There are rumors of a wild party at this

locale, sir. I'll need to inspect the

premises for beautiful women.

Steve pushes politely past Alec into the house.

He pulls a bottle of JACK DANIELS from a paper sack in his hand, and then drops down on the couch. He takes a long drink from the bottle.

ALEC

I still can't believe you bought that

thing. Didn't anyone you that aircars

were banned from public roads in 2016?

STEVE

Let's see. They're loud, dangerous, and

illegal. Sounds perfect to me.

KRISTIN

I've got to hand it to you Steve, at

least you're consistent.

Steve lights a cigarette.

He slumps forward and begins sampling from the snack tray.

Alec moves into the kitchen.

ALEC

Hey Steve. Think fast.

Alec tosses a bottle of beer to Steve. It sails over the coffee table.

Kristin watches in horror.

Steve catches it smoothly before guzzling half of it down in one long gulp. He then belches loudly.

ALEC (CONT’D)

Another?

Kristin shoots Alec a glance.

Steve finishes the beer, then nods to Alec.

STEVE

Hit me.

Alec retrieves two more beers and a pours a glass of wine for Kristin.

He rejoins them in the living room.

STEVE (CONT’D)

So, ten million copies, huh? I still

can't believe it.

ALEC

Either can I. There's nothing like

turning an old research paper into a best

selling book in three days. Thank god for

eBooks. It definitely pays to be first.

KRISTIN

The alien signal totally dominated the

news. Talk about free publicity.

ALEC

Most of my book is about the history and

evolution of radio astronomy. Very little

of it actually covers the signal itself.

The government hasn't told us anything

about its content.

KRISTIN

Yeah. Tell the world that we've received

an intelligent, extraterrestrial signal

and then try to bury it.

ALEC

They claim to still be

(quoting with four fingers)

deciphering it.

STEVE

Our government at work. Hiding the truth

as usual.

ALEC

It's pretty weird that the signal was

transmitted on a secure government

frequency. I mean, how would they know?

STEVE

How would who know? Where did it come

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