'Jesus,' said Walter.
'BY HER NAME!' said Arthur.
Walter sighed again, then said to Roger, 'Leave him alone, Mrs. Dole!'
Roger, thrilled at the attention, trotted over to Walter and jumped up, putting his front paws on Walter's chest.
'SHE WANTS YOUR SOUL!' screamed Arthur.
'Down!' said Walter. 'Get down, Mrs. Dole!'
'A nuclear bomb in a suitcase?' said Harvey Baker.
'Yup,' said Greer.
'I thought nuclear bombs were big,' said Baker. He recalled an old newsreel showing the Hiroshima bomb, which looked like a small submarine.
'Not all of 'em,' said Greer.
'Jesus,' said Baker. 'Where'd it come from? What the hell is it doing here?'
'Long story,' said Greer. 'Which I will try to make short. In what now passes for Russia, they got nuclear missiles left over from the Cold War, OK? A lot of missiles. Under a treaty, which I won't go into the details, the Russians are supposed to take a lot of these missiles out of service, which is called decommissioning. Problem is, a lot of the parts on these missiles—things like gyroscopes, position indicators, accelerators ... '
'Accelerometers,' interrupted Seitz.
'Excuse me, Wemher Fucking von Braun,' said Greer. 'Anyway, these parts are exactly what you need if you are a low-level international asshole like Saddam Hussein looking to get hold of some serious missiles and rise to the position of high-level international asshole. These missiles are new Corvettes in a bad neighborhood. Lotta people want 'em for parts.'
'Doesn't the Russian government have, like, controls on this stuff?' asked Baker.
'Sure they do,' said Greer. 'Same as the city of Miami has controls to keep building inspectors from taking bribes.'
'That's different,' said Baker. 'That's just bullshit graft. You're talking about nuclear weapons here.'
Seitz snorted. 'Only difference,' he said, 'is how much money.'
'So anyway,' continued Greer, 'the really scary part of the missile, obviously, is the warhead, the part that goes bang. And the Russians actually have been pretty good about keeping track of those.'
'Pretty good?' asked Baker.
'Right,' said Greer. 'In other words, not good enough. About two years ago, somebody got two warheads, we still don't exactly know how, out of a missile dismantlement facility in a place called, um ... '
'Sergeyev Posad,' said Seitz. 'Not far from Moscow. Used to be named Zagorsk. Very beautiful churches there.'
'Thank you, Mr. Michelin,' said Greer. 'So anyway, this person gets these warheads, which disappear for a while, nobody in the world can find 'em. And then one of them shows up—guess where—the Middle East, Jordan to be exact.'
'Jesus,' said Baker.
'Exactly,' said Greer. 'Only now, the warhead's been modified, by somebody who knows his shit. Now it's in a metal suitcase. One strong man can carry it. You put it somewhere, set the detonation timer, walk away. Timer goes off, boom, wipes out your whole downtown. Makes Oklahoma City look like a cherry bomb.'
'From something the size of a suitcase?' asked Baker.
'The actual warhead part is a lot smaller than the suitcase,' said Greer. 'It looks kind of like a garbage disposal. The real weight of the suitcase is a big wad of conventional explosive that sets off the warhead. The explosive is set off by a detonator with a timer, which is no big deal, like something you could get at Radio Shack. But forget about the size. This thing will blow away all your big buildings, bucko. This thing will fry your eyeballs at ten miles.'
'And you're saying the other suitcase is here in Miami,' said Baker.
'What I'm saying,' said Greet, 'is that when they found the one warhead, in the suitcase, it was in the hands of some people who are not real big fans of the United States. These people were taken into custody.'
'By whom?' asked Baker.
'That I definitely can't tell you,' said Greer, 'except to say that they don't waste a lot of time advising suspects of their Miranda rights.'
'The Israelis,' said Baker.
Greer nodded. 'Like I say, I can't tell you,' he said. 'Alls I can tell you is, they are very good at getting information from people who don't feel like talking. And the information they got is that the other suitcase was supposed to go to New York City, where it was gonna be picked up by a True Believer, who was gonna express his beliefs by turning Times Square and the surrounding area into radioactive grit.'
'No great loss,' said Baker.
'Hey, it's a lot nicer,' said Seitz. 'They fixed it up.'
'Anyway,' said Greer, 'this point, we still don't know when or how the suitcase is going to New York. But we do know who the True Believer is, so we got him under surveillance. We got this guy under a blanket. We know if he farts. So when he gets in a cab and heads toward Kennedy airport, we are on him. Except, guess what, some dickwad Secret Agents from a federal agency that I will not identify here except by the initials C, I, and A ... '
