Vigilante

Nash led me aft through a dim, lamp-lit corridor to the stern area and stopped in front of a large mahogany door. The gentle roll of the ship was pleasant as we crossed the mostly calm bay outside the jetty. I could hear the faint sounds of laughter along with the string quartet on the fantail directly above us. Nix took out a key to the captain’s quarters.

“I’ve kept this cabin off-limits,” he said as he worked a key into the lock. “Because of who I’ve become, I’ve found of late I need to have my chances to get away, create some distance between myself and the fawning public.”

Nothing too humble there.

We stepped inside; then he closed the door and turned the latch. The cabin was richly appointed in red leather with plenty of teak and oak. Across the entire stern was a row of mutton-bar windows, which provided light while affording a view of the frothy white wake stretching out behind us as we rolled along.

“Drink?” Nash asked, smiling congenially.

By way of an answer, I held up my bottle of water.

“Not taking any chances, are you?”

“You go ahead,” I told him. “I’ll use any advantage I can get.”

He poured himself a drink from a bar setup on the port side of the room while I checked out the rest of the magnificent cabin. The area ran the entire width of the ship and included a large table and seating, which I guess was designed to duplicate the captain’s mess where William Bligh entertained fellow officers while at sea.

Nash turned, drink now in hand, and studied me carefully. “You’re making a huge mistake not joining up with us,” he said. “We’ve got a good team.”

“I’m sort of a loner.”

“I don’t mind loners. I’m sort of one myself. There’re all kinds of ways to fight this fight, Shane. For instance, I’m no longer a cop or a lawyer, but right now I’m making an even bigger contribution to the legal system than ever before. If you join me you can also be more effective. We have right on our side and we have a powerful electronic megaphone, so people actually hear what we say. It’s important work. I won’t keep asking. This is sort of it. Last call.”

The ship lurched in a trough. I was braced, but Nix grabbed for the edge of the captain’s table. He regained his balance as the ship steadied its roll.

“Was this last-call concept the exciting idea you wanted to expose me to?” I asked.

“No,” he said. He took a moment to study me. “I wanted to expose you to a negative civic phenomenon, which you’ve been participating in. I’m going to try to get you to stop. It’s something called the broken-window theory. Ever heard of it?”

“Never.”

“Pretty simple, really. All it says is, in troubled neighborhoods when a window gets broken you must fix it immediately, because when people see broken windows they tend to lose hope and that loss of hope causes anger and anger causes more broken windows. I know you see me as some sort of anti-police spokesperson, but all I’m doing is going around fixing broken windows.”

“So am I.”

“Not so. You’re actually the guy breaking them. Arresting the Sanchezes was a broken window. Hannah Trumbull’s blown murder investigation, another.”

“Look, Nix, in the interest of not spoiling your premiere party, I don’t want to get into that whole Edwin Chavaria snipe hunt. Let’s just leave that and move on.” He held my gaze, looked speculative for a moment, and said nothing.

“I spent some time reading about you on the Internet,” I continued. “Made some calls to departments in Atlanta and Florida. I’m trying to understand why you have such a hard-on for cops. That’s the primary reason I accepted this invitation.”

“And what did you learn?” he said, his slightly superior smile in place, never taking his eyes off me.

“Getting thrown off the Florida Marine Patrol over losing that serial killer might explain some of it. At least that’s what the Marine Patrol cops in Dade County think. However, my bet is there’s a lot more than just that going on.”

“Lee Bob Batiste was a mistake,” he said. “I don’t make many, but that was a big one. Borrowing money from my law firm and not correctly accounting for it was another. I paid my debt to society on the so-called embezzlement charge and I count Lee Bob as an important lesson learned.”

“That swamp rat kills nine people in the Everglades, he’s still walking free because you blew up the case, and you think it’s an important lesson learned? You’re going kind of easy on yourself there, don’t you think?”

He frowned, then took a minute to gather his thoughts. “Since you seem so interested in that chapter of my life you might as well hear the real facts.” He sounded frustrated now, even annoyed.

“Bobby Batiste was illiterate and semi-educated. He barely spoke English. He was Cajun, raised in the Louisiana swamp, but he moved to Florida in the eighties. The guy was so loony he lived up in a giant cypress tree on the west side of the ’Glades. He ended up killing campers who crossed the imaginary boundaries of an imaginary empire he thought he ruled. He drew lines of death for miles around his tree house. Anybody who wandered in there got killed. He was a scavenger who’d steal food out of his victims’ backpacks and turn it into Cajun dishes over their own campfires. He had this strange dream of creating a kingdom in the swamp where he would bring kidnapped women to help him repopulate. He had actually already started building his capital city using money and credit cards he took off the dead bodies.”

Nash set his drink down before he said, “I wanted that collar. I wanted the killings to stop. I arrested him and had him in cuffs. He had some of the victims’ DLs in his wallet; I got a little anxious and started asking questions. I never thought Bobby would just flat out confess to nine murders right when I grabbed him, but that’s what he did. He thought he was a demonic angel, immune from human prosecution. I’d never seen that kind of deep psychotic illness before, so yeah, I learned a big lesson there. Before I end my time on earth, I intend to fully atone for that mistake.”

“Good shit,” I said dryly.

“You don’t like me much, do you?” he said softly.

I let that hang there.

He took another moment before he smiled and said, “It’s okay; a lot of people feel that way. It sort of comes with this gig. Because of what I do, it can get sorta pronounced, but there’s a deeper reason than just fame or jealousy. Wanna hear?”

“Sure.”

“If you make people think they’re thinking, they will love you. But if you really make them think, they’ll hate you. Since I really make people think, I have picked up a fairly long list of enemies. The good news there is, a nonthinking enemy is usually very easy to deal with.”

The boat lurched again. Nash was ready this time, but I almost went down. My bottle of water flew from my hand and rolled across the room. I started after it, but Nash waved me off.

“Leave it,” he said, and took a step closer, forcing me to turn back and focus on him.

“Do you know where we are right now?” he said.

“The point of no return?”

“I was thinking more about where we’re standing. Our location on this ship. Ever since I was a boy, the mysteries and social crimes perpetuated in this cabin have fascinated me.”

Oh, brother.

“HMS Bounty was rebuilt by King George of England and sent all the way to Tahiti to get breadfruit plants to take to the West Indies for cultivation. Do you know why?”

“Haven’t a clue.”

“It was a cheap food source, which could be used to feed American plantation slaves. So at its heart, the mission the Bounty was rechristened to perform was a gross social corruption. But in the end fate had other plans.”

He moved closer to me. His eyes were wide and shining. There seemed to be a glazed insanity hiding behind that cherubic face and Cary Grant costume.

“Commander Bligh was just thirty-three and something of an innocent,” Nash continued. “He’s been