“Skills?”
“They pull up at a stoplight and don’t know to leave a space for evasive maneuver from a box-in robbery. And if they get rear-ended, they definitely don’t know not to get out of the car to exchange insurance information like everything’s lollipops in Candy Land.”
Serge’s eyes made another scan of traffic. They locked onto a vehicle ten cars ahead: limo with small flags flapping on each side of the hood. He changed lanes.
“I didn’t know it was that bad,” said Coleman.
“Used to be worse,” said Serge. “One summer it hit the tipping point, and an embarrassing number of Europeans had their return flights upgraded to coffins in the cargo hold. So the state legislature passed a law sanitizing license plates.”
“What’s that mean?”
“Tourist robberies around the airport became so commonplace it spawned a widespread slang called ‘Z-ing.’ ”
“Z…?”
“Rentals used to be designated with a Z or Y on their license plates. Or ‘Manatee County.’ Criminals must have a newsletter or something.”
The limo drifted into the far right lane. Serge matched it. They crested an overpass, and the skyline grew near, giving the night air a phosphorus glow.
“Serge?”
“Yes, Beavis?”
“I get the part about circling the airport, but why did we park at that curb, just to pull away two minutes later?”
“I wanted to look at flags on the limo hood. Needed to make sure we’re following the right car.”
“What’s the right car?”
“The one from the country whose consulate just hired me. Spies are expected to take initiative.” Serge checked all mirrors. “Plus the Summit of the Americas is coming this week, and my beloved state is reaping the prestige she so richly deserves. The last thing I want is for her to get a black eye.”
“You’re worried something might show us in an inaccurate light?”
“No, the accurate light.” Traffic backed to a standstill. Serge craned his neck to find the limo. “If that stretch stays on the expressway, they should be okay. Just as long as they don’t get off the wrong exit.”
“Serge, their blinker…”
The limo got off the wrong exit.
The Road Runner sped up, then screeched to a halt.
Red taillights came on in sequence.
“We’re stuck in a traffic jam,” said Coleman. “What are we going to do?”
“This is what.” Serge swerved into the breakdown lane and raced toward the exit with two wheels in the dirt. They hit the bottom of the ramp and looked around.
“Where are they?” said Coleman.
“We lost ’em.”
A dozen blocks ahead, a limo drove slowly down a deserted access road. The visiting president reclined in the back, pouring brandy from a Swarovski crystal decanter. “Are you sure you know where you’re going?”
“Yes, sir,” said the driver, glancing back through the open partition. “Biscayne Boulevard should be coming up soon.”
They stopped at a red light.
“But I thought Biscayne was downtown, on the other side of the skyline.” The president looked out the window. “There aren’t even any streetlights. It’s totally dark-”
Bam.
The president pitched forward. A flying brandy glass conked his food-taster in the forehead.
“What the hell was that?”
The chauffeur looked in his side mirror. “I think someone rear-ended us.”
“Great.” The president’s head fell back against the top of his seat. “Just take care of it.”
The driver grabbed his door handle. “Be right back…”
… A Plymouth Road Runner rolled quietly along the access road.
“Still don’t see them,” said Coleman.
Serge pointed at a distant intersection. “There they are.”
“The light turned green, but they’re not moving,” said Coleman. “And there’s another car behind them.”
Under Serge’s breath: “Please don’t get out of the car. Please don’t get out of the car. Please don’t-”
“Look,” said Coleman. “The driver’s getting out of the car.”
Serge cut his headlights.
Ahead, the chauffeur walked to the rear of the limo. He glanced at the crumpled bumper, then over at the other vehicle’s two occupants walking toward him, almost featureless in the absence of light, except for respective silhouettes of dreadlocks and a shaved head. The chauffeur opened his wallet and fished for a foreign license. “You guys got ID?” He looked up. The answer came in the muzzle of a MAC-10 between his ribs…
Two blocks back: Coleman hit a joint and strained to see ahead in the darkness. “Doesn’t look like things are going so well for the chauffeur. What do you think will happen?”
“Someone’s probably going to die.”
“How do you know?”
“I just have this uncanny feeling.” Serge shook his head. “It’s such a tragedy.”
“Do you have this feeling because you’re the one who’s going to kill them?”
“That’s why it’s such a tragedy. I’m trying to eliminate negative energy from my life.”
“Look,” said Coleman. “There’s two bad guys this time.”
“At least that’ll make it more interesting.”
“How?”
“Because one will get to see the other go first.” Serge parked on the side of the road. “That’s always a conversation starter.”
Part I
Chapter One
Three Days Earlier
A field of tall, dry grass. Brown, hip level.
The grass rippled through the middle. Could have been wind, but it continued in a narrow, straight line.
Then serious rustling.
Whispers.
“Coleman, stop thrashing around.”
“I’m trying to, but I can’t see anything.” He crawled on hands and knees. “The grass is too high.”
“That’s the point.” Serge slid forward with expert stealth. “We’re hunting.”
“What are we hunting?”
“I already told you.”
“Was I fucked up?”
“You still are.”
“The streak continues.”