A Jester’s Fortune

'Captain Rodgers, sir?' Lewrie brightened with hope anew. 'That wouldn't be a Benjamin Rodgers, would it?'

'In point of fact, it is, sir,' Charlton told him. 'Do you know of him, Commander Lewrie?'

'Deed I do, sir!' Alan said with a pleased-as-punch laugh. 'We served in the Bahamas, 'tween the wars. And a merry… and busy old time of it did we have, sir. It'd be a pure delight to serve with him again. Much less renew our acquaintance.'

'Good friends, were you?' Charlton enquired calmly, feeling helpless at the thought that he was saddled with two subordinates cast from the same slapdash mould!

'Aye, sir,' Lewrie admitted. 'He even stood godfather to my eldest son in '87. Though we haven't been in touch lately.'

Charlton took another fortifying sip, whilst he pondered that latest revelation. Lewrie had an eldest son, born in '87. Born in the Bahamas, hey? Pray God, to a white, English lady? Logic dictated that there was at least one more male offspring in the woodpile.

He studied Lewrie once more, trying to balance what little he knew of his reputation, what he'd seen as a first impression in these last few minutes, with what was slowly being revealed. Paradox, he shrugged to himself.

Lewrie was about three inches shy of his own six-foot height; almost courtier-slim, about eleven or twelve stone. Perhaps early thirties, he guessed. That meant he'd married damn young, when still a lieutenant. Quite unlike himself, who had waited until his captaincy to wed. Good cabin furnishings, from what little he could see peeking from beneath the painters' tarpaulins. Coin-silver Ian thorns stacked atop the sideboard; rather exquisite Turkey or Chinee carpets, now rolled up, but their tag-end coloured patterns showing. Married for love, most like, in infantile 'cream-pot' love; and perhaps not well at all-yet, with all signs of moderate wealth. Her money? Captain Charlton speculated. Is he that sort? Or is this recent, a result of Jesters many prizes? Dash it all, but this Lewrie was turning out to be a most perplexing devil! Captain Charlton rather preferred his conundrums a bit more… solvable.

'Well, I shall leave you to the rest of your refit, Lewrie,' Charlton announced, finishing his glass.

'Will we be sailing soon, sir?' Lewrie asked as they rose.

'Soon as the wind obliges, sir.' Charlton smiled at the man's eagerness to be off, to be up and doing. 'Perhaps in the morning, after a good meal and a good night's rest.'

'I can have this finished and under way then, sir.' Alan chuckled.

'When you come aboard this evening, sir…?' Charlton posed in midstride for the forrud doors.

'Aye, sir?' Scrub the filth off-put on real clothing, he mused.

'Bring a copy of the receipt for this marvelous cold punch, sir. I must admit, it's quite zestful.'

'But of course, sir!' Lewrie said, breathing a sigh of relief. 'You have Tuscan asti spumante in your lazarette, sir? Or should you allow me to bring that as well? Or… 'tis really so much better if one uses a proper champagne, sir.'

'I possess neither, at present. Send to shore for spumante, I s'pose?' Charlton shrugged, almost in a good mood by then. 'As for a Frog wine, no harm in drinking it, d'ye think?'

'Ask of Captain Rodgers, do you go aboard his ship, sir. He's sure to have some. His very favourite in the whole world. Politics or war aside, he's bound to have a case squirreled away for special occasions. And a chance for action is just that, sir.'

'Aye, I'll enquire of him, Lewrie.'

Good God, Charlton thought, once more betwixt being reconciled to Lewrie and Rodgers. He was being put on warning that they were a proper pair of blackguards. Does Rodgers tipple a lot of wine? More than is good for a man beyond a gentlemanly brace of bottles a day?

The door that led to the gun-deck, at the forward end of the great-cabins, had been left covertly ajar, Lewrie noted. Some quick-witted sod with an ear to the ground, he thought. As he walked with Charlton to see him off, he caught a flash of scarlet and white; a Marine in proper kit, at last. There was a subtle thud of a musket butt on the deck beyond. Knolles had most-like cleared the rigging of laundry, sent the Marines below for tunics, hats, belts and gaiters and had Jester and her full complement ready to give their new senior officer the right sort of sendoff.

