believe Admiral Hood named me that in jest, before I went out to the Far East with Burgess. When I reported to him, Pitt had been at my coat. I expect that's where it comes from, darling.'
'You went to Sir Samuel Hood's with cat hair on your coat?' she giggled.
'And the smell of his 'blessings' on me, too, most like,' Alan tried to giggle back.
'Oh, God, what a picture! No wonder he called you 'Ram-Cat'! He could smell it on you! And see it! Darling, it's a wonder at all he gave you an active commission!' she laughed out loud.
'Better than herding swine on half-pay, and facing him in straw and pig shit!' Lewrie agreed. 'Promise you'll never tell that on me.'
'Oh, I'll not, ever!' she told him, leaning closer to hug and kiss him. 'But I can't help thinking about it, just between us.'
'It'll make a fine tele to tell Sewallis when he's older.'
'Yes, it will,' Caroline agreed. 'And, it's not a bad sobriquet for you to have. You'll always go after your foe like William Pitt, like an angry 'Ram-Cat' '
'That I will,' he said.
And thank bloody Christ she bought that, he thought gratefully.
Afterword
John Murray, Fourth Earl of Dunmore, Royal Governor to the Bahamas from 1787 to 1796, was just about as bad as I portrayed him, and as the estimable William Wylly cited further writes, nor was 'the immorality of his private life any less reprehensible than the defects of his public character.' Fort Charlotte, familiar to all visitors to Nassau, was started at an estimate of Ј4,000, and ended up costing the government Ј32,267. He was more interested in his own mansion, and a magnificent estate and house at Harbour Island, which is officially named Dunmore Town, but never by the long-suffering inhabitants who ever had anything to do with him, or paid his exorbitant rents. His administration was as corrupt as they come, his appointments termed by another writer 'bankrupts, beggars, blackguards and the husbands of his whores'; for one his Searcher of Customs, whose wife bore him a child during his tenure. For anyone interested in delving further into the history of the Bahamas, let me recommend
Did Caroline's
There's a good chapter on
Lastly, I hope the citizens of the Bahamas will forgive me for making John Canoe, even briefly, a seaman in the Royal Navy. He was reputed to be an escaped slave, a mythic figure of hope to those still in slavery, a strong, proud man who stole a boat and paddled away from chains and whips, still honoured every year in the Bahamas, whether he was a real man, or a hoped-for hero of cleverness and power who could surmount contemporary problems, like Anglo-Saxon 'Jack' tales, or the stories about 'Brer Rabbit' who always won indirectly by wits.
Besides, doesn't it make a better story than the Yoruba word of the Egungun cult
Finally, what further lies in store for Alan Lewrie? The peaceful end of an active commission in the Bahamas, of course, which takes him to 1789. But just a few years later, there was war with France, a naval war which dragged on until 1815, the highest fruition of sailing ships and square-rigger warfare-The Great Age of Sail.
Would the Admiralty not consider themselves fortunate to have the services of such a splendid (on paper, at least) sea-dog? Or, in this case, ram-cat?
Will he ever live that sobriquet down? Will Caroline ever suspect its true origin? Will Arthur Ballard influence Alan Lewrie, or, will Lewrie corrupt Ballard, when next they cross each other's hawse?
As we used to say down in Memphis to tease the 10 p.m. report on 'Action News-5'… stay tuned.