father.
Gablecross’s lips tightened. ‘OK, Mr Spinosissimo,’ getting out the word was like navigating a lorry round Hyde Park Corner, ‘put that magazine away and tell us what you were doing on Sunday.’
‘I went to Oxford. I drove my own car — a red Ferrari — then looked at Magdalen and Christchurch. I checked in at Le Manoir aux Quat’ Saisons around teatime. Learned my words for Act Two, Scene Two, which was scheduled for Monday night. I was rather far down a bottle of Krug when I realized I’d been stood up, so I attacked another one. Then I must have passed out.’
‘Which room were you staying in?’ asked Karen, who was feeling really sorry for him.
‘It was called Hydrangea. You’ll find it booked under Alpheus Shaw. There’s so much press interest in this film, one cannot be too careful.’ Then, seeing the disapproval on Gablecross’s square face, ‘It’s a joke, Detective Sergeant.’
‘Not a very funny one. How did you pay?’
‘With huge difficulty — sorry, another joke, falling even flatter. I paid in cash. I had a win at Ascot on Road Test.’
‘A good horse,’ said Gablecross, remembering the peace interview technique. ‘Did anyone see you arrive?’
‘Of course — and leave around two o’clock. I’d sobered enough to drive home. I patted the night porter on the head.’
‘Did you stop on the way back?’
‘For petrol, I don’t remember where.’
‘Did you keep the receipt?’
‘I guess not. My ambition is to be so rich it doesn’t matter if I do.’
‘Was there a balcony outside your room?’
‘Yes, I went out and practised a bit. Act Two, Scene Two changed Carlos’s life — and mine, too, for that matter.’ Getting to his feet, Baby poured another gin and tonic for himself, then long glasses of iced orange juice for the others.
‘Presumably there was a fire escape by which you could have left and come back,’ said Gablecross.
‘I didn’t check.’
‘Did anyone see you during those’, Gablecross counted on his fingers, ‘nine hours?’
‘A waiter brought me the second bottle of Krug — Raymondo, I think his name was. I’d have delayed him if he’d been prettier.’
‘What was the name of the lady who stood you up?’ snapped Gablecross.
Baby was ashen beneath his suntan, his jaw rigid with pain, but still he joked, ‘Even for those eyelashes — really, you must dye them for full impact, Sergeant — I am not going to tell you.’
‘You need an alibi,’ pleaded Karen.
‘I don’t care.’
Out in the park, Baby could see a black horse rolling, its back legs whisking from side to side like a bottom- slimming exercise. When it struggled to its feet, grey with dust, much bigger than the horses around it, Baby recognized The Prince of Darkness.
‘It was a guy,’ he said flatly, ‘married, very high profile, wouldn’t do either of our careers any good and would create a frightful scandal, which would break his very straight family’s hearts.’ Then, seeing Gablecross frowning and perplexed, Baby laughed. ‘No, it’s not Alpheus.’
‘You need this other gentleman’s corroboration, even if he didn’t show up,’ said Gablecross mulishly. ‘Two bottles of Krug don’t constitute an alibi.’
‘And a bar of chocolate and some jellybeans?’
‘Don’t upset the detective,’ said Gablecross angrily. ‘If you play ball with us, we won’t shop you.’
‘I can’t.’
Seeing the hurt in his eyes, Karen said, ‘Were you very close?’
‘The closeness, I guess, was on my side. He pleases himself. What pisses me off is I’ve been had — or, rather, wasn’t had on Sunday night.’
‘Did you know Rannaldini had two-way mirrors and bugs in every room, even Lucy’s caravan?’
‘Really?’ Baby cheered up instantly. ‘No wonder he was so vindictive, after hearing the terrible things people said about him.’
‘Any idea who might have killed him?’
‘Harder to think who might not — question of bottle.’
‘What about Tabitha?’
‘Only thing she’d kill for is cruelty to animals, although I gather that Rannaldini killed her stepmother’s dog. My money’d be on…’ Baby looked furtively round the room ‘… our hostess. She’d been cut out of the will. According to Clive, there was a horrific photograph of her in the memoirs.’
Gablecross returned to the attack. ‘You weren’t meeting Tristan de Montigny?’
‘I wish,’ sighed Baby. ‘Tristan’s definitely not gay. He asked me to the cinema and didn’t put his hand on my crotch once.’
Karen burst out laughing. Gablecross snorted in disapproval. ‘The man you went to meet, does his wife know he’s gay?’
‘I have no idea.’
‘You’re lying,’ snapped Gablecross. ‘It was Flora Seymour stood you up, wasn’t it? Because Rannaldini showed her these.’
‘Shit.’ As Baby gazed at the photographs, he looked shocked for the first time. ‘Where did you find those?’
‘In the pockets of the dressing-gown Rannaldini was wearing when he was murdered.’
‘Does Flora know where you found them?’
‘I told her on Monday.’
‘Oh, hell, she told me Rannaldini had pictures of us. But she’d shoved off to London by the time I’d come off the set on Monday night. I suppose George Hungerford’s seen them by now.’
‘Two witnesses saw George in Paradise around ten thirty.’
‘Well, there’s your murderer.’ Baby had regained control of himself. ‘They’re very good.’ He picked up the pictures. ‘I must have lost ten pounds and my double chin’s gone.’
‘Did you really see a ghost on Friday night?’
‘No,’ confessed Baby. ‘I was so pissed off with Dame Hermione masking me. Fainting was the only way to make sure they didn’t use that take. I must go and practise.’ Wandering out on to the terrace, he threw out his arms and opened his lungs: ‘“Drunk with love, full of an immense joy, Elisabetta, my dear, my happiness, I await you.”’
‘What a pity that guy’s gay,’ sighed Karen.
‘As fags go, I rather like him,’ confessed Gablecross. ‘But I wonder if he really was meeting anyone at the Manoir.’
Meanwhile, news of DNA testing had roused others from their beds in panic.
‘It’s so definite,’ grumbled Griselda. ‘I might have pricked my finger when I was turning down that dressing- gown for Alpheus, or put my saliva on it when I broke off the cotton with my teeth.’
‘And Alpheus might have left semen stains on it any time as he romped with Hermione, Chloe and Pushy,’ said Ogborne.
‘Ugh!’ said Simone.
‘And Mikhail could easily have gobbed on it during the quartet, or Dame Hermione, or Chloe, even.’
‘I do not gob,’ snapped Chloe.
‘Granny and Sharon were in the earlier part of the scene, Sharon slobbers on everyone, bless her,’ said Griselda.
‘And how many peoples might Rannaldini have bonked in it, since he neeked it from Alpheus,’ yawned Sylvestre.
‘I cannot find my passport anywhere,’ moaned Lucy. ‘We’ve got to produce proper identification. I wonder if my driving licence will do.’
