A King`s Commander

amusements, Commander Lewrie, but since you're so much at sea, I have so few opportunities. If not tonight, sir, perhaps you may do me the honor of allowing me to call upon you, aboard ship, before Jester departs? Oh my, sir… your account prospers, indeed it does. Prize money, the Four Percents. Though you are aware there is talk of a tax on income, sir?

Hideous notion, truly hideous, but there it is. Now, had we a moment, Commander Lewrie, I believe I may make to you such a proposition of investments to safeguard your farm income, making less of it subject to any future levy, as would warm the very cockles of yer heart. A glass of wine with you, sir? A true nautical hero? One such as I have so few opportunities… dine out on it for years, I could.'

'Oh for God's sake,' Lewrie whispered, frowning crossly. 'Bit less of it, hey?'

The waiter turned away after pouring them each some claret, run in from France, of a certainty.

'Your ship, instanter,' Silberberg hissed softly, as Twigg, a finger to his thin lips. 'We have so much to discuss, sir. Oh my, yes!' He gushed for the waiter's benefit, as Silberberg.

'But…' Lewrie protested, as the opening strains of a gay air soared from the far salon to the rotunda. He knew there was nothing he could say or do, but go along with Twigg's dictate. Again!

'Your father's well, sir,' Twigg told him as they tossed their hats and gloves in his great-cabins. 'Made a brigadier, imagine that. He'll know of it, soon enough. This come from Leadenhall Street with me. Your brother-in- law Burgess Chiswick will become a major.'

'That's gratifyin'.' Lewrie sighed, opening his wine cabinet.

'So sorry to spoil your fun,' Twigg posed, one brow lifted in amusement as Alan grudgingly gave him a snifter of brandy. 'And, such bountiful fun it would have been, too.'

'Didn't think a cypher such as you'd notice, Twigg,' Alan spat.

'Au contraire, Lewrie, I have always had an eye for the ladies.' Twigg chuckled. 'Though I may hardly say that my face, or my choice of career, has ever stood me in such good stead as yours, in that regard. Such a splendid run of luck you've had, though. A lovely wife, truly lovely, is your Caroline. As is your Corsican doxy, the, uhm… shall I say the confessa Aretino?'

'Now why would you wish to know so much about me, Twigg?'

'I know a lot about everybody, Lewrie. That's my job.'

'So you can use 'em, I s'pose. And that, most cynically,' Alan accused. 'Leave my wife and… mistress… out of this, Twigg.'

'Only if you will, sir,' Twigg shot back, even more amused with Lewrie's sullen truculence, his past grievances. 'I will not use them, cynically or otherwise. I leave that to you, Lewrie. No matter. Now, sir.

Might you summon your clerk, Mister Thomas Mountjoy? I confess I was quite struck by your clandestine report to Nelson, in which Mountjoy played so prominent a part. I've gotten little from our Frenchman you captured, and I wish to go over that report, fleshing out the sparsity of the written account with both your recollections.'

'Sentry?' Lewrie called to the Marine at the door. 'Pass the word for my clerk. Come at once, tell him.'

'Aye aye, Cap'um… SAH!' the muffled voice shouted back.

'Inconnu, my God,' Twigg mused, slouching in the sofa cushions. 'How dramatic. How French! Fellow could have put on a fool's face and gotten clean away, since he'd purged his own chest so thoroughly. That partner of his, he's the same stubborn sort. All fired with adoration for his Revolution. Might as well make a Hindu kill a cow, as get him to talk. Bloody amateur, in his own theatric.'

'What did you learn of him?' Lewrie asked, wincing as he remembered Twigg on a captured Lanun Rover prao, with a wavy-bladed krees at a pirate prisoner's throat. Which Twigg had most dispassionately cut, after slicing and torturing what little he could from him. 'And how? Up to all your old tricks, Mister Twigg?'

