of the Asteroid Crushers. We produce

everything from the grinding gears to the

nuts and bolts in here.

STEVE

I have over three years experience as a

machinist, as you can see.

PENNY

You're hired. Be here Monday at seven.

I'd give you a tour but I'm in a hurry.

Jeremy can show you around. Lord knows

that he spends enough time here.

JEREMY

What's that supposed to mean?

PENNY

I first met Jeremy on a railcar. He was

pretty jumpy back then but he seems to

have calmed down over the years. He's

certainly won the heart of our

illustrious leader.

(whispering to Steve)

They're very close.

She retracts her lower lip and widens an eye, implying a secret relationship between them.

JEREMY

I'm a married man. And so is Cecil.

PENNY

You see. Jumpy little bugger, isn't he?

STEVE

I should know, I grew up with him.

PENNY

I'm sorry guys, but I've got to go.

Penny exits.

JEREMY

Come on Steve, I'll show you the assembly

shop.

INT. ASTEROID CRUSHER ASSEMBLY SHOP - DAY

The shop is buzzing with activity.

Jeremy and Steve enter.

A fully assembled Asteroid Crusher sits in the far corner.

Steve spots it immediately. He glares at it with awe as they approach.

Its three forward gears face them.

A small cockpit is attached to its top.

Pressure tanks on either side are marked 'H20.'

Oxygen tubes behind them.

The entire rig stands ten feet high.

STEVE

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

JEREMY

Now imagine a modified space shuttle

liquid fuel tank attached to its aft.

That's where the ore is separated and

stored.

STEVE

You're right bro, this really is right up

my alley.

EXT. ABOVE AFRICA - DAY

MONTAGE:

The entire continent is visible.

ZOOM IN to West Coast of The Sahara Desert.

Floodgates are opened in huge desalination plants.

Ocean water pours into a large aqueduct toward the desert's interior.

CAMERA FOLLOWS the aqueduct deep into the desert, ahead of the flow.

Thousands of workers are producing cement slabs, extending the aqueduct.

Continue into open desert.

Tanks marked 'TREATED SEWAGE' litter the region.

A huge lake of sewage appears.

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