“I took a taxi back.”
Boss lady is not impressed. “These people smashed their way into this residence and dragged our client out in a net. You think they wouldn’t stop a taxicab?”
I shrug and say, “Trust me, this isn’t the same crowd. If a special-ops team had me under surveillance, I doubt I’d have spotted them. This was more like the FBI we all know and love. Could even be a local police operation, but I seriously doubt the locals have the resources to dispatch an entire surveillance team whenever one of us leaves the residence. Hence my vote for our pals at the Bureau.”
Naomi shakes her head. “Maybe, maybe not, but from now on no one leaves without letting me know where they’re going and why.”
“Fine, but tell me again why we can’t be bugged? Why you’re so sure they’re not listening to us right now?”
She rolls her eyes but indulges me. “Intruders could well have placed bugs in the residence, but it doesn’t matter because there’s no way any bug can transmit from this location. When the building was gutted and renovated it was made secure against electronic surveillance of all types. There’s no radio frequency or variable signal that can penetrate, meaning any and all bugs are inoperable or will fail to transmit. That’s why cell phones have to be routed through the roof antenna. The same signal interference system is used in the shielded areas of U.S. embassies deemed vulnerable to espionage. London, Moscow, Beijing, Baghdad. So we’re good. Speak freely.”
“I’m sure you’re right,” I say, grabbing a pencil and a steno pad. “But I prefer to write this down.”
“If you must,” she concedes with a sigh.
Naomi’s big brown eyes are suddenly all aglow. This is potentially our biggest break in the case thus far, assuming that the hidden laptop can be recovered. When she gets like this, stoked by her keen intelligence with positive energy, I sometimes get the impression that she’d like to give me a hug, share the glow, but she never does. Touchy-feely is not part of her outward nature, or if it is she manages to keep it firmly under control.
“Okay, we’ll play it your way, on the off chance,” she says, feeding the piece of paper into the shredder. Then she leans out the command center doorway and calls out, loud enough to be heard at the FBI field office at One Center Plaza, with or without bugs. “Teddy! Stop whatever it is you’re doing! Alice wants to take you shopping!”
Chapter Twenty-Six
When it comes to shedding tails, Teddy Boyle is a mere tadpole, but surprisingly enthusiastic at being given the opportunity.
“This is sort of what Matt Damon does,” he confides as we head out on foot.
“Matt Damon has stunt doubles,” I remind him. “He’s not
“Cool,” Teddy says. “But you should know I don’t have a driver’s license.”
“You won’t need one. We won’t be wrecking Lamborghinis or jumping from rooftop to rooftop. All we’re going to do is go into the Nike outlet and shop.”
“That’s it?” he says, sounding disappointed.
“The cool thing about this, you get to buy something, for real. I’m thinking, at the very least, a hoodie and kicks.”
“I hate the swoosh,” he says scornfully.
“Think of it as taking one for Team Nantz.”
So far, the black SUV is hanging back, but I have to assume they’ve got someone cruising the blocks ahead of us as we approach Newbury Street, which is to Boston what Rodeo Drive is to Beverly Hills, except with way less celebrities and movie stars. Way less, but not none-I once spotted the aforementioned Mr. Damon coming out of Daisy Buchanan’s, all on his own, no entourage. Take my word for it, he’s even better looking in person.
“I think I see ’em!” Teddy hisses.
“Pay no attention. We’re almost there.”
I’m not old enough to be Teddy’s mother, but big sister fits comfortably, and that’s the role I assume upon entering Niketown, on the corner of Newbury and Exeter streets. Handing over my own credit card, an act of faith I’m reasonably sure the young hacker won’t abuse. And if he does I’ll cancel his ass so fast he’ll be gulping like a guppy. Actually, he’s quite attentive when I explain the drill.
“’Kay, first I pick out shoes, then we go upstairs and find a hoodie,” he says, repeating the instructions. “Try it on, pay for everything and then leave with the hood up.”
“You got it.”
“And somewhere along the way, you’ll, like, vanish or something.”
“Or something.”
“It’s way too warm for a hoodie.”
“Look around, it’s never too warm for a hoodie. Guys your age wear them down to breakfast while Mom pours the cheery little O’s. Inside, outside, the hood is always up.”
“Guys like that are morons.”
“No argument. But the peepers will think you’re attempting to disguise yourself. They’ll pay attention.”
“Peepers? Is that even a word?”
“Try to stay focused. This is very important.”
No fool, Teddy, when it comes right down to it, he selects a pricey pair of the Zoom Kobes and a green cotton hoodie, one of the retro styles-or as I like to think,
Bambi hands bashful Teddy a bag for the shoes and does everything but roll over with her paws in the air.
When he rejoins me I point out, “All you have to do is whistle.”
“Huh?” he responds, genuinely puzzled. Brilliant as he may be in all things internet, when it comes to girls he’s as pathetically impaired as any teenage male.
“Never mind. We’re going to make one last circuit of this floor, over by that double rack of T-shirts, and then you’re going to put up the hood and head downstairs like you’re in a hurry. Show your receipt if you have to, but when you get out the door, go very quickly up Exeter Street and turn left on Boylston. Look around as if you might be followed, because you will be. Don’t worry about the peepers, even if you do spot them. They’ll hang back. Go one block west to the corner of Dartmouth Street and go down into the T-stop. Take the green line to Park Street, exit onto the Common. Find a bench, sit down and pretend to be waiting for someone important. Give it ten minutes or so, then get all agitated when they don’t show and make your way back to the residence.”
“I could try to lose them in the Public Garden, easy.”
“I don’t want you to lose them. Ready?”
“’Kay, sure.”
He whips up the hood, hurries down the crowded stairway. Meanwhile, I step around the T-shirt display, scoot through a couple of racks in the busiest part of the store and take the staff stairway to the ground floor. Removing a plastic security card from my purse, I disarm the alarm for the door that exits onto the brick alley behind the store (what can I say, once upon a time we did a huge favor for a Nike exec). Crossing the alley I gain access to the Exeter Street parking garage through an unmarked door and meet Jack Delancey on the second floor of the garage.
“Your chariot awaits,” he says with a grin, opening the passenger door to the generic sedan he’s just