The King

along normally as any other pedestrian, but with the rolling gait of a long-passage sailorman.

Once the symptoms abated somewhat, they found their tailor, a darzee named Gupta, who measured them and ran up their requirements. Light, locally loomed cotton shirts, duck waist-coats light as number 8 serge de Nimes sailcloth for use in the softest weathers. He could supply cummerbunds to wrap about their waists, which he assured them was a healthy thing to do, purvey hats in European styles made of tightly woven straw that let their scalps breathe, but kept off the cruel sun.

Alan fingered a bolt of cloth, a very light, almost metallic mid-blue fabric that shone richly as the light struck it. Gupta went into raptures, assuring him it would make a coat as fine as any rajah wore, rich as the Great Moghul himself in distant Delhi, and only 'paintis, burra-sahib!' Only thirty-five rupees, heroic as Alan's stature was. Brass buttons extra, of course. Alan knocked him down to thirty rupees, and fabric-covered buttons, and ordered more in silver-grey, and pale blue. Two pounds sterling each for a coat, he marveled, that a titled lord would gladly shell out fifty guineas for back in London, if he could get it!

He outfitted Cony with a straw hat, cummerbund and lighter cotton shirts, and a dark blue duck jacket to take the place of his wool sailor's jacket. Brass buttons one rupee extra, of course.

Then they were off for a tour of the bazaar.

'My God, it truly is Puck's Fair!' Alan exclaimed. It was as grand a sight everywhere he looked as the most intriguing raree-shows he had ever paid to see back home in England, and it was all free to the eye here!

There were rickety stalls spilling over with flower garlands and necklaces, with bundles of blooms the like of which he had never seen or smelled. There were ivory carvers to watch, wood carvers to admire. Strange, multi- armed little statues in awkward dance poses to haggle over. Rug merchants and weavers sewing dhurries from Bengali cotton, or imported fur. Persian or Turkey carpets down from the highlands of the northwest with their eye-searing colors and intricate designs.

In another corner were grouped the brass and copper wares: here gem cutters, there gold and silversmiths. In between there were stalls heaped with fruits, vegetables and livestock. Now and then, there would be a cooking stall with the most enticing steams and spices wafting into their parched nostrils. Doves and snipe, ducks and wild fowl, chickens flapping as they hung upside down by one leg from overhead poles prior to sale.

There were pet birds in cages, colorful and noisy. Monkeys on leashes. And there were elephants actually being ridden by a man! Some working-plain, but a rare few painted with symbols and caparisoned as rich as a medieval knight's steed, adrape in silks and satins, real gold tassels and silver medals, brocades with little mirrors winking from knitted rosettes, and crowned with feathered plumes and bejewelled silk caps. And camels swaying under heavy loads!

There were sword-swallowers and sword-dancers beguiling the shuffling throngs for tossed money. Snake charmers tootling on flutes as they swayed in unison with deadly cobras. There were jugglers and acrobats, magicians and dancers, some young boys as beautiful as virgin brides who pirouetted to the enthusiastic clapping and cheers of a circle of onlookers, ankle bangles and bells jingling, with their eyes outlined lasciviously with kohl. There were girls in tight bodices and loose, gauzy skirts with their midriffs bare, the skirts and the gauze head-dresses flying out behind them as they danced, showing more to the amazed and love- starved eyes of him and his companions than most husbands would ever get to see of their wives back home in England!

There were puppet shows, the rajah and ranee version of Punch and Judy. There were groups of singers, street-theatre troupes up on flimsy stages ranting some historical or religious dramas. Or they might have been comedies-Alan couldn't tell.

