the bread dole. I don’t suppose anyone there gave a damn for the poor of Alexandria who lived or died by the free bread we handed out. But it was unexpected news that they’d have to feed their domestics out of their own pockets.
And no – it still wasn’t finished. Leontius had now broken cover. He was, I knew, the real leader of the resistance. He’d arrived in town almost before the wax had set on the writs of summons I’d squeezed out of Nicetas. For months now, he’d been slipping from dinner to dinner, getting up a regular party of opposition. I was surprised he hadn’t spoken already. Perhaps he was waiting to see what, if any, concessions I’d been authorised to make by Heraclius. He’d only speak after I’d done half the work for him.
‘Your Magnificence, My Lord Al-ar-ic,’ he began, dripping contempt for a name that, Latin or barbarian, was still from the West. A good thing I’d long since given up, except with Martin, on my English name: he’d have had fun with that opening diphthong.
‘My most Magnificent Lord,’ he went on, the flab around his neck wobbling as he shifted about for the right oratorical pose, ‘the will of Caesar is, of course, our command. If it is his will that we resign the lands from which we have always fed the great city of Constantinople, and before then Rome, what is there for us to do other than bow and go quietly into the dark? If we are told that the natives to whom our dominion must be transferred will thereby be raised from their so far eternal vice and degradation to become like the great men of Rome who, in olden times, fought and tilled until they had conquered the whole world, who are we to disagree?
‘But’ – he’d evidently practised this oration, and thought its sarcasm ever so witty – ‘we are unjustly put upon when accused of not paying our taxes. Whenever bread and gold have been required for the Sacred Armies of Our Most Noble Augustus, when have we ever stayed the hand of generosity? When have we ever withheld the six million bushels of corn that we send every year to Constantinople?
‘Nay, when this year we were called on to supply not six but ten million bushels, did we stay the hand? We did not. Now is the time of year when, by ancient custom, the people of Egypt rejoice in the plenty afforded them by the Nile and by their labour. It is now that the Alexandrians rejoice in low prices of bread. If they now grow thin – if they worry that the supplies left among us will give out before the next harvest – is that the fault of us who own the land? Nor have we made these truths known to the people. If we are in any sense at fault, it is surely in our blind devotion to the will of the Caesar who has sent his young and beautiful Legate to accuse us of disloyalty.’
There was another murmur about the Hall. And he was right. We had stripped the country bare. We’d had our reasons in Constantinople. But it remained that the Egyptians – or some of them – were buggered. It was a good question, indeed, how many Alexandrians would make it through to the next harvest. Still, though, Leontius wasn’t done.
‘If we have refused to fill the Treasury in Alexandria,’ he cried, suddenly passionate, ‘it is only from regard for the True Faith of Our Lord Jesus Christ.’
He looked dramatically round the Hall. If he was up to something, he’d kept it to himself. Every face was as mystified as I was. Again, I noticed that no one was standing close beside him. He might be leader of the opposition. That didn’t make him liked.
‘I am not referring,’ he went on, ‘to those separated brethren who accept the heresy of a single Human and Divine Nature for Christ. While they have strayed from the true orthodoxy, they at least accept that no salvation lies but through Jesus Christ.
‘No, I refer to the Old Faith of this land. Our Lord Viceroy Nicetas is second to none in his observance. Who does not know of his conversations with His Holiness the Patriarch – His Holiness who is like unto his own brother?
‘But what would Our Lord Viceroy say if I were to tell him that, even to this day, the government that he directs is pouring out oceans of our gold and silver for the support of a temple raised up in ancient times at Philae far in the south to the demon Isis?
‘What if I were to tell him that our taxes, even today, are feeding an army of shaven-headed priests? And that the sound of their blasphemous chanting extends far through Upper Egypt, to the scandal of orthodox and heretical alike?
