inserted an unfiltered cigarette in a long black holder twined by a rhinestone snake. It could have been flaunted by Audrey Hepburn or Cruella de Vil.
I went into knee-jerk covet mode. “That’s from an old movie, isn’t it?”
“One of the advantages of living near Hollywood. Lots of prop shops.”
I frowned. “You shouldn’t—” Then I shut up.
“Smoke? One of the advantages of being undead. I can continue bad habits.” Her slightly opened lips emitted a serpentine stream.
“You
“Think about vampires. We walk, we talk, we suck and swallow blood. Smoke is just a pale substitute.”
I thought about it. Only air vibrating the vocal cords produced speech. Yet, party tricksters I’d seen blowing smoke rings didn’t inhale. They just held the smoke in their mouths, puckered their lips and let it drift out in circles. A vampire’s oral pleasures must be as fleeting.
“So . . . Lilith and I were twins of a nicotine-addicted pre-vampire mother.”
“You preceded the smoking, but otherwise it was quite a rare situation, which is why I kept it utterly secret.”
“Even from us.”
“Especially from you.”
“Vampirism isn’t inheritable.”
Vida shrugged. “Who’s to say, if not you and Lilith?”
“That’s it? You gave birth to us and called it quits? You don’t care? Then, why did this place”—I nodded at the slick surroundings—“send money to help me attend Our Lady of the Lake, a Catholic institution that would be anathema to vampires, and vice versa?”
Vida leaned forward to tap an inch of ash off her cigarette. The ashtray on her desk was an open crystal palm, the head, heart, and lifelines etched deep and long. I watched with dismay. Mama looked like an under-thirty hottie. Lilith would groove on that, but I’d hoped for something cuddlier, or at least with a conscience.
“The Catholic church and vampires both have long, tortured traditions,” Vida said mysteriously, “and more in common these days than you might think.”
“I must have been born here in Corona on Delilah Street.”
“No. I left you to be
“And how does that leave me ending up in Wichita?”
“You know social services.” Vida shrugged. “They take a lot upon themselves in dealing with helpless wards of the state.”
“Don’t divert my focus to little me. What about prime-time you? In that photo from the nineteen forties, you were obviously Cicereau’s shockingly younger arm candy.”
“No possessives when you speak of him! There
“I was born in eighty-eight, twelve years before the Millennium Revelation in 2000 to 2001. You would have been . . .”
“Yes, Delilah. An older unwed mother.” Vida simpered mockingly, more at herself than at my struggles to solve the logistics of my birth.
“Fifty-eight years old, if you were eighteen in Cicereau’s photograph. It doesn’t add up.”
“That’s right.” Vida’s long red-enameled fingernails probed her desk drawer again. She extracted something small and white and tossed it to the desk in front of me.
I stared at my own baby business card, three months old, designed when I hit Vegas and wanted to declare myself.
Vida sucked more smoke into her mouth. This time the stream puffed out with her words. “You bill yourself as a paranormal investigator these days, and I guess you did find me. More nice work.”
I stared at my own name, sitting in a building with a matching street address, interrogating my own mother. So be it.
“Vida,” I noted in my most objective reporter voice. “That’s the Spanish word for ‘life.’ Ironic, isn’t it?”
“No kidding. When I was your age I expected to have a long and happy one, I just didn’t anticipate how very long it would be.”
“What happened? In Cicereau’s ‘family’ photo everybody looked content with their roles. He was the satisfied middle-aged mogul getting short on hairline and large on waistline. Loretta was maybe sixteen and glowing in probably her first long gown. You were chorus-girl gorgeous in your slinky long slit skirt with a lush silk flower in your hair. Even Sanscouci looked a tad younger, the silver streak in his forelock muted, and him looking all casual hand-in-dinner-jacket-pocket fully armed. The stalwart bodyguard.”
Can a vampire’s face go paler? Vida’s was giving Snow’s albino complexion a run for the money. She stood behind her desk, spreading her bloodred-tipped claws on the surface, glaring at me.
“I see you still believe in fairy tales, Delilah. Keep that snapshot in your mind’s eye and forget looking for the man . . . or woman . . . behind the curtain.”
“Nope. Pulling back curtains is my business. Besides, everyone in that photo is a mess. I know now Sansouci had been freshly indentured to the werewolf mob by his own kind. Cicereau slaughtered Loretta and her ancient vampire young lover not long after that.”
Vida sat down slowly, leaning on her hands as if she was, say, eighty years old.
“Cesar killed Loretta?”
“How can you know about me and not about them?”
She sighed out some more smoke. “I wanted to forget about all of them. I couldn’t forget about you. Cesar was power hungry and brutal, but I can’t believe he’d kill his own daughter.”
“Believe. I was instrumental a few months ago in finding Loretta and her lover’s buried bodies in Sunset Park. Then Loretta’s ghost went so crazy she conspired with the Karnak Hotel vampires to resurrect her boyfriend, now she’s going after mine in the process.”
“Karnak? Vampires? Not on my radar. Though, from what you say, it’s no wonder Cesar ‘retired’ me for a while soon after that photograph. I thought he just wanted an even younger woman, but he wanted witnesses gone.” Vida interrogated me in turn. “Who is he, your ‘boyfriend’?”
“You wouldn’t have known him. Ric is mortal. He’s a crime consultant formerly with the FBI.”
“Good family, then?”
That made me want to laugh. Here was Vida sounding proprietary about my associates after all this time, and me wondering whether to cite Ric’s poverty-stricken peasant Mexican roots or his foster family’s impeccable Washington WASP credentials.
He wouldn’t deny either one, so I just said, “Good man.”
Vida’s tone turned cynical. “I suppose you don’t exactly have family to brag about.”
“Maybe I could, if I knew who my father was.”
“Doesn’t this cast of characters so far convince you that you don’t want to know?”
“You mentioned Cesar took you back.”
“He was a grieving father. He claimed Loretta had ‘gone missing.’”
“Thanks to him. But thanks to Ric and me, she’s back, and not the better for it. So I’m still doing the math. You remained with Cicereau for years, knowing what he was?”
“Knowing and seeing are two different things, Delilah. So he went off with the ‘boys’ to Starlight Lodge in the mountains for three days a month. My periods actually got in sync with the full-moon schedule. Convenient for Cesar.”
“Creepy. And more than I wanted to know.”
Vida smiled. “Odd how a woman’s blood cycle unnerves even other women. Now I know how to stop your incessant questions.”
“What about Sansouci? He’s the obvious suspect for turning you vampire.”
Vida’s dark eyes blinked twice in her impassive face. The involuntary tic broadcast a strong emotional reaction, from what I’d glimpsed of her. Her long fingers picked up the extreme cigarette holder to cover her discomposure.
“Sansouci. He tried to recruit me for his harem, but I was too savvy to fall for that.”
