Orb Sceptre Throne

Picker snorted. ‘Somehow I’m not so relieved by that.’

The Clawmaster laid his hands flat on the table. His smile was now supremely assured. ‘You should be.’

At their servants’ table in the kitchens of the Lim estate, Leff let out a long loud sigh. Scorch, opposite, roused himself, blinking. ‘You say somethin’?’

Leff shook his head. He tucked his hands up under his arms, sighed again. ‘You know, Scorch, I don’t think anyone’s comin’ back. I’m gettin’ the distinct feeling that we’ve been handed our hats.’

Scorch’s puzzled frown deepened even further. ‘Howzat? Hats? I ain’t got no hat.’

Leff glared his disapproval. ‘It’s an expression, man. Means we’re fired.’

Scorch goggled at his partner. ‘What? Fired? We ain’t even been paid yet!’

Now Leff banged his chair forward, gaping. ‘Ain’t been paid yet? How can that be? You’re supposed to be in charge of all that.’

Scorch’s consternation creased his forehead until his brows met between his small darting eyes. ‘I thought you were supposed to be handlin’ that.’

Leff pressed a hand to his brow. ‘I distinctly remember me saying that you should do it.’

‘Oh. Well, we could take it up with the boss. What’s ’is name — Ebbin.’

Now Leff’s brow wrinkled in bewilderment. ‘The scholar? What in the Queen’s name does he have to do with any of this?’

‘He’s with the Legate. I seen him.’

Leff dropped his hand, amazed. ‘Burn protect us! Why didn’t you say so?’

‘You didn’t say it was important.’

Leff pushed himself up from the table, stretched his numb legs, wincing. ‘Gods, man. You have to learn to think for yourself! I can’t be expected to keep doin’ all the thinking for us.’

Scorch hung his head. ‘Sorry, Leff.’

‘Well, I should think so!’

City Wardens stopped them at the gate to the Way of Justice leading up Majesty Hill. The two Wardens gripped their wood truncheons. ‘You’re carrying weapons,’ one called, accusing.

Leff and Scorch glanced to their peace-strapped swords, the crossbows over their shoulders. ‘Looks like it,’ Leff answered and attempted to brush past. The thick wooden portal was closed, however, and he pushed against it to no effect. ‘Open up,’ he shouted. ‘Official business.’

The two Wardens shared smirks. ‘Official? You two?’

‘Go squat your official business off in the bushes,’ the other suggested.

Scorch drew himself up, offended. ‘I’ll have you know we’re all certified, listed and official. I’d go ahead ’n’ check if I were you. Otherwise could be consequences.’

‘That’s right,’ Leff put in, though with much less certainty. ‘Consequences.’

One of the Wardens banged his truncheon on the rough timbers of the door. A small communicating slit opened. ‘Names?’ someone demanded from behind the slit.

‘Leff and Scorch,’ Leff shouted, mouth to the slit.

‘All right, all right!’ the hidden clerk grumbled. ‘You don’t have to shout.’

One Warden leaned against the door, arms crossed, shaking his head. Leff adjusted the weight of the crossbow against his shoulder. Scorch dug a finger into his ear and twisted it round.

The heavy door slid backwards and the Warden almost fell with it. He jerked, wildly surprised, and received a superior look from Leff as the latter pushed through. Scorch ambled after, crossbow held behind his neck, arms draped over it. ‘Consequences,’ he murmured, and winked.

As they wandered their slow way up the twisting path Leff rubbed his unshaven jaw, casting narrowed wondering glances Scorch’s way. Finally an idea occurred to him and he gave an exaggerated knowing nod, saying, ‘Ah! I get it now … good ol’ Captain Soen. Ever conscientious, that one. Good guess, Scorch.’

Scorch’s permanent scowl of resentful confusion took on an even greater perplexity. ‘What’re you talking about? I just said that, that’s all. Sounded like the kinda thing important persons say.’

Leff used his crossbow to brush aside a clerk who was waving papers at him. ‘Sometimes I wonder about you, Scorch. I really do.’

