The King`s Commission

tutor.'

'Aye, sir,' Alan nodded. God, what if I'm passed for lieutenant? he speculated once on deck again. There must be openings for dozens of officers in all these ships, else they'd never seat the bloody board! Well, maybe a dozen in all. And how many midshipmen to examine? A hundred? In one day, two days? They can't spend more than half an hour on any of them, could they? Maybe even a quarter hour. I'm not stupid, and I have learned a lot. And there must be plenty of idiots who'll stand no chance before a board. I could be one of those dozen who pass and receive a posting into a new ship. Even if I don't get an immediate posting, I could become prize-master the next time we take a foe, and be away from Kenyon again, free as the birds. Or, he concluded grimly, God help me, I could fail and be stuck here.

'Well turned out, I see,' Railsford commented on Lewrie's uniform as he was announced into the after cabins. 'I trust you're saving your best for the board.'

'Aye, sir,' Alan replied, feeling on tenter-hooks at the sight of Lieutenant Kenyon seated aft on the transom settee with a glass of wine in his hand.

'Take a seat, Mister Lewrie,' Railsford directed, meaning to put him at his ease. 'Address yourself to that decanter of claret in front of you. Just in from home on the packet, though I fear it did not travel at all well. Still…'

'Thankee, sir,' Alan replied, clawing a stemmed glass from the towel and pouring it almost full.

'I must tell you that when I informed Captain Treghues of your intent to attend the examining board, he was delighted at the idea,' Railsford related, seating himself at the dining table. 'Mister Kenyon, do come join us for a companionable drink before supper is served.'

'Aye, sir,' Kenyon said. When he sat down, Alan was pleased to note that, though the night was relatively cool, the first officer wore a sheen of sweat on his brow and his upper lip, and beads of moisture trickled down his cheeks.

'Little did you realize. Mister Kenyon, that our prodigy here would be presenting himself for the chance at a commission in your lifetime, hey?' Railsford began with a small jest.

'Indeed not, sir,' Kenyon chuckled with a superior little drawl, like a gambler whose hole-cards will take the game as soon as he shows them. 'I'd have expected more like another year or two of seasoning. Spent five years a younker before I stood a board.'

'The full six for me,' Railsford reminisced.

'Two years and a bit, though.' Kenyon frowned, warming to his theme. 'Well, that's cutting it a bit fine, even in wartime.'

'But we were callow little cullies of twelve or thirteen.' The captain laughed, which made Alan dart a thankful glance at him. 'Mister Lewrie was more mature when he first put on King's coat, and a cut above the average midshipman in intelligence to begin with.'

'Seasick in Portsmouth, and adrift in old Ariadne. In harbor,' Kenyon added with relish. 'Took an hour to report to our first officer after he stepped below.'

'Still, he learned quickly,' Railsford said, chuckling at the image of Lewrie 'casting his accounts' over the side of a ship safely moored in Portsmouth. 'Some learn faster than others. I've no qualms about his prospects, if you don't.'

'Did I not learn, sir?' Alan interrupted, directing his gaze to Kenyon. 'So many things. About the Navy. And people.'

Damned if he was going to sit there being discussed like a thing, and damned if he was going to let Kenyon lay doubts about him. Kenyon almost choked on a sip of wine at the last comment.

'Enough to stand before a board, I'll warrant,' Railsford went on, oblivious to Alan's little verbal shot. 'Captain Treghues sent me a packet for you, Lewrie. Letter of recommendation, and a list of some questions you'll likely be challenged with. Ah, here's the one about outfitting a ship from truck to keel. And some other posers he's heard about over his years.'

'I'm most grateful for any aid from him, sir.'

'Didn't exactly love you when you first joined Desperate, did he?' Railsford shrugged. 'Our late captain did not hold with dueling, and our Alan here had just put some Army bastard's lights out.'

'Yes, I heard about that,' Kenyon said. 'Even if the girl was your admiral's niece, I'd not have approved, either.'

