Horrors of the Dancing Gods

no real offensive weapons or abilities at all, but the fakeout's usually pretty effective.'

'I–I'm not sure I understand, but welcome, anyway. What do we do now?'

'I already scouted the area from the air. Up this small street here — it runs parallel to Broadway over there, but it's all industrial. Some rats and stuff but nothing really nasty. There's actually a somewhat respectable-looking part of own up on the hill to our right. That's where we're headed, since the hotel recommended for my people is in that vicinity.'

'I'm not sure I'd trust any appearances around here,' Larae noted nervously as she started walking with the strange apparition. 'As you point out, you aren't even you. What makes you think this area really is safer?'

'It's high and unobstructed. The morning sun's light will strike it first and leave it last. That's no real guarantee, but it tends to signal things to those of us with experience.'

The girl shrugged. 'I stilt do not see why there need be any respectable or decent people or areas here.'

'Got to be some. For one thing, just as evil is defined by good, good is defined by evil. One without the other becomes the norm. Also, this is a real place. It's not Hell, it's not some fairyland, it's not in some other dimension. It's real, it's here, and most of its people are alive. Folks are born here, grow up here, work here, maybe marry here, have kids, and so on. Being under Hell isn't always so obvious; mostly it's apathy, just accepting conditions and making do without fighting it or sacrificing against it. I have a very strange feeling that there's more that's familiar than unfamiliar here.'

But not at night. Two lone women in the dark, by the docks, at night would be a target in any big city, Marge thought. She wasn't as concerned, being a night creature and a flying one as well, but her ward was neither.

It would be interesting to see this place in daylight, in its normal workday mode, though. Evil didn't go to bed at sunup, nor did it flee the light as many of its supernatural minions did, but it did become more subtle. Still, her own power came from the night as well, and it was ironic that she felt so much safer in the darkness.

The vast majority of her tricks worked only on mortal humans; faerie would see right through them and certainly wouldn't be impressed, nor, of course, would demonic creatures, and around here the supernatural was definitely king.

Still, there were more practical considerations to be faced if they got by all those dark shadows and creepy- looking buildings. 'It's gonna be quite a climb up that hill,' she noted. 'Ten to one the hotel's right smack on top, too.' And it would be so very easy to just fly straight up there…

The Hotel Usher was at number 777 Avenue Nictzin Dyalhis high atop Morgana Hill. It was an imposing structure but not a scary-looking one, rising six stories and going a square block around the hilltop with a panoramic view of the harbor below and a less interesting one of some of the rest of town on the other side. The whole of it was quite solid and ornate, with white stucco gilded with brightly colored abstract designs and gold leaf on the doors, crests, and such.

There was a doorman who looked to Irving like one of the soldiers who'd guarded the wicked witch's castle in The Wizard of Oz movie, high-topped hat and fancy coat and all, even in this tropical heat.

'You sure they'll let the likes of us into a place like this?' Irving whispered worriedly. Poquah paid him no attention at all, but Irving felt conspicuous as the doorman nodded to them and opened the big oaken entry door for them to enter the spacious lobby.

If ever an interior did not disappoint, it was the Usher's. It offered a grand vista of polished wood and marble, with sculptures, interior fountains, vines growing up the sides of the walls and columns, and everything in gold and plush draperies, carpeting — the works — all somehow built and arranged so that there was some sort of constant airflow that made it seem cool and comfortable inside, only the humidity betraying the fact that it was not in truth Earth-style air-conditioning.

The clerk at the front desk was dressed in formal livery and looked like another product of central casting. He looked at the pair who stood in front of him, sharp eyes the only thing betraying an otherwise impenetrable countenance, and said, 'Yes? May I help you?'

'I believe we are expected,' Poquah told him. 'Poquah of Terindell, Master Irving de Oro, and party to follow.'

'Indeed, sir. Let me see… Yes. Party of — three?'

'Four. We have offered our advantages to someone we met on the voyage and who needed some additional aid. One each, faerie and human, male and female. Will this pose a problem?'

'Indeed not, so long as you are willing to accept full financial responsibility for your added member. Um, ahem, it is not usual for young ladies to be out without an escort in this town at this time of night. It is quite dangerous out there. When might we expect them?'

'Soon, I hope, or we'll have to go hunting for them. Since our luggage is very light, we might as well remain in reception here until they appear. Would that pose a problem?'

'Indeed not. You may sit in the cafe lounge over there and you will have a full view of the main entrance.'

Poquah nodded. 'Then that is what we will do. Um, you don't get too many visitors from the northern continent, I assume.'

'Very few, I will admit, although it's not unusual to have some occasionally,' the clerk responded.

'A few weeks ago a green wood nymph probably accompanied by a six-armed halfling girl came through here. Did they stay here?'

'Not that I am aware of, sir. But then, I am on duty only part of the time and not always at this desk in any event.'

The Imir nodded. 'Let's go sit down and get something to drink,' he suggested to Irving, who liked the idea a good deal.

It was a very pleasant lounge, replete with a piano and plush padded seats and polished marble tables, and it had a fair number of people, mostly dressed quite well, sitting around in it talking or reading or simply relaxing. There didn't seem to be any faerie there other than Poquah, and while some of the faces were distinctively Oriental in cast and others were white or olive, there were no Nubians to be seen, either. They still stood out, but nobody really seemed to notice.

At least nobody was playing the damned piano, Irving thought thankfully.

Irving looked around at the faces and then turned to the Imir. 'Where do these folks come from?'

'Some are probably locals, hanging out here because it is a better place than the joints and trouble of the rest of the city. Some are commercial folk both from other areas of this continent and from others with which there is trade, and the rest are here on a variety of missions. I suspect that Baron Boquillas was quite well acquainted with this hotel in his active days, going to and from assignations here. Many classical villains of Husaquahr probably would find this very familiar. I wouldn't even be surprised if some from Earth came through here now and again, but only the very important ones Hell would actually deal with openly and comfortably.'

'Earth? You mean they can go from there to here?'

'Hell touches all points of all universes at once,' Poquah told him. 'So, of course, does Heaven, but there's little of that here. The chief Prince of Hell is incredibly powerful, a demigod of great proportions, remember. It wouldn't be all that difficult. Many who vanish without a trace wind up here. I once heard that Ambrose Bierce was revising The Devil's Dictionary here and that Martin Bormann was acting as the secretary to some important writer of political tracts.'

'Who? Never heard of 'em.'

Poquah sighed. 'Never mind. You don't need that kind of an education in this life.'

Irving coughed a little. 'Seems like everybody smokes here, too. Wow! Worse than Ruddygore's cigars!'

'Yes, well, it's still sophisticated here, or at least 'cool' or whatever the term is these days. Not just tobacco, either. The one thing about Hell is that it isn't nearly as hypocritical on its own ground as the saintly sorts. Don't worry, you'll be spending more time outside than in on this trip.'