into space.

JEREMY

I didn't know that. Now that I do, I

definitely want in.

CECIL

I prefer that my spacers remain at the

complex during training to minimize the

possibility of injury or illness. I don't

like the idea of replacing members of my

crew at the last minute.

JEREMY

I can live with that.

CECIL

Pack some clothes and be here tomorrow

morning at seven. Don't worry about the

government. I'll send out a press release

announcing your appointment to The Arcus

crew. That should dissuade them from

pressing the issue.

The doublecar stops at the mouth of a large hangar.

INT. BARBEQUE HANGAR - DAY

A zigzag of picnic tables surround a dozen active grills.

Over a hundred employees are eating.

Jeremy feasts.

Cecil drinks bottled water.

Several employees wander by to casually greet Cecil.

They eye Jeremy curiously.

Jeremy's cell phone rings. He answers.

JEREMY

Oh, hi General Hayes.

Cecil signals Jeremy to hand him the phone.

Jeremy complies.

CECIL

General Hayes, I've heard so much about

you. I wanted to thank you and your

friends for the NASA space shuttles. The

redesign went swimmingly...What's that?

Cecil holds the phone out so Jeremy can hear the General.

CECIL (CONT’D)

...It's Cecil Millikan, of course...That

should be obvious. You know the old

saying, everything's for sale at the

right price.

Cecil winks at Jeremy.

CECIL (CONT’D)

I'm actually able to squeeze an Asteroid

Crusher into the tip of the main liquid

fuel tank which now reaches orbit.

A few nearby employees listen covertly to Cecil's conversation.

CECIL (CONT’D)

I'm afraid he's unavailable at the moment

but I'll tell him you called. By the way,

Mr. Ash works for me now so you may want

to take him off your speed dial...What's

that, General? I'm sorry, you're breaking

up.

Cecil disconnects. He hands the phone back to Jeremy.

INT. ARCUS SPACECRAFT - DAY

The fully suited crew sits in a circle.

A hexagonal console centers them.

Windows surround the cabin.

Cecil sits directly across from Jeremy.

They stare excitedly through their faceplates at each other.

EXT. ARCUS LAUNCHPAD - DAY

A powerful hurricane brews offshore.

A Blaster Nine Rocket carries The Arcus aloft.

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