out an imaginary cup to an imaginary figure sitting against the wall, then turned back with a complacent smile and sat down again. It was a fascinating if repulsive transformation.
I wanted to kill the bastard on the spot. More than that, though, I wanted the truth.
‘Who helped you remove the body?’ I asked. I already knew the answer but it might be useful to have it confirmed.
‘Wouldn’t you just like to know?’ Silas answered with another gloat. ‘I’d like to see you try bringing him to justice.’ He rearranged his features and became the Permanent Legate again.
‘Oh, and a word of advice, my little Alaric – I hear you’ve been unlucky these past few days with your attempts at freeing slaves. Well, if you put honey on shit, it’s still shit. You really should bear in mind that God Almighty made us all and set each in his place. It doesn’t do to try altering His Dispositions.’
I’d have the truth out of him before we were finished. For the moment, I chose to ignore a vulgarity of expression unbecoming his station. I moved on to another question, one he was willing to answer.
‘I know you got out of the Legation dressed as a monk,’ I said. ‘I guessed the Emperor had you put up in the Monastery of St John Chrysostom.’
‘Theophanes told me you and Priscus were pressing for a search warrant,’ Silas answered. He stood up and began digging through his leather bag. He pulled out various items of toiletry. One of these was a little bronze mirror I’d bought back in July and lost almost immediately. afterwards – that was before Authari had closed my suite to outsiders. Was he doing this to annoy? Or did he just assume that anything in the Legation was his property?
‘That was why Phocas tried to have me done away with the other night, wasn’t it?’ I asked, pulling myself back to the subject in hand. ‘But can you tell me why he didn’t just have me killed when he still had the power? Why go through the farce of appointing me head of the city defences?’
Silas turned back from his heaped-up items of toiletry.
‘I don’t regard these things as worth discussing,’ he said with an abstracted look. ‘If you don’t know what kept the Emperor from putting you to the death you richly deserved, I can’t be bothered to enlighten you.’
‘I asked in the hope that you might give me a better reason than I’d already worked out,’ I said with a smile. ‘But let us go back to your exit from the Legation. Priscus had the place surrounded, and he wasn’t on your list of accomplices – not unless I much underrate him – so how did you get out?’
‘No one ever stops a monk,’ Silas said with a happy flourish of things that included more of my possessions.
I didn’t need to continue. The answer was obvious. The Black Agents had ignored orders and let them past. They had lied about this when it became important that no one should be allowed access.
‘Well,’ I said, looking at the sealed roll of parchment Silas was pulling from a leather case, ‘is that your formal patent for His Holiness in Rome? Does that confirm him as Universal Bishop?’
Silas smiled happily at me. ‘It is, and it does,’ he said. ‘It’s sealed and dated as of last night. I suppose I should be impressed that you knew its contents without needing my explanation. Perhaps Theophanes wasn’t just under your spell. Perhaps there are some glimmerings of intelligence.’
Again, I ignored the sneer. Time was pressing and I wanted as much truth as I could get from him.
‘And you think’, I asked with a sneer of my own, ‘this will make you a big man back in Rome?’
‘Of course it bloody will!’ he exclaimed. ‘You know as well as I do that this has been the main objective of Church policy for at least a generation. We wanted it. Now I’ve got it. Can’t you imagine the looks on every face when I flash this about in the Lateran?’
‘You might even get to replace Bishop Lawrence as head of the English Mission,’ I observed drily.
‘Oh, very witty, I’m sure,’ Silas snarled at me. He glanced at the sealed roll of parchment. ‘When I turn up with this in Rome, I shan’t be satisfied with a bishopric in somewhere like Naples or Rimini. It certainly won’t be anything in some shithole barbarian land like yours. That’s a place for sending others to, not for visiting.
‘I suppose you know that Pope Gregory the Saint was once Permanent Legate here,’ he continued with a change of tone. ‘It’s often been a good step towards the top job.’