And India wasn't all of a piece, either. Calcutta was a rich trading town. So down from the mountains inland, there were Afridis and Pathans, Nepalis and ancient Aryans, Persian-looking Moghuls, all with their pyjammy trousers stuffed into ornamented boots with love locks dangling from beneath their puggarees. They bore curved swords and knives with little bells jingling from their hilts. Poor zamindars in town to sell their produce, rich landowners shopping for bargains among the imported European items. Hindoos and Muslims, Jains, Sikhs, Parsees and the rare Buddhist. In time, Alan might learn to tell the difference between them, as well as the difference between the Bengali majority and the visiting Dravidians, Mahrattas, Dogras, the people from Assam and Nagaland to the east, the Tamils of the southeast and the harsher people who hailed from the Oudh north of the Vindhaya Hills, the great dividing line between permanently conquered India, and semi-autonomous India that the Aryans and the Moghuls had never been able to rule for long.

'Worth the voyage, I swear,' Alan exclaimed as they sat in the shade of a tree, munching on dates, sugared almonds and pistachios.

'Aye, 'tis a rare land, I'll grant,' McTaggart agreed as he essayed his first banana, after watching the natives to see if one took the bright yellow husk off first, or ate it entire. Colin was Calvinist-Presbyterian dour most of the time, over-educated like most Scots compared to their English counterparts who thought that too much intelligence was a dangerous thing, but could be nudged to enthusiasm now and again, enough to prove that he was human. 'But with food sae cheap, how do ye explain sae many mendicants?'

Besides the exotic pleasures of the bazaar, there was the irritation of seeing so many poor, so many beggars minus a limb, an eye, covered with running ulcers. So many people barely clad in a ragged, filthy dhotee and puggaree who couldn't even afford the cheap but well-made sandals the mochees nimbly cut from their sheets of leather.

'Speaking of mendicants,' Alan said, sighing, as a pair of beggars appeared near them, one limping grandly on a crutch, one leg gone, and the other sightless-one eye rolling madly and the other flat gone, with the empty socket exposed.

'Naheen, yer buggers!' Cony snapped, feeling protective of his people. 'Juldi jao!' And the beggars sheered off. Under the amputee's robes, Alan could almost spot a leg and a foot, bound to the man's backsides. 'Fakin' h'it. Mister Lewrie. Fakin… 'r maimed o'purpose.'

'God's teeth, Cony, where'd you pick up such mastery of the language!' Alan marveled.

'Been talkin' t' that servant, Ajit Roy, sir,' Cony replied, flushing. 'Y'pick up a word'r two 'ere an' there, ya do, sir. An' Ajit done warned me h'about some o' the shams they kin get up to, sir. Lame their own kiddies t' make 'em look pitiable, worse'n Midland gypsies.'

'But what did ye say ta them?' McTaggart inquired.

'Naheen, that's 'no,' plain as day, sir. Juldi jao is kinda like 'bugger off,' sir,' Cony replied, getting sheepish.

'Ye'r a man o' many parts, Cony,' McTaggart said, praising with an appreciative chuckle. 'Lucky our Lewrie is, ta hae yer services.'

Long as I don't have to pay him more than I do already, Alan thought, chiming in with verbal appreciation as well.

Cony's paltry vocabulary came in handy once more on their way back to Fort William 's wide maidan, the drill ground, and the quieter regions of the European quarter. Frankly, after wandering about the bazaar and its many twists and turns, they were lost.

They could see one of the fort's ramparts down the length of a narrow, meandering lane of small two-story mud houses, and decided to take a shortcut. Music was more prominent in this quarter. Sitars and flutes, palms beating alien rhythms on madals that Alan couldn't quite get the gist of no matter how hard he tried. The music was mildly irritating to a European ear, but oddly pleasing after a little while. One more wonder to be savored of this grand experience paid for with so much labor, terror, drudgery and misery at sea-savored for its difference even if it had been noxious.

Several girls leaned out of doorways along the narrow street and came out to greet them, making the two- handed gesture of greeting and bowing gracefully to them.

'Namaste, burra-sahibs. Namaste!'

'Namaste,' Alan replied, feeling foolish giving them the two hands at brow level just to be polite, encumbered as he was with his little basket of nuts and fruits.

'Hamare ghalee ana, achcha, din, '* one lovely maiden intoned, giving him an