King`s Captain

'Nothin' of the sort, lad.' Sir Hugo dismissed him, waving a hand like shooing flies. Shooing horseflies for real, in point of fact. 'For one, I ain't so spry these days that I can rantipole like a young buck-o'-the-first-head. I'm older and… pray God… wiser. Too wise t'be caught, do ye get my meanin'? For a second, I'll be off half the time to Guildford, London, or Glandon Park, where I may indulge those few penchants o' mine discreetly… with the better sort o' whores. I am a man o' simple tastes…,' Sir Hugo modestly declaimed.

'Like I'm First Lord o' the Admiralty,' Lewrie groused back.

'Import me a sportin' sort o' doxy, t'pose as my housekeeper,' Sir Hugo speculated. 'Done all the time and well you know it. Just the one woman, though… brrrr!' He shivered at the thought of anything close to 'domestic bliss.' Or a lack of variety. 'Well, mayhap I'll just stick to the buffet assortment o' courtesans. I can hold my wine. There's never been anyone said I couldn't. I've drunk some ragin' sponges under the table in me time too; and that's sayin' something for a man who's spent his life at mess-night in royal regiments like the Fourth! Where d'ye think our good English peerage hide their drunks but in the Army, hey? Or… the clergy. Gad, do I slosh down a pint less than most vicars and bishops, I'm ready for beatification! Saint bloody Hugo… the Temperate, haw!'

'The Chaste,' Lewrie offered, tongue most firmly planted in his cheek, laughing at the image. At the bloody statue! Or in going to a 'Saint Hugo's' and kneeling for communion.

'Do I dissemble well enough, well… perhaps even that, me boy.' Sir

Hugo nodded, as mischievous as ever. 'Perhaps even that. There. There's the beginnings,' he said, perking up like a gun dog on scent, as they topped a bald rise.

It was the tower, the broken-fanged, topless tower where he and Caroline had first kissed, declared their love. Atop a small, flat-top hill, with a view that went on for miles to the North and West. A rill ran South below it, almost lost in a thick stand of timber to its left. Another lay to the South, meandering the bottom of the last swale they had left, where they'd first dined alfresco. A long sweep and another rise, and there was the hill with the lone oak where he'd… and further beyond to the East, the sight of his own home farm, with Embleton estates beyond that. Just barely visible, sandwiched between, was the gloomy old red-brick pile which Phineas owned, off to the Nor'east.

The tower was being re-constructed, he could see. The rectangular, ancient stones had been gathered from where they'd fallen an age or more before and reset. New stones to match, from one of the nearby quarries, had been fetched in to raise it and provide the base of a new house which adjoined it. A basement had been dug out, lined with matching stones or brick.

'It's going to be huge!' Lewrie gasped at the expanse of the foundation, framed by the first courses of the outer, load-bearing walls.

'Not a bit of it,' Sir Hugo replied. 'It'll be one-level, so I don't gasp my way up and down stairs in my dotage. Like an old Roman-British villa… or an officer's bungalow out in India.' His father kneed his horse into motion so they could ride over for a closer look. 'Be in by August, they assure me… out from under Caroline's feet. I expect she'll appreciate that,' he said, with a wry smirk.

'That quickly? Must cost a bundle, all that haste…?' Lewrie probed, to discover just how much pelf his father had absconded with.

'Five thousand pounds, the land… two thousand for the house, before furnishin's,' Sir Hugo off-handedly admitted, as if those sums were mere pittances.

'Dear Lord.' Lewrie felt the need to gawp; who had Sir Hugo robbed…?

'Be yours… when I'm gone,' Sir Hugo informed him, 'my son.'

'Ah…?' Lewrie realised, of a sudden. Rather hopefully.

'Three-hundred-sixty acres, all told. Cheek-by-jowl, you note, with yer hundred sixty rented from Phineas. But this'll be a paid-for freehold, free and clear, time I'm passed over. So I expect Phineas'll be too. Then Gov-ernour's yer landlord for the smaller parcel, and you and he can work out the details. This for Sewallis, eventually. He's eldest. Specify in yer will that he's t'rent the smaller to Hugh, for less than market value. Don't expect Hugh'll be home much to enjoy it though. Down for the Navy, I s'pose?'

'That was our intention,' Lewrie admitted, 'where I have a bit of influence. Find him a good first ship and captain.'

'Pity. He's a natural-born horseman. Exuberant child. Daring. And a leader, e'en now. That's magic with troops. Now I've paid off all my creditors, made my pile, I'm a lot more welcome at Horse Guards than ever I was previous. An Army commission is a possibility. In a bukshi regiment too. Needs a bit o' polish though. A good boarding school, 'round the better sort. We could fund that together, Son…'

'Which did you have in mind, Father?' Lewrie grimaced at the memories of how many of the good ones he'd been tossed out of. 'We tried that with me, remember? I doubt they're forgotten me, so…'

'Yayyss, well, there is that,' Sir Hugo allowed, with a rueful smile of reverie. 'Harrow, especially, hey? Boom! You were ever the rebellious young dog. Once Hugh's eighteen though… we could buy an Army commission. Captaincy first… then a majority, as he seasons.'

'There's Sewallis to think of first. Two more years and he'll be due for a proper school. When he's twelve. Mature enough to stand up to the bullies he'll meet, sure as Fate.'

'We'll see him right,' Sir Hugo offered. 'Damme, what's money for if not t'see yer children well-placed, well- educated? And ