Overwhelmed, she called her father, the biggest baseball fan she knew.
“You’re working for Bandit Gonzales?” He couldn’t have been happier if she had called to announce that she was going to marry, move to the suburbs, have two children, and buy a minivan.
“Not exactly,” Tess said. “But I need to understand why someone might have wanted to make him sick last week.”
“Well, a real fan would have made the owner sick, but it’s not all bad for the Orioles, Bandit getting the heaves.”
“How can that be good for the fans?”
“Because it happened July thirtieth.”
His expectant silence told Tess that this should be fraught with meaning. But if a daughter can’t be ignorant in front of her father, what’s the point of having parents?
“And…?”
Mock-patient sigh. “July thirty-first is the trade deadline.”
“Let me repeat. And?”
“Jesus, don’t you read the sports section? July thirty-first is the last day to make trades without putting guys on waivers. A team like the Orioles, who’s going nowhere, tends to dump the talent. The Mets-” Her father, as was his habit, appeared to spit after saying that team’s name; 1969 had been very hard on him. “The Mets were going to take Bandit to shore up their pitching. I gotta admit, the thought of it just about killed me.”
“So is he going to the Mets?”
“Jesus, the least you could do is listen to Oriole Baseball on ’BAL. The Mets decided to pick up some kid from the Rangers. Maybe they would have gone that way no matter what. Maybe not.”
“Dad, I know you were joking about poisoning Bandit’s food”-Tess hoped he was joking-“but could someone have done it? Who benefited? The Orioles, as you said, wanted to dump him. So who gained when he didn’t go?”
“The Atlanta Braves.”
“Seriously, Dad.”
“I was being serious.” He sounded a little hurt.
“What about Bandit?”
“Huh?”
“Is there any reason he might not want to be traded?”
“You’re the private detective. Ask him.”
“Right, I’ll just go over to where Bandit Gonzales lives and say, ‘Hey, did you make yourself puke?’”
“Yeah. Yeah.” Her father suddenly sounded urgent. “But before you ask him that, would you get him to sign a baseball for me?”
THE PROBLEM WITH LOOKING for something is that you tend to find it.
Once Tess fixated on the idea that Bandit Gonzales might have doctored his own food, she kept discovering all sorts of reasons why he might have done just that. A property search brought up property in the so-called Valley, not far from where Ripken lived. Gonzales had taken out various permits and a behemoth of a house was under construction. At the state office building, Tess found the paperwork showing that Gonzales had recently incorporated. A check of the newspaper archives pulled up various interviews in which Gonzales mulled his post- baseball future. He had started a charity and seemed knowledgeable about local real estate.
Oh, and he wanted to open a restaurant. He had even registered a name with the state-Bandit’s Cuba Cafe.
BANDIT LIVED AT HARBOR COURT, a luxury hotel-condo just a few blocks from Camden Yards. His corner unit had a water view from its main rooms but paid respect to Bandit’s employers with a sliver of ballpark visible from the master bath. Tess knew this because she faked a need for the bathroom upon arriving, then quickly scanned Bandit’s medicine cabinet for ipecac or anything that could have produced vomiting on demand. She didn’t find anything, but that didn’t persuade her that she was wrong in her suspicions. She went back to the living room, where a bemused Bandit was waiting. Well, waiting wasn’t exactly the right word. He was sliding back and forth on an ergometer, a piece of workout equipment that Tess knew all too well. A sweep rower in college, she still worked out on an erg, and a proper erg workout pushed you to the point where you didn’t need bad meat to throw up.
“You said you were from the health department?” Bandit had no trace of an accent; his family had escaped to Miami before he was born.
“Not exactly. But I am looking into your…incident.”
Bandit didn’t look embarrassed. Then again, athletes gave interviews naked, so maybe getting sick in front of others wasn’t such a big deal. He slid back and forth on the erg, up and back, up and back.
“So who do you work for?” he asked after a few more slides.
“Do you know,” Tess sidestepped, “that Johns Hopkins is doing all this research in new viruses? We’re talking parasites, microbes, the kind of things you used to have to travel to get.”
He stopped moving on the erg, his complexion taking on a decidedly greenish cast. “Really?”
“Really.”
“How can you know if you have one?”
“Dunno.” Tess shrugged.
“But you work for Hopkins.”
“I didn’t say that.” She hadn’t.
“Still, you’re looking for this thing, this bug. You think I might have it?”
Another shrug.
“Jesus fucking Joseph and Mary.” He bent forward, his head in his hands. He was a good-looking man by almost anyone’s standards, with bright brown eyes and glossy blue-black hair. His heavily muscled legs and arms were the color of flan. He was a young man by the world’s standards, but his sport considered him old, and this fact seemed to be rubbing off on him. His face was lined from years in the sun and his hair was thinning at the crown.
“Did you do it yourself,” Tess asked, “or did you have help?”
He lifted his face from his hands. “Why would I give myself a parasite?”
“I don’t think you intended to do that. But I think you asked someone to help you last weekend because you didn’t want to leave a city where you had finally put down some roots.”
“Huh?”
“Or maybe it’s as simple as your desire to open a restaurant that will rival the one you helped to make famous. I can see that. Why should someone else get rich because you eat his food? If someone’s going to make money off of you, it should be you, right?”
Bandit began to massage his left arm, rubbing it with the unself-conscious gesture that Tess had noticed in athletes and dancers. They lived so far inside their bodies that they saw them as separate entities.
“You don’t know much about baseball, do you?”
“I know enough.”
“What’s enough?”
“I know that the Orioles won the World Series in 1966, 1971, and 1983. I know that the American League has the DH. And I can almost explain the infield fly rule.”
Now Bandit was working his knees, rubbing one, then the other. They made disturbing popping sounds, but Bandit didn’t seem to notice. He could have been a guy tinkering on a car in his driveway.
“Well, here’s the business of baseball. I was going to be sent to New York, in exchange for prospects. But the Mets probably wouldn’t have kept me past this season, and my agent let the Orioles know I’d come back for one more season, no hard feelings. It could have been a good deal for everyone. Now I’m tainted as that meat that Herb sent over. Look, I know he didn’t do it on purpose, but it happened. He’s accountable.”
“Could it have been anything else? What else did you eat that day?”
“Nothing but dry cereal because I felt pretty punky when I got up that morning. I shouldn’t have tried to start.”
