The good-sized woman blushes and says, 'Hell no. I'm too embarrassed to ask the butcher for a bull dick…'
And the leathery man says, 'A butcher'd probably think you'd use it on yourself.'
And everyone standing in line-the woman included-laughs and laughs.
Every time a woman squats on stage, a forest of arms comes up, each hand holding an orange disposable camera, and the click of shutters is thick as crickets.
A disposable camera costs $15.99 here.
During the 'Men's Bare Chest Contest' the crowd chants 'Dick and balls! Dick and balls!' as the drunk bikers and cowboys and college kids from Montana State stand in line to strip on stage and swing their parts over the crowd. A Brad Pitt look-alike pumps his erection in the air. A woman reaches between his legs from behind and masturbates him until he turns suddenly, slapping her in the face with his hard-on.
The woman grabs hold and drags him off the stage.
The old men sit on logs, drinking beer and throwing rocks at the fiberglass porta-potties where the women pee. The men pee anywhere.
By now the parking lot is paved with crushed beer cans.
Inside the Rock Creek Lodge, women crawl under a life-sized statue of a bull, to kiss its scrotum for good luck.
On a dirt track running down one edge of the property, motorcycles race in a 'Ball Biting' contest. Sitting on the back of each bike, a woman must snap her teeth on a hanging bull testicle and tear off a mouthful as her male driver races over the course.
Away from the main crowd, a trail of men leads back into the field of camp trailers and tents, where two women are getting dressed. The two describe themselves as 'just a couple regular girls from White Fish, with regular jobs and everything.'
One says, 'Did you hear that applause? We won. We definitely won.'
A drunk young guy says, 'So what do you win?'
And the girl says, 'There's no prize or anything, but we're the definite winners.'
Where Meat Comes From
It takes a couple hours before you notice what's wrong with everyone.
It's their ears. It's as if you've landed on some planet where almost everybody's ears are mangled and crushed, melted and shrunken. It's not the first thing you notice about people, but after you notice it, it's the only thing you see.
'To most wrestlers, cauliflower ear is like a tattoo,' says Justin Petersen. 'It's like a status symbol. It's kind of looked on with pride in the community. It means you've put in the time.'
'That's just from getting in there and brawling, getting in there and getting your ears rubbed a lot,' says William R. Groves. 'What happens is, as you rub and rub and rub, the abrasion, the cartilage separates from the skin, and in that separation, blood and fluid fills it up. After a while, it drains out, but the calcium will solidify on the cartilage. A lot of wrestlers see it as a kind of badge of wrestling, a necessary badge of wrestling.'
Sean Harrington says, 'It's like a stalactite or something. Slowly blood trickles in there and hardens. It gets injured again, and a little more blood trickles in and hardens, and slowly it's unrecognizable anymore. Some guys definitely feel that way, that it's a badge of courage, a badge of honor.'
'I think it's very much a badge of honor,' says Sara Levin. 'You know somebody's a wrestler. It's another one of those things that makes someone else an equal to you. And a bond. Part of the grind. The ears. It's just part of the game. It's the nature of the sport, like scars, battle wounds.'
Petersen says, 'I had one teammate who, before he'd go to bed, he'd sit there and punch his ear for ten minutes. He wanted cauliflower ear so bad.'
'I've drained mine a lot,' says Joe Calavitta. 'I got syringes, and when they blew up, I kept draining them. They fill up. They fill up with blood. As long as you keep draining them before the blood hardens, you can keep it down, pretty much. You can get it done by a doctor, but you'd have to go in all the time, so you just get your own syringes and do it.'
Petersen, Groves, Harrington, and Calavitta, they're amateur wrestlers.
Levin is the Men's Event Coordinator for USA Wrestling, the national governing body for amateur wrestling.
What happens on this page isn't wrestling, it's writing. At best, this is a postcard from a hot, dry weekend in Waterloo, Iowa. Where meat comes from. From the North Regional Olympic Trials, the first step, where for twenty dollars any man can compete for a chance on the U.S. Olympic Wrestling Team.
The Nationals are over, so are the other regionals. This is the last chance to qualify for the finals.
These men, some are here to wrestle other high school «Junior» level wrestlers now that the regular season is over.
For some of these men, who range in age from seventeen to forty-one, this will be their last shot at the Olympics. As Levin says, 'You're going to see the end of a lot of careers here.'
Everybody here will tell you about amateur wrestling.
It's the ultimate sport, they'll tell you. It's the oldest sport. It's the purest sport. The toughest sport.
It's a sport under attack from men and women alike.
It's a dying sport.
It's a cult. It's a club. It's a drug. It's a fraternity. It's a family.
For all of these people, amateur wrestling is a misunderstood sport.
'Track and field, you run from here to there. Basketball, you put the ball in the hoop,' says three-time world champion Kevin Jackson. 'Wrestling has two different styles, as well as folkstyle and collegiate styles of wrestling, which gives you so many rules that the general public cannot follow it.'
'You don't have the cheerleaders running around, confetti falling from the ceiling, and Jack Nicholson in the bleachers,' says former college and army team wrestler Butch Wingett. 'You might have a bunch of grizzled old guys who might be farmers or were maybe laid off from the John Deere plant.'
'I think that wrestlers are misjudged a lot,' says Lee Pritts, who wrestles freestyle at 54 kilograms. 'It's actually a classy sport. And a lot of times it's kinda considered barbaric. Wrestling gets a lot of bad publicity.'
'Right now, people just don't understand the sport,' says Jackson, 'and if you don't understand something or know who might compete in it, you won't watch.'
'People don't give the sport its respect because they're, like, 'Oh, it's just two guys rolling around, and I think that's wrong,' says three-time NCAA wrestler Tyrone Davis, who wrestles Greco-Roman at 130 kilograms. 'It's more than just two guys rolling around. Basically, wrestling's like life. You got a lot of decisions out there. The mat is your life.'
When you fly into Waterloo, Iowa, the city looks exactly like the map on its website, flat and cut with freeways. At the Young Arena, near the dry, empty downtown, all day before weigh-ins, wrestlers stop in to ask if there's a sauna in town. Where's the scale? The Young Arena is where elderly people go on weekdays to walk around and around the air-conditioned indoor track.
Wrestlers will lose up to a pound a minute during a seven-minute match. The training stories they tell include running in-flight 'laps,' back and forth in jetliners, despite the crew's protests. Then doing chin-ups in the jetliner's galley area. An old trick for high school wrestlers is to ask to go to the bathroom during every class, and then doing chin-ups on the toilet stall walls, letting the sharp edge along the top cut calluses into their hands. They talk about running up and down the bleachers, past angry fans during basketball games, in order to make their competitive weight the next day.
In 1998, Wingett says, three college wrestlers died of dehydration trying to cut weight while taking the supplement Creatine.