'And why not, now and again, sir?' Twigg allowed coolly. 'I find they more than suffice. No, Lewrie, he lives. Shaken, one may hope, but no permanent harm done. An amateur, as I said. Marks on a pile of dirty linen, with several aliases, from several cities. Some of them most embarrassingly French. And caught red-handed, laden with gold, in a ship laden with military goods. Should have taken another vessel, traveled separately from his dead compatriot, that unlamented romantic, Inconnu. Secret writings… the lemon-juice variety 'tween the lines of innocent correspondence. Smell it, by God! A dead giveaway, everytime. No, a more elaborate cypher would have served them better, but I doubt the poor fellow in charge of French spies in the region has much to work with yet. And, he's no Richelieu, himself, exactly. Learnin'… give him that much.' Twigg shrugged again, and took a sip to toast his worthy opponent. 'Fellow'll be turned off in a fortnight, though. Hung for spying, soon as a military court at Corsica has him in.'

'And the French midshipman?'

'That clumsy lout, God no, Lewrie! He's to be exchanged. Too many of our squirearchy's slack-jawed sons aboard Berwick, those with such a lot of 'interest,' are festerin' in France. Midshipman Hainaut will be reporting back to his masters, and the less said about me the better. Best he suffer an accident on the way, he knows too much already, seen too much, but…' Twigg sighed, as if to say 'what can you do?' 'Knows who you are, Lewrie, he does. Not as thickheaded a peasant as he looks. Scrub him up, dress his hair… a proper uniform, and the sky's the limit for him. His Die Narbe will take care of that, I assure you.'

'Yer clerk, Mister Mountjoy… SAH!' the Marine shouted.

'Of Die Narbe, more later,' Twigg promised smugly, rising for his introduction. Mountjoy, as usual, disappointed. He'd risen from a deep slumber, dressed haphazardly, and presented himself in a pair of bear-hide carpet slippers, bare ankles, and dark-blue slop trousers, into which he'd crammed the tail of his knee-length nightshirt, with a ratty old drab-brown wool dressing gown atop. Mountjoy still wore a tasseled sleeping cap over his unruly hair, too.

'You sent for me, sir?' he said, yawning and blinking from the sudden change to lanthorn light in the great- cabins. Scratching a bit, too, it must be admitted.

'Good God, what's that?' Twigg growled, stiffening.

'Mountjoy, my clerk,' Lewrie puzzled.

'No, I mean that, Lewrie!' Twigg grumbled, pointing.

'That, sir… is a cat,' Lewrie enlightened him. 'You know… fells domesticas? Name's Toulon. He's the same sort o' disaster.'

'I despise cats!' Twigg glowered, hellish-black.

'We wake you up from a good nap… sweetlin'?' Lewrie asked of Toulon, bending down to scratch the top of Toulon 's head, concealing a small smirk of sudden pleasure.

'Mister Mountjoy, the name that you are to remember, on pain of your life, sir… is Silberberg. Simon Silberberg,' Twigg began, and riveting Mountjoy's attention, turning the beginnings of a yawn into a gape of awe. 'From Coutts's, do you follow? A representative of your captain's bank, do you understand, sir? But… and this you will forget immediately I'm gone… damme!'

Toulon, following the perverse wont of his tribe, had gone for Twigg immediately, purring with secret, malicious delight to discover a cat-hater-to twine around his ankles, sniff at his shoes and silk stockings, which were new, fascinating… and perhaps might require a sprayed marking… or a few clawed snags to make 'em simply perfect]

'Get that… that… beast away from me, Lewrie!' Mister Twigg demanded, skittering as if he were going to do a dance to Saint Vitus-or hop atop the sofa like a lady who'd seen a mouse.

'Here, Toulon. Mousey,' Lewrie tempted, fetching out the wool scrap toy on a length of small-stuff. 'Leave the bad old man alone.' He singsonged to his ram-cat, which was a perfect excuse to expose a childlike smile of fiendish glee.

Think I really love you, puss, he thought quite warmly.

Twigg, in his guise of Simon Silberberg from Coutts's, had been in Leghorn and Porto Especia, with an occasional jog inland to Florence, as a commercial representative ought, when Mister Drake had sent a messenger to him, regarding the seizures of II Furioso and II Briosco. He'd not found ships registered as Tuscan under those names, indeed, had not discovered