dotcom bust?”
“I’m comfortable,” I said, which was funny in a way, because I was naked in a hot tub, so of course I was comfortable. On the other hand, I was holding a nine millimeter, thinking about killing this prick; so that part wasn’t so comfortable.
“So comfortable,” he said, unintentionally mirroring my thoughts in an openly Faustian manner, “that you wouldn’t come out of retirement for a quarter of a million dollars?”
Again I lowered the gun a hair. “…It’s not a political job, is it?”
“No! No, no, no.”
I sighed again, this time for my own benefit. “One last job is always a bad idea. Guys die trying to retire on one last job all the time.”
“But you are not just any guy, are you, Mr. Quarry?” He smiled; he had the same white feral teeth as his daughter, only his might have been false. The teeth part. The feral was real.
“No,” I admitted, “I’m not. What makes it worth a quarter mil?”
He answered with another question: “Do you have any reservations about taking out a woman?”
“I take women out all the time.”
“Not the way I mean.”
I smiled just a little. “Are you sure?”
We sat in my kitchen.
Jonah Green already knew the lay of my land, so there was no harm in taking him across the road to the A- frame cottage…no further harm, anyway. Plus, I was tired of negotiating with my dick hanging out. Water’s a bad place to hold a serious conversation, at least your half of it; the other guy can always make his point by kicking something electrical in-I know, because I’ve been that guy.
So now we were both dressed. The Mr. Coffee was on, and we were exploring the job. The only step remaining was me deciding to do the thing or not-the money required no further discussion.
A captain of industry through and through, Jonah Green had a folder of information, including half a dozen photos. The woman in the photos-all candid, surveillance-type-was in her early thirties, attractive but not making the most of it, her hair up, with reading glasses on in some of the shots.
She did not look like a likely contract-murder victim, but you never know. Karen Silkwood didn’t look like much, either (no, I didn’t do that one).
He was handing me across several information-crammed sheets. “Here’s everything you need to know about the woman-work and home addresses, personal habits and friends, everything.”
I glanced up at him. “Time frame?”
Green blinked. “Say again? I don’t follow.”
“You need her dead-I get that. When do you need her dead?”
He sat forward; for the first time the talk took on a truly conspiratorial feel. “In two months, her being alive is…a bad thing for me.” He sighed, and something that might have been regret, real or feigned, came into his expression and his voice. “Understand, Mr. Quarry, she didn’t do anything to deserve-”
I cut him off with a traffic-cop palm. “Mr. Green…you’re a powerful guy. You’ve decided you need her dead. That means she’s already dead.”
His forehead and eyes tightened. “I…now I really don’t follow…”
Tossing the pictures on the table, I said, “She’s already dead-she just doesn’t know it yet. My doing the job is…a detail.”
That made the millionaire slightly ill at ease, and he said, maybe for his own peace of mind, “Well, it’s strictly a matter of business-nothing personal. She’s a nice woman, I’m sure-”
“Nice women,” I interrupted, “don’t make themselves the targets of men like you, who aren’t nice.”
Blood drained from his face, but he said nothing. Hard to get indignant when the guy you’re hiring to kill somebody points out that you’re not Mr. Wonderful.
I gestured with the information sheets.
“This stuff is fine,” I said. “But understand, Mr. Green, I have to watch her a while, anyway. A few days, at least.”
He frowned, shaking his head, pointing to the info sheets. “But…I’ve got all her patterns recorded, already… library…apartment…”
“How old is the information? A P.I. gathered this. When?”
The frown deepened into irritation, as if I had questioned his professionalism. “I tell you, it’s fresh!”
“ How fresh?”
Now he sounded defensive, and did a Rodney Dangerfield tug of his jogging-suit collar. “A month, six weeks at the outside.”
I shook my head. “I have to watch her a while. Patterns change. Shift.” I sat forward. “Mr. Green, the elimination side is only part of the process-it starts with surveillance. Otherwise the cops find me. And if they find me, they find you.”
In the old days, the guy hiring me wouldn’t have been sitting across from me; it would have been the Broker or someone like him.
Jonah Green let out a sigh worthy of a Christian martyr. “Fine.” His eyebrows rose and he shook a finger. “But two months, and she’s a problem, Mr. Quarry.”
“I heard that the first time.”
He tasted the inside of his mouth and didn’t seem to like it much. “There’s, uh…one other thing. It’s a part of why your fee is so generous.”
“Let’s hear it.”
“It’s…well, it’s got to be an accident.”
I didn’t like the sound of that. “Say again?”
He gestured with both hands, obviously finding it distasteful to have to discuss this. “You know…slip and fall in the tub, brakes go out, hell, I don’t know… that’s your department!”
I looked at him for a while.
He was getting uneasy by the time I said, “I don’t usually do ‘accidents.’z”
Irritably, he said, “For a quarter mil, make an exception-you mind if I smoke?”
“Take it outside.”
Dusk had settled on us as we stood on the deck, looking out on Sylvan Lake’s still frozen expanse; you couldn’t see Harry and Louis’s hole at all from here.
The millionaire leaned on the deck rail, gazing out at the stark, serene landscape, his plumes of breath alternating with exhales of tobacco smoke. I was standing there, arms folded, looking at my prospective employer, wondering if I should take the job or go out there and drop another one in that hole.
“Beautiful,” Green said, shaking his head admiringly. “Beautiful goddamn country, up here. I can see why you like it.”
“I’ll be moving on soon,” I said. “You could probably buy this cottage from the guy who owns the lodge.”
Green flicked his gaze my way.
I continued: “Of course, if you do move in, for a summer home? Every time you look out at this lovely lake, you’ll be looking at those numbnuts who grabbed your kid.”
He wasn’t studying the lake, anymore; his eyes were on me. “Why moving on?”
“You know where I live, Mr. Green.” I shrugged and smiled. “Even if I do do this job, I’m out of here.”
Eyes narrowed to slits, Green said, “You don’t need to do that, Mr. Quarry. I swear to you I was discreet about finding you. I used a number of people, and no single investigator was-”
“Sure. Fine.”
Green sighed. “ Will you do the job?”
I nodded.
Relief flooded his features. “How do I make my payment?”
“I’ll give you the offshore banking info. When $125 K hits the account, I go to work. When I deliver, put the rest in.”
Green frowned. “You trust me to do that?”
“Sure.” I grinned at him. “I’m kinda my own collection agency.”