'Oh, bloody… 'ware that…!' Lewrie burst out, as Charlton clapped his large cocked hat on his head.

Captain Thomas Charlton walked on a pace or two, though his hat didn't. It remained, plastered to the still-wet varnish of one of the overhead deck-beams by its 'dog's vane' and riband bow, tied beneath the gold-laced loop and gilt button of rank on the left-hand side. He reached up for it… back for it.

'Uhmm, yer hat, sir?' Lewrie blushed scarlet.

'Uhmm, yayhss,' Charlton fumed, just as red-faced. 'Quite.'

CHAPTER 4

'Lewrie, you gay old dog!' Captain Benjamin Rodgers boomed in glee as he pumped Alan's hand vigourously. 'Yer a sight for sore eyes, damme 'f ya ain't. How do ya keep, sir?'

'Main-well, sir,' Lewrie replied, just as gladly. 'You've come up in the world, I see. And well deserved, too.'

He noted, though, that Ben Rodgers only wore a single bullion epaulet on his right shoulder; a Post-Captain of less than three years' seniority. Back in the Bahamas, he'd been an eyelash away from gaining his due promotion, been jumped into a 'post ship' as soon as his old sloop of war, Whippet, had paid off in England, perhaps by late '88! It seemed that the same spiteful patrons and well-connected allies of their venal former commodore on that station, who'd blighted Lewrie's career from '89 'til the start of the war, had vented their spite on Rodgers s as well. It was said, Lewrie remembered, that 'you can't keep a good man down.' But there was a lot that the haughty, and criminal, could do to hide a friends crimes, and make a good man's rise extremely slow. Lewrie feared that Rodgers might bear him a grudge, but his exuberant greeting put paid to that worry. If he'd suffered, he showed no sign of grief over it. He would let 'the dirty' slide off his back like water off a duck's.

'When, uhm… did you make post?' Lewrie had to ask, though.

'In '93.' Rodgers shrugged, but with a triumphant gleam. 'On half-pay 'til the Nootka Sound troubles in '91. Even sailed as far as Cape Town for the Pacific 'fore I broke passage and the mail packet caught up with me to call us off. Barely back home, wasn't I, when the Frogs went and made life int'restin' again, hah! And you, sir? On yer own bottom, wearin' an 'ironbound' coat? When? Still married, are you? Caroline s well? D'ye have an even larger brood?'

Thank God Rodgers was still the same brisk and stout fellow Lewrie had known long before, as windy as a Cape Horn passage. His hair and complexion were Welsh-dark. He'd been eating well, but hadn't turned all tripes-and-trullibubs; he'd always been stocky and square. His face was more lined with a captain's cares, his hair beginning to thin. A fuller face made him strangely more youthful-seeming. And, in spirit, he was the very image of his old slyly puckish, boisterous self.

'Three gits, my God, sir!' Rodgers roared, shying away in mock fear when Lewrie had answered most of his quick questions. 'Oh, good! The bubbly. Aye, I'll take a refill. Damme, I know farm livin's boresome as the Devil, Lewrie, but… mean t'say!' He bellowed in mirth, as that properly spiked champagne punch made the rounds anew.

'And yourself, sir?' Lewrie japed in return. 'Still a bachelor, 1 trust? Any new Betty Mustins? No by-blows round your ankles?'

'None I know of, mind.' Rodgers laughed, touching the side of his nose. 'Nor wife, either, I'm that proud to admit. Wondrous fine as yer Caroline is, sir, fetchin' as some of the doxies've crossed my hawse, the very idea of wedded bliss is enough to put me off me feed! Can't see how you've stood it all these years, bless me if I can!'

'Pretty much like the press-gang, sir,' Lewrie rejoined with mirth of… his own. 'God made women kind the