But his partner was ambling down another hall. ‘Got us in, didn’t it?’

Eventually, after being shooed out of a number of chambers and offices, they found the guarded doors to the Great Hall. Leff approached the city Wardens, and as one opened his mouth to challenge them, bellowed: ‘Message for Captain Soen!’ The Warden snapped his mouth shut and exchanged an uncertain glance with his fellow. Leff pushed open the small clerk’s door and strode in.

‘Message for Captain Soen!’ Scorch echoed as he stepped through.

‘You don’t have to say it again!’ Leff hissed, pushing him aside.

Scorch pushed back and Leff nearly dropped his crossbow. ‘I got us in, didn’t I!’

‘We’re already …’ Leff tailed off, feeling the weight of numerous eyes. He turned.

A great crowd of nobles and councillors filled the length of the Great Hall. All were dressed in rich finery. Many wore masks, as was traditional for the various city religious ceremonies and fetes. Leff bowed, cuffing Scorch, who bowed as well. Dismissing them, the many eyes turned away. Leff scanned the crowd. ‘There he is.’

‘Who?’

‘Soen, dammit! Who else? C’mon.’

They tramped forward. The clank and clatter of their weaponry almost drowned out the low murmured conversations. A figure sat motionless on a raised seat of white stone at the far end of the hall. Before Scorch and Leff were halfway across Soen intercepted them, a sharp grip on the forearm of each. He steered them aside into the shadows of a colonnaded walk along one wall of the hall.

‘What in the name of the Queen of Mysteries are you two doing here?’ he hissed, furious.

Scorch looked to Leff. Leff saluted. ‘Reporting in, sir.’

The big man’s salted brows clenched. ‘What? Reporting? Why?’

A panicked look gripped Leff’s lined features, as if he’d reached the end of his gambit and hadn’t realized more might be required. ‘Ah … reporting that the manor house is all secure, sir!’

‘What? Secure? Who gives a-’ The captain bit back his rising voice, peered round, anxious. ‘You two are fired,’ he said, his voice low and fierce. ‘Get out of here and never come back.’

‘Fired?’ Scorch echoed, outraged. ‘What for? Guild rules-’

‘Guild rules require justification, I know. Deserting your post. How’s that?’

The two shared a pained look. Leff pulled at his lower lip. ‘Well … I suppose that would kinda do it.’

‘It most certainly does. Pay can be collected at the guild office. Now leave — or must I escort you out?’ The captain didn’t wait for an answer but beckoned others of Lim’s private guard over.

‘Wait!’ a voice called. Captain Soen turned and immediately bowed to one knee. ‘Sir.’

Scorch and Leff were astonished to see their old employer, the scholar Ebbin. Something like wonder was on the man’s face as he gazed upon them. ‘I … know … you,’ he breathed, as if awed by the realization.

Leff knuckled his brow. ‘Yes, sir. Been working for you for some time now, sir.’

The old man’s gaze seemed to wander as he stood, brows furrowed in concentration. ‘Yes. I remember. I … remember you.’ He glanced to the captain. ‘These men work for me, Soen. They are my guards.’

The captain’s brows climbed almost all the way up to the rim of his helmet. He shot a glance to the immobile and silent figure on the throne, blew out a breath. ‘Well … if you say so … sir.’

‘They may remain.’

Soen was obviously still very confused, but as a good private soldier he accepted his employer’s dictates — no matter how stupid in his estimation. He saluted. ‘Yes, sir.’

Leff saluted too. Then he cuffed Scorch, who also saluted.

But the scholar had wandered off. He’d pulled out a cloth and was wiping his sweaty strained face, the other hand rubbing his chest. Captain Soen scowled down at the pair; then he nodded to himself. ‘I see it now. Friends in high places. Looks like I’m stuck with you.’ He eyed them up and down again, his disgust increasing. ‘At least get yourselves cleaned up.’

Scorch straightened, outraged. ‘I washed just a few weeks ago!’