'Well, I can say it now he's got his new command and is gone from us,' Railsford stated. 'Captain Treghues played the most devilish favorites, sometimes for the worst people. It was feast or famine for everyone, and no sense to it, no way of knowing how one may have offended.'

'His cater-cousin, Midshipman Forrester, sir.' Alan grimaced.

'Thank God we left the surly turd at Yorktown,' Railsford said with a laugh. 'Yet, prejudiced as he was in the beginning, he came 'round to appreciate Mister Lewrie, so his praise is doubly blessed.'

'To everything there is a season, so to speak, sir,' Kenyon replied. 'Approbation or shame. But did your captain shun the worthy and praise the unworthy by seasons, sir? Then perhaps… well, if he had learned of young Alan's past, and if he was, as I've heard, a perfect Tartar on religion and proper behavior, who's to know why Captain Treghues would recommend him now so highly. Or is it more of the same?'

'You speak of Mister Lewrie's antecedents, sir?' Railsford bristled a little at his first officer. 'Our purser's brother straightened that out for him. There's no shame in having a shady past, or a Corinthian brothel-dandy for a father, if one may rise above it, sir. Excuse me, Mister Lewrie, if I portray your father in that light.'

'One might add forgerer, thief, bigamist, false witness and bugger, sir,' Alan ticked off cheerfully. 'I'm told he only sticks his head out o' Sundays when he can't be taken for debts.'

'There's no family so blameless the light of day wouldn't turn up a rogue or two, Mister Kenyon. All the more reason to wish Lewrie well with the examining board, since he's risen so far above his own. A captain must not become too familiar with his officers and crew, so I will most definitely not mention the rumors of smuggling and ship-wrecking spoken about the Railsford's in the past back in Weymouth.' He gave them a look in conclusion that indicated they should laugh.

'I must confess I was not bound for the sea from the time I was breeched, sir, as you were,' Alan said to Railsford. 'But, once I did get to sea, and I found my legs, as it were, I must own to an ambition to become a commission officer and serve as best I can.'

Oh God, Alan thought, if I heard another shit-sack like me spout such things, I believe I'd box his ears first and then spew in his lap. Damn Kenyon! First poison about my abilities, now these slurs on Treghues' opinion, and my past. Surely Railsford can see the bastard's prejudiced against me! I'll most likely fail the board and then he'll have me triced up and ruined if I don't put him in his place now!

'One would think you harbored some grievance against Lewrie yourself, Mister Kenyon,' Railsford chid his first officer.

'I wish him fortune with the board, sir, though I doubt he's seasoned enough to be a commission officer yet,' Kenyon countered with a beatific grin that belied his motives. He did look a little desperate, though, as he realized that he had overstepped the bounds of subtlety. He had his own place to earn with Railsford in this new ship.

'Perhaps, sir,' Alan said to Railsford, 'Mister Kenyon remembers my first days aboard old Ariadne, when I as much confessed to him that I did not wish to make the sea my calling. But, Mister Kenyon, I remember as well, you once told me that you were not enamored of going to sea when you first joined, but that certain reasons made it necessary. Would your own personal history be reflected upon mine? Ordinarily I would not presume to inquire, but this seems such an informal occasion. Perhaps your beginning might make a merry tale.'

Squirm your way out of that, you whoreson! Alan thought happily.

'Yes, Mister Kenyon. How did you get your ha'porth of tar?' Railsford asked, pouring them another glassful as the salad arrived.

Kenyon had not expected such a frontal attack, and he turned queasy as a land-lubber in a full gale. But, over the years, he had invented a plausible past, and had polished it with retelling, so whatever unnatural act he had committed that forced him to sea 'to make a man of him' had been submerged. It should have tripped from his lips without effort, usually. And he began it, but didn't quite gain that casual, bluff and hearty, tarry-handed air he usually affected.

'Well, sir, boys will be wild animals, you know…' he started with a shaky laugh, taking time to glare evilly at