sunglasses and black roach-killer boots with little silver tips and tight black pants and a black silk shirt buttoned at the neck. All the black made the pale skin look as white as milk.
The bartender saw me first and flagged his hand. 'Hey, can't you read? We're closed to the public.'
'I know. I'm here because I want to see Mr. DeLuca.' You give them the mister when you're hoping for cooperation.
DeLuca and the two guys at his table looked over, and so did Joey Putata. When Joey Putata saw me, he stopped wrestling with the beer keg and said, 'Oh, shit.' He hadn't said anything about the clam bar.
'My name is Elvis Cole, Mr. DeLuca. I want to talk with you about Karen Lloyd.' I was laying it on thick with the mister.
DeLuca blinked at me, then looked at Joey Putata. 'I thought you got rid of this fuck.' Probably wasn't laying it on thick enough.
Joey said, 'Hey, Charlie, we gave him the word. I took Lenny and Phil with me. We gave him the word real good.'
Charlie turned back to me and went back to work on the pasta. I think he was eating tongue. 'You're the creep from Disneyland, right?'
'Nope. I'm the creep from Los Angeles.'
'What's the fucking difference? It's all talking rabbits out there anyway, ain't it?'
The two guys sitting with Charlie and the little bartender thought that was a good one. One of the guys sitting with Charlie had big arms and a lot of gut and a gray sharkskin jacket over a blue shirt. His collar tips were long and stuck out over the jacket. Twenty years out of style. He said, 'Hey, Charlie, you think this mook knows Minnie Mouse? You think he plays hide the salami with old Minnie?' Everybody laughed except the guy back at the pool table. He was staring at the pool table and holding the cue stick as if it were a guitar, gently bobbing his head in time with the music.
Charlie said, 'You got some nut coming here. Didn't Joey tell you to knock it off and go home?'
'Joey didn't do a good job.'
Joey said, 'Hey, fuck you.'
Charlie turned back to me with the same hard eyes he was giving Joey. 'Joey's a piece of shit. I got guys who can do better, Mickey Mouse.' He turned enough to look back toward the pool table. 'You think you can do better than this piece of shit, Ric?'
The guy with the pool cue nodded, still staring at the pool table. Ric. He looked almost seven feet tall.
Charlie said, 'You're bothering my friend Karen, Mickey Mouse. That's not good.'
'Not anymore, Charlie. Now I'm working for her because she's working for you and she wants to stop. You see?'
Charlie stopped with the knife and fork and said, 'Karen.'
'She'd like to retire.'
'Karen been talking to you?' He wasn't liking it.
'I found out some things and I asked her about them. She's hoping we can work something out.'
Charlie put down the knife and fork and made a little hand move to the guy with the twenty-year-old clothes. 'Tudi, see if he's wired.'
Tudi came around the table and patted me down. I stood with my hands raised and sort of out to the side while he did it. He took out the Dan Wesson, opened it, pushed out the bullets, closed it, put the bullets in my left pants pocket and the Dan Wesson back in my shoulder rig. He took out my wallet and tossed it to Charlie DeLuca. Tudi started at the tops of my shoulders and went down each arm and my back and my front and my crotch and each leg. He took off the G-2 and went over the seams and the fabric, and then he took off my belt and checked that, too. While he did it, Ric knocked pool balls around and Charlie DeLuca looked through my wallet. Tudi said, 'He's clean.'
DeLuca closed my wallet and tossed it back to me. 'I never met a private dick before. Private dicks around here know they fuck with Charlie DeLuca, they end up with the fish. You know what they call me?'
'Charlie the Tuna.'
'You know why they call me that?'
'They can't think of anything better.'
Joey said, 'You see? The guy's a wiseass. I couldn't help the wiseass wouldn't listen.' Whining.
Charlie said, 'Shut up, you piece of shit.'
Joey shut up.
I said, 'Karen wants to move on. Maybe we can work something out so that you get what you want and she gets what she wants.'
Charlie nodded, two guys sitting around a bar, shooting the breeze. 'What's your cut? You fuckin' her?'
'No cut. I'm just trying to help a friend.'
'Yeah. You know the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it?'
I said, 'There are ways we can work this. You can find another bank to launder your money.'
He smiled and spread his hands and looked at Tudi. 'Tudi, you know what this guy is talking about, launder our money?'
Tudi said, 'Shit.'
I said, 'Okay. How about you move someone else into Karen's place. She'll stay on until they're in place, and then she'll leave. That way you don't lose a thing and everything stays just as it is.'
Charlie made the smile again and did more with the hands. 'I don't get this guy. I say one thing, he says another. Maybe he don't speak English out there in Disneyland. Whatta they talk there, mousetalk?'
Tudi went, 'Eep, eep.' Everybody thought that was a riot.
I said, 'Karen wants out, Charlie. She's leaving.'
Charlie pushed his plate of pasta carefully to the side and leaned forward. 'Try to get this through your head, mook. What she wants does not matter. Do you know what matters?'
'What you want.'
'Right. And you know what I want right now?'
'To fit into size-34 pants.'
Joey said, 'You see, Charlie? You see? A wiseass.'
Charlie DeLuca's eyes went dark and he looked at me the way you look at a parking ticket you've found under your wiper blade. He said, 'I want you to watch this.' He turned and made the little hand move to Joey Putata. 'Come here, piece of shit.'
Joey glanced at the short, muscular guy and then at the bartender, and then he walked out to stand in front of Charlie DeLuca's table. The principal's office. 'What?'
'You told me you got rid of him. I sent you on the job to get rid of him, and here he is. I don't like fuckups, piece of shit.'
Charlie wasn't looking at Joey; he was looking at me. Joey was staring at Charlie, sweating now, scared and wondering what was going to happen, and everyone else was staring at Joey. Except for Ric. Ric made a nice, smooth shot and the
Charlie said, 'Smack yourself, piece of shit.'
Joey said, 'C'mon, Charlie, please. I took Lenny and Phil. We gave him the word.'
Charlie still didn't look at him; he stared at me. 'Do it, piece of shit. Hit yourself in the face.'
Joey sort of slowly raised his right hand and looked at it, then slapped himself in the face. It wasn't very hard.
'Close your hand.'
Joey started to cry. 'Hey, c'mon, Charlie.'
'Piece of shit.'
Joey closed his hand and sort of punched at his jaw.
'Harder.'
Joey hit himself harder, but it still wasn't very hard.
Charlie said, 'Ric, this piece of shit needs some help.'
Ric put down the pool cue and moved up by the bar, head still bobbing to music only he could hear. When he moved, he sort of glided, as if the tight pale skin were laid over steel cables and servo motors instead of muscle.