‘Your Magnificence may seek to punish us with confiscation of our land for refusing to give more than we have for the worship of demons. But I say to you – as the Holy Martyrs of the Church said in the days of persecution – “What crime be there for them that have Christ?” ’
There was a moment of silence after he stopped. This last point he had indeed been keeping to himself. The mystery had been total. No response had been planned. But the silence was only for a moment. If at first hesitant, the Hall soon filled with howls of almost convincingly outraged piety. Some ran about wailing and waving their arms. A few ripped their clothing. Others, with more conviction, swore they’d never again pay taxes. One even did a passable job of throwing up behind one of the chairs.
Apion and the party I’d bribed and cajoled into existence sat eyeing each other in shifty silence. The chaos about them was resolving itself into a ragged chant of ‘No crime for them that have Christ’. I’d come here to scold a pack of tax evaders. Now, I was facing a mob of candidate saints.
Leontius ignored the shouting and looked up to the gallery. He held out what I took to be documentary proof of his claims. I wasn’t the only one to have noticed Nicetas up there following this whole shambles of a reading. I was fighting the urge to send the guards in with the flats of their swords when the curtains billowed outwards and then fell still again. I ground my teeth in fury. I looked that piece of offal Leontius carefully in the face. One way or the other, I’d have him before I left this city. This morning, though, he’d beaten me. Even with Nicetas gone back into the Palace, there was no point continuing.
‘Gentlemen,’ I said bleakly, the louder troublemakers now running out of puff, ‘this meeting is adjourned until further notice. You will, in the meantime, do me the goodness of not going far from Alexandria.’
Chapter 3
‘It’s a fucking disaster,’ I snapped for the third time at Martin. ‘And if you can’t see what Nicetas has done to us, I can only assume this climate has turned your brains to shit as well.’ My robe dumped on the office floor, I sat naked at my desk. The blacks were fanning me like mad. Every so often, one of them would reach forward to sponge on more scented oil.
‘Well, whatever Leontius was trying,’ Martin said with another stab at the optimistic, ‘the law is now in effect. The enactment clause says it’s to come into effect by reading, and it was read.’
‘This isn’t Bithynia,’ I said, now wearily. I took up the cup of unwatered wine. I noticed I was starting on my fourth cup. I put it down and stared again at my commission. Written on to the parchment in words of gold and purple, it looked as grand a thing now as when Heraclius had presented it in full meeting of the Imperial Council. Back then, of course, I hadn’t seen the flaws in its wording. Now, if I scraped off the seal and washed off the ink with a sponge dipped in vinegar, I might at least have a useful sheet of parchment.
‘This isn’t Bithynia,’ I said again. ‘Nicetas isn’t some pen-pushing governor who has to bow to me in public. He’s the sodding Viceroy. At least an exarch is one down from the Emperor. Within Egypt and Alexandria, Nicetas is the Emperor. If the law comes into effect when read, it can only be implemented when Nicetas seals the warrants.
‘And since we’re alone, Martin, do consider taking at least something off. Even sit much longer in that robe, and I’m sure you’ll have a stroke.’ Never mind his shaving cut, which had started bleeding again – his whole face was taking on a purple tinge.
I got up and walked across the room. The slaves hurried behind me with their ostrich feathers. But the movement of air around me was a greater relief. I stopped by the window and lifted a corner of the blind. Even this high up there wasn’t a breath of wind. I sat down on a little sofa and stretched my legs.
‘Of course,’ I said, ‘Nicetas could argue that sealing any warrants would be unwise. Outside Alexandria, the entire government is run by these landed turds. With all this banditry and the troubles arising from the supplemental grain requisition, we can’t afford to alienate the landed interest. You may have noticed that Leontius as good as threatened to raise the mob against us over the grain matter.
‘If only, though, Nicetas hadn’t delayed and delayed and delayed, we could have got the law through before the newsletters caught up with us. If only he hadn’t insisted on formal consultation. If only he hadn’t virtually
