Gossip says a secret dog pack of folks run the world. Folks who can't never die, so they keep the rest of us stirred up for laughs. Depends on how they monkey with history, but tomorrow could be I won't be no more real than Superman or King Arthur.
It don't take a brain surgeon to tell, that talk's got to be made-up lies.
Neddy Nelson: Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night?
You see how fast reality fades away?
Tina Something (Party Crasher): What would I change? The next Party Crash night, anytime any gaddamn Maserati or Rolls-Royce pulls up to the curb, I'm climbing inside.
The rest of you gaddamn losers—enjoy your death.
Hudson Baker (Student) is currently working toward her undergraduate degree in criminal justice.
Brannan Benworth, D.M.D. (Dentist) remains isolated in government infectious-disease quarantine for an indefinite period.
Dr. Christopher Bing, Ph.D. (Anthropologist) is currently overseas studying the culture of Noh drama in Japan.
Allan Blayne (Firefighter) remains isolated in government infectious-disease quarantine for an indefinite period.
Wallace Boyer (Car Salesman) is available to lecture extensively about his short-lived in-flight relationship with Rant Casey.
Vivica Brawley (Dancer) remains isolated in government infectious-disease quarantine for an indefinite period.
Sheriff Bacon Carlyle (Childhood Enemy) faces charges of wrongful arrest stemming from allegedly harassing visitors to the Middleton Tooth Museum.
Basin Carlyle (Childhood Neighbor) remains active in family, church, and community life.
Bodie Carlyle (Childhood Friend) operates and curates the newly opened Middleton Tooth Museum.
Chester Casey (Farmer ) disappeared in connection with a single-vehicle accident soon after the disappearance of Green Taylor Simms.
Irene Casey (Rant's Mother) is now a wealthy philanthropist, and chief financial backer and docent of the Middleton Tooth Museum.
Lynn Coffey (Journalist) authored the nonfiction account Nail and Bail: A History of Party Crashing.
Gregg Denney (Student) is deceased. He was shot by police under suspicion of being rabid.
Shot Dunyun (Party Crasher), formerly known as Christopher Dunyun, has been missing since the vehicle he was driving left the roadway and fell from the edge of a three- hundred-foot cliff.
Cammy Elliot (Childhood Friend) remains active in family, church, and community life.
Logan Elliot (Childhood Friend) remains active in family, church, and community life.
Ruby Elliot (Childhood Neighbor) remains active in family, church, and community life.
Reverend Curtis Dean Fields (Minister, Middleton Christian Fellowship) altered Communion practices after an outbreak of rabies was traced to a chalice of grape juice shared by his six-hundred-member congregation.
Denise Gardner (Real Estate Agent) was named a Millionaire- Bonus-Plus Seller in the regional midlevel single-family-home market.
Sean Gardner (Contractor), with his wife, operates the GothStop telephone hotline, an intervention-and-treatment program for parents of adolescent children trapped in the goth lifestyle.
Ina Gebert, M.A. (Theologist) is an asset at any party.
Mary Cane Harvey (Teacher) dreams of her upcoming retirement to 'any place but Middleton.'
Glenda Hendersen (Childhood Neighbor) remains active in family, church, and community life.
Silas Hendersen (Childhood Friend) remains active in family, church, and community life.
Brenda Jordan (Childhood Friend) remains active in family, church, and community life.
Leif Jordan (Childhood Friend) remains active in family, church, and community life.
