first) of the Holy Hopsloth. The city wall was rebuilt, said one beggar. The nonhuman trash of hobgoblins and kender that roamed the streets was exiled, said another. The green dragons and their riders were sent inland to a new base, and Gildentongue's Flotsam was granted a degree of autonomy, said another. About this time the medallions appeared. Holy Hopsloth had cured the sick. Holy Hopsloth drove the sharks from Flotsam Harbor. Holy Hopsloth was an agent of the were-insects from Nuitari.
Toede took it all in, discounting the bulk of it. Hopsloth was about as bright as a bag of lampreys and incapable of communicating any advanced theology beyond a desire for his next meal. The former highmaster originally thought he had been given the beast as a joke, a satire of the highlords' own elegant dragon mounts. For Hopsloth was no more a servant of the greater gods than Toede was king of the kender.
No, Toede thought, Gildentongue has proved himself as politically astute and slime-ridden as ever. Gildentongue would have had a hard time following Toede's illustrious (if apparently misunderstood) reign. So the draconian borrowed a page from before the war and set up his own church, of which he was the mere spokesman.
Give the people a few bones and musty miracles, and you're set for life.
The pair of hobgoblins had shuffled from inn to inn looking for quarters, or at least recognition, until they had reached the Jetties.
Now Toede surveyed the room. A drunken barbarian sprawled on a nearby bench, snoring softly. A trio of domino players lazily laid down their tiles with occasional clicks. An old man with a pipe was immersed in a musty tome. A few sailors chatted and lied over drinks. A hooded priest in a voluminous, ragged robe, worshiper of some abandoned god, was propped against a far wall. The serving girl had vanished soon after the hobgoblins' arrival, and had not reappeared since.
And lastly Toede and Groag, a pair of ragged, ratty-looking hobgoblins with no appearance of nobility, or even adequacy.
Toede sighed. The good news was that it was unlikely to get any worse. The bad news was it was at the moment unlikely to get any better.
The smaller hobgoblin had vanished fifteen minutes earlier, abandoning Toede to the cold stares of the other patrons and his own dark thoughts. Toede had wrapped himself up in his tattered cloak and sulked. If sulking had a sound, it could be said that he was sulking loudly, but as it was a (mostly) silent practice, the only noise being the crinkling of his forehead skin, that dry flesh crinkled more tightly. Groag brought a pair of ales to the table, smiling.
'Where did you get those?' said Toede sharply.
'Comes with the room,' said Groag, clambering up onto the bench across from the former highmaster. Neither hobgoblin's legs touched the floor, but Groag swung his back and forth, while Toede's limbs hung motionless like pieces of dead meat.
'Ah, so we caught the tavernmaster on 'leave-your-brains-at-the-door day,' ' sneered Toede, 'or have you forgotten that we have no money?'
Groag gave that kenderish shrug again. Toede wished his companion would lose that habit and lose it quickly.
'I… ah… have taken care of that, Highmaster,' said Groag. 'I showed the master of this house that I was not at a total loss in the kitchen, and he offered a trade of services for quarters.'
'What you're saying,' said Toede, 'is that you got a job.'
Groag looked hurt. 'Well, if you're going to get technical about it…'
Toede took a pull on the ale, which slid down his throat like hot grease. His last meal (lizard tartare) had been before they had entered the city, and the liquid splashed on an empty stomach. He ran a pointed finger over the puddle left by the mug's sweat. Groag sighed, bracing himself for another hobgoblinish blowup.
Instead Toede sighed and said, 'Do you remember the old days, Groag? Before the coming of the dragon high-lords?'
'I remember them being cold and unpleasant,' said Groag flatly.
'Bracing,' corrected Toede, 'and challenging.'
'Violent,' said Groag, 'and primitive.'
'Exciting,' replied Toede, the ale warming him now, 'and dynamic.'
'Deadly,' said Groag. 'Nasty. Bloody.'
'Untamed,' said Toede. 'Primal. Challenging.'
'You already said challenging.'
'It deserves to be said again,' said Toede, slamming the now-empty mug down on the table with a hollow metallic clang. 'It was a challenge. What happened to us as a people, that we have been reduced to serving as lackeys for other races, used as dragon-fodder for battles, banned even from proper cities now? What happened, I ask you?'
Groag was silent for a moment and swirled the ale in his mug without drinking it. At length he said, 'Perhaps what happened was… you.'
Toede looked long and hard at Groag. The smaller hobgoblin continued to surprise him at every turn. Meekly accepting kender masters, learning to cook, getting a job, and now this. It seemed to Toede that at any moment Groag would grow wings and fly away.
As it was, all he could grunt out was a surprised, 'Eh?'
Groag leaned forward, as if to tell Toede a mighty secret. 'Not you in particular. You in general. A lot of chiefs, shamans, petty ogre lords, and the rest joined up with the dragonarmies, coming out of the cold wilderness and discovering that fireplaces and cooked meat had a lot to recommend them.'
'Of course, the thinkers, that would be you,' Groag went on, 'and me, kept themselves from the battlefield and let the warriors go out and fight. And die. Those that survived would have been great warriors indeed, but the masters we served used our forces as soak-offs. Throw-away troops. Units to keep the opponents' wizards busy while the real troops mopped up their throwaway troops.'
Groag sighed and continued. 'So our best, most savage warriors were thrown into a meat grinder. Those of us who talked them into it got soft, and those that went the furthest-you, me, your honor guard-got soft faster than the rest.'
Groag, with a small smile, sat back. 'Then we found out that the same bloody backstabbing rules applied in the cities as in our own corner of the world. But we found it out after everything fell apart on us.' He took a long,
satisfied pull on the mug. 'Another?'
Toede grunted as his companion pushed himself off the bench, weaving his way to the back. Toede thought of asking for something more filling, but let the thought slip away.
He scanned the room again, a habit ingrained in him back in the 'dark old times' Groag talked of. The common room remained the sleepy paragon of an inn that had seen better times. The old sage had fallen asleep; his pipe had gone out, sliding into the front of his robes.
When Groag returned with another pair of foaming mugs, Toede took a long pull on his drink and felt the warmth flow into his fingers and toes. He looked at Groag and asked, 'Since when did you get so smart?'
'Not smart, Highmaster,' said Groag with a small smile. 'A-dap-tive. When I was in the old tribe, I worked with the old ways. When I joined up with you in your court, I adapted to the new ways. When I was caught by the kender, I picked up their ways. Now I'm back with you.' Again the shrug. 'The good news is that while we were out playing human games, our wilder, more savage cousins were breeding hardier warriors, so at least there's hope for the race, if not for us.'
Toede was silent for a moment, feeling the blood rush through his temples like rampaging dragons. 'That's the answer, of course.'
'Eh?' Groag looked confused.
'Our wild brothers,' said Toede. 'We go back into the wild and gather a horde of them and lead them back here. Take the town by force. Gildentongue will never give it up. Abyss and Takhisis, he won't even find out that I'm in the city. Nobody recognizes me, and his guards won't even let me get close!'
'Easy, milord, you're shouting,' cautioned Groag.
'And I should shout!' bellowed Toede, standing up on his bench. 'I expect people to pay attention, to realize who they're dealing with! I am not some 'minion' of a fake god, in whose name one should paw one's collarbone in
