an overly enclosed space and an obvious choice, and the men’s john at that, but he’d even left the lights on. After all, who wants to wait around in the dark? Pathetic.
“Yeah, okay,” I said loudly, in a lower voice that I hoped didn’t sound like my own. “Be with you in a second, Frank. Just let me take a leak.”
And I went in.
There was one booth, door closed, no feet showing below.
I stood at the urinal a few moments, flushed it, walked over and turned on the hot water in the sink, never turning my back completely to the booth, the door to which I then kicked open and the guy in there, standing and crouching at the same time on top of the stool, in an inane attempt not to be seen, caught the edge of the metal door on the chin and threw his head back against the cement wall and he then slid down and bumped every vertebra on his spine along the toilet’s metallic spine from which extended the flush knob until his ass thudded against the floor and his head came to an abrupt rest against the porcelain bowl.
Still in his hand, though limply held, was another S amp; W. 38, this one with a longer barrel, which was the first faint sign of professionalism I’d seen from this fuck-up pair. I kicked the gun into the corner and kicked him in the balls.
He said something that wasn’t exactly a word, grabbing himself, and his eyes were huge and round behind glasses bent out of shape and hanging on his face like a modernistic sculpture.
I picked him up by the front of the shirt and stuffed his head in the toilet a while.
Backwards is a hard way to get dunked, and when I brought him back up he was choking and sputtering and seemed about to die. I waited a second till he was better and then dunked him again, but frontways this time, to try to avoid killing him.
When I let him up, I didn’t let loose.
“Do you know what happens to guys that get in over their heads?” I said.
He was in no shape to say anything, but that was okay. I didn’t want an answer.
I shoved him back in and this time worked the flush handle a few times. A dozen maybe.
“They drown,” I said, letting him back up.
I lifted him off the floor and sat him on the stool. “Get your breath back,” I said.
He sat there complying, chest heaving, water running off his face like he’d been out in the rain a day or two. His shirt was soaked halfway down. I was barely wet at all.
“Can I… can I… can I…”
“Can you what? Say it.”
“Can I… get my… get my glasses.” He pointed between his legs. His glasses had come off and were down in the toilet somewhere. I told him go ahead.
He reached down through his legs and fished around and finally came up with them. He bent the heavy metal frames around a little and they sat a little better on his face. Not much better. And as water-streaked as they were, I didn’t know what good they were doing him.
“You can dry them off, if you like,” I said.
He was still breathing hard, heaving his chest, and he was trembling, too, but somewhere in there I could make out he was also nodding. He took some toilet paper and wiped off the glasses.
“There’s not going to be any cops,” I said.
He just looked at me, his breath slowing down gradually.
“Just like there’s not going to be any heist,” I said.
He looked down. The floor was wet.
“You invested some time and some money, but you know how it goes. You can’t win ’em all. Though at least you finally filled a flush, huh?”
“Very funny,” he said.
“Hey, coming out alive is winning of a sort.”
He looked up. “Where’s Johnny?”
“Johnny Smith, you mean? Big ears, nothing between? In the trunk of his Chevelle.”
“Is he…”
“He’s alive, if you call that living.”
“What… what happens now?”
“Now you leave. You go out and get in your friend’s Chevelle and drive away. Let him out of the trunk, when you get around to it.”
I handed him the keys.
“You can have your gun, too,” I said, and went over and picked it up. Stuck the other. 38 in my waistband and emptied the shells of first one gun, then the other, into the used towel bin. Then I gave him both guns and he looked at me puzzled.
“That box of slugs in your glove compartment isn’t there anymore, in case you’re wondering. Even if it was, it wouldn’t do you much good. Ask your friend about the gun I almost used on him and see if he’d like to go up against it.”
“Why are you doing this?”
“Stopping the heist? I’m getting paid to.”
“Why let us go, I mean.”
“Because you’re just not worth killing… though if I ever see you again, I’ll have to reassess that. I’m not real fond of people who break lamps in my face, you know.”
“You won’t see me again. Don’t worry about that.”
“Oh I’m not worried Go away.”
32
Lu was sitting at a table near the bar, waiting for me. “Where you been?” she wanted to know, She looked tired, but good. She always looked good.
“The john,” I said.
I’d had my jacket on upstairs and it was all that got noticeably wet. It was now folded over my arm.
“Tree still in his office?” I asked her.
“Yeah. Expecting you, I guess.”
“This won’t take long. You don’t mind waiting?”
“How can I mind?” she said, with a wry grin. “We came in one car, remember?”
Tree’s door was open.
I closed it behind me.
“This room soundproof?” I asked.
“Yeah,” he said, from behind his desk, “or damn near.”
“Let’s pretend it isn’t.”
I pulled the chair around by him and leaned head to head with him and spoke very softly.
“I took the liberty of firing your dealer at table four,” I said. “He and his friend with the Chevelle were planning to heist you tonight.”
He showed his teeth, but he wasn’t smiling. “I figured as much, after thinking over what we talked about before. You got rid of them, then? How?”
“Took their guns away, put a little scare into ’em. They won’t be back.”
“That irritates the fuck out of me. How do you like those little sons of bitches? Little son of a bitch, after he lost big that one time, must’ve figured I’d fire him if he ever did again… brings in a friend and they feed some of their own money into holding onto the seat at that table, figuring to rip me off and get their money back and mine, too, little bastards…”
“And they might’ve done it.”
“Those little turds? Why…”
“Why not? You mean if they stuck a gun in your nuts, you wouldn’t tell them about your floor safe? They’re
