote control.'
'If no one cares for a drink,' said Lantern, 'I'll just sit down and finish mine.'
He went to an armchair from which he could watch them, and he picked up a glass of white wine from a small table beside the chair.
The rest of them remained on their feet.
To Proctor, Jilly said, 'An autopsy would prove the poor son of a bitch wasn't you.'
He shrugged. 'Of course. But when the gentlemen in the black Suburbans were closing in on me, the big boom distracted them, didn't it? The diversion bought me a few hours, a chance to slip away. Oh, despicable, I know, to sacrifice an innocent man's life to gain a few hours or days for myself, but I've done worse in my life. I've-'
Interrupting Proctor's wearisome self-accusatory patter, Jilly said, 'Who
'Mercenaries. Some former Russian Spetznaz, some American Delta Force members gone bad, all former special-forces soldiers from one country or another. They hire out to the highest bidder.'
'Who're they working for now?'
'My business partners,' Proctor said.
From his armchair, Parish Lantern said, 'When a man is so badly wanted that an entire army has been put together to kill him, that's quite an achievement.'
'My partners are extremely wealthy individuals, billionaires, who control several major banks and corporations. When I started to have some success with experimental subjects, my partners suddenly realized that their personal fortunes and those of their companies might be at risk from endless liability suits, billions in potential