could be made out stiffs stacked on steel tables, like so much firewood.
“Local funeral parlors have been raising a stink, though,” Fowley said, just making conversation. “Half the time the bodies sent over from here ain’t been sewn back up… you know, some poor bastard’s face, folded back up over his skull, with the wife and kids waiting on the other end.”
Fowley paused at an open doorway, which revealed a lounge of sorts, where deputy coroners in blood- splotched white sat at tables drinking Cokes or coffee and eating doughnuts or candy bars, laughing, talking, their patients in no hurry.
One of the deputy coroners looked up-a pudgy, balding, rat-faced little guy with dark, squinty, yet glittering eyes behind wirerim glasses-and frowned at Fowley, who crooked his finger, like a parent summoning a child. The little man sighed heavily, pushed to his feet and left his half-eaten doughnut and paper cup of coffee behind.
“Hiya, Doc,” Fowley said, moving down the hall, away from the open door.
The round little guy trailed after the reporter, but his eyes-blinking like a mole seeing sunshine-were fixed on me.
“Who’s this? Who’s this?” he asked, pointing at me. His voice was a high-pitched whine.
“My photographer,” Fowley said, blowing smoke. “He’s new.”
“We have to talk in front of him?”
“Yeah.”
Tight lips twitched a grimace; then he shrugged. “Well… doesn’t matter, anyway. I don’t have anything for you.”
Fowley frowned. “Haven’t they done the autopsy yet?”
The deputy coroner nodded. “Just. I assisted. Jane Doe Number One. Down in room four. Newbarr and CeFalu.”
Fowley whistled, impressed. “First string. Important homicide to you boys?”
The little man looked furtively about. “Unusual. Unusual.”
Nodding, sucking on his cigarette, Fowley said, “Getting cut in half, you mean.”
“That, and-I can’t say any more.”
“You haven’t said anything yet.”
The squinty eyes somehow managed to narrow behind the wirerims. “I can tell you she was disemboweled. Certain organs were missing. There were… other irregularities.”
Shaking his head, grinning, cigarette bobbling, Fowley reached a hand in his pants pocket; but the little rat- faced man held up his hands, as if in surrender.
“Skip it. Skip it… I can’t say anything. This time I can’t say.”
“Why not, Doc?”
“Certain facts are being withheld. Facts only the murderer and his victim could know. If I leak what I have, I could lose my job. Obstructing justice, it’s called.”
“Doc… you can trust me…”
“Forget it. Forget it! We’ll do business some other time.”
And the little round ratman clip-clopped back down the hall and slipped inside the lounge to finish his doughnut.
“What the hell could they have found out?” Fowley asked.
That she was pregnant when she was killed.
But I just shook my head, like I was wondering the same thing. “It’s not like she was keeping any secrets, lying there naked, cut in half.”
Fowley squinted in thought. “Something inside her, maybe. Something she swallowed. Or something in her pussy…” He snapped his fingers, eyes wild. “Maybe he fucked her in the ass!”
Only Fowley could make a foul-smelling morgue like this even more distasteful.
I said, “Come on, Bill-we’re not going to find anything out, down here.”
“Don’t give up so easy, Nate,” he said, and dropped his cigarette to the cement floor, grinding it out with his heel. “What kind of detective are you? Let’s check out room four.”
I followed Fowley down several more dank hallways, past more unattended corpses on gurneys.
“Sometimes they do the autopsies right on the gurneys,” Fowley told me, lightly, “when things get bottled up. Rims around the gurney edges are too shallow to catch fluids, and blood and guts just spill on the floor, and they just wade in the shit. It’s the fuckin’ Middle Ages around this joint.”
“Spare me the tour-bus chatter, will you, Fowley? And remind me not to die in Los Angeles.”
The door to room four-which lacked any glass panel to peer through-was closed. Fowley stood there, studying the doorknob, apparently trying to decide whether to just barge in, when the door opened and two men ambled out: Harry the Hat Hansen trailed by his pudgy Watson, Finis Brown.
I got just a glimpse of her on the shining steel table, the two halves of her, pelvis tipped obscenely up; her head was to one side, staring at me, teeth showing through the gaping wound across her mouth. The flesh of her scalp had been cut and pulled away, the top of her head had been sawed off, for the removal of her brain.
Then, thankfully, the door was closed.
Harry-his powder-blue fedora snugged in place, still natty in his dark blue tailored suit despite a brutally long day-looked at us blankly. He was the kind of premeditated man who had to decide whether or not he was pleased or pissed off.
Brown-his rumpled fedora in hand, his suit looking more slept-in than ever-didn’t need time to know how he felt.
“What the hell are you shitheads doing here?” the chunky cop exploded, moving forward, putting a flat hand against Fowley’s chest. “Get the fuck out. This is restricted!”
Hansen, however, was smiling. He rested a hand on Brown’s shoulder. “Brownie-relax. These are the men who found the body, remember? Perhaps they’re just here to volunteer their formal statement.”
“We can go down to Central Homicide, if you like,” Fowley said, obviously a little cowed from having the beefy Brown in his face.
Gazing sleepily at us, the Hat spoke as if in benediction. “That’s not necessary. Brownie here can take your statement, Bill-and we’ll send over a typewritten version to the Examiner, for your approval, and signature.”
Fowley didn’t quite know what to make of that.
“Brownie,” the Hat said, “go see to it that police guards are posted at the ambulance entrance of this fine facility, would you?” To us, the Hat added, “That is how you got in?”
We nodded.
“Do that, Brownie, please, and then get right back here, to take Mr. Fowley’s statement.”
“Sure, Harry,” Brown said, flashing us a couple of dirty looks that would have seemed silly if the fat S.O.B. hadn’t been such a nasty piece of work.
Once Brown had bounded off, the Hat looked from Fowley to me and back again, clapping his hands together. “First, do you boys have any questions? We’re going to cooperate, after all-the Examiner and the LAPD, that is. Two fine institutions with the public’s welfare at heart.” This son of a bitch was so dry, you could never tell when he was pulling your chain.
“Any surprises in there, Harry?” Fowley said, nodding toward the closed door to room number four. He got out his notepad and a pencil and waited for an answer.
It finally came.
The Hat’s tiny mouth puckered a smile. “Of course there are… ‘surprises.’ I’m sure your source in the coroner’s office has already told you that… and I presume he’s also refused to share those surprises with you, or you wouldn’t still be standing here.”
Fowley grinned, tapping his notepad with the pencil. “Fair enough, Harry. What can you give me?”
“Let’s back up a little. Your extra edition has been on the street, what, two hours?”
“Something like that.”
The Hat lifted an eyebrow and the blue fedora rose a tad. “We’ve already had six confessions.”
Fowley smirked. “I guess that’s no surprise-something this splashy… and this friggin’ weird… it’s gonna bring ’em out of the woodwork.”
Nodding, the Hat said, “I anticipate more Confessin’ Sams than you could shake a stick at, making all kinds of work for us, pointless work that can get in the way of actually solving this thing.”