‘If you’re after the Papacy itself,’ I reminded him, ‘you’ll need Heraclius to confirm it. And will he do that for a man who’s lately made life harder for him all over the East?’
‘Heraclius will have no choice but to accept the unanimous decision of the Roman Church,’ Silas said with a snigger. ‘Phocas has left him with problems that leave no Imperial room for manoeuvre in the West.’
‘Tell me, Silas,’ I asked suddenly, ‘tell me – why shouldn’t I kill you here and now and trade that patent with Heraclius for my life?’
Silas did an excellent job of keeping a look of alarm off his face. ‘Because, my stupid little barbarian, I represent His Holiness in Rome. Lay violent hands on me, and you’ll go to Hell. Besides, you haven’t any sword with you.’
A fair answer, the second one at least – though I did have a very sharp knife under my cloak.
‘And,’ Silas went on, with a cheerful wave of his hand, ‘because Heraclius would need rather more than a scrap of parchment to convince him that a rival for the Purple shouldn’t be killed on the spot. Some of your “soldiers” were so drunk towards the end of that glorified street brawl you led that they were still hailing you as Emperor even after order was restored.
‘I wouldn’t trust any promises he made to the likes of you. Even if we leave aside the little matter of the Purple, you’re a barbarian. I know you don’t like Greeks. I don’t much like them myself if truth be told. But they’ve always known how to deal with barbarians.
‘Let me tell you – back when your people were first smashing up the Western Provinces, there were immense numbers of you settled here in the Eastern cities. In the West, we spoke piously of integration and assimilation. We rejoiced over the prospect of your conversion to the Orthodox Faith of Nicaea and of Chalcedon.
‘In the East, they knew better. You can take a barbarian out of the forest, the Greeks said to us. You can’t take the forest out of a barbarian. Getting a few of the Creeds by heart doesn’t make a savage into a citizen.
‘The authorities sent out a message to every barbarian in the East to assemble in certain places on a certain day. There they should all receive some token of Imperial favour.’
Silas paused for a gloating smile, then continued:
‘They killed every last one of you – men, women, children. They had you surrounded in the public squares. You people stood there, as trusting as beasts on their way to slaughter. You never saw the archers until they were on every rooftop.
‘As the West fell away, a province at a time, the East was renewed in the blood of the barbarians. The Greeks have kept an eye on you lot ever since. Therefore the need for residence permits.
‘Don’t suppose any deal you made with Heraclius would last the blink of an eye beyond his setting hands on this document.’
Silas sat back and laughed unpleasantly as he doubtless recalled the massacre of barbarians all over the East.
‘Don’t think of killing me, my silly Englishman,’ he said at length. ‘Come back with me to Rome. Only I can get you out of here, and you’ll be useful to me there as an unfriendly but truthful witness to what I’ve done here in the city.’
‘That’s all very well, Your Excellency,’ I said with a mock bow at his genius. ‘There is, however, one matter that still perplexes me. Phocas has saved your life. Phocas has given Holy Mother Church what it wanted most in the world. He has made you the agent of communication to Rome. This will perhaps advance you to the Papacy. But what’s in it for him? Phocas has never struck me as a particularly charitable man. Back in his early days, he may have given a lot to Pope Gregory, but he always made sure to get flattery and hard cash in exchange. So what’s in it for our former Lord and Master and Ruler of the Universe, Phocas?’
‘You may ask that of the Dispensator in Rome,’ Silas said with an attempt at the enigmatic. He wasn’t to know that Theophanes had already given the same answer. Hearing it a second time rather spoiled the effect.
Again, I didn’t pursue the question. The answer was now pretty obvious. The moment I saw the patent, all those odd conversations with Theophanes and with Phocas suddenly made sense. It was like one of those bursts of enlightenment the very religious sometimes report. Instead I moved on to the question of what had occurred in Ephesus late the previous spring. That was something I still couldn’t fit into the puzzle.
Silas was going into an orgasm of evasion when we were disturbed by a knock at what remained of the door. One of the Legation officials looked in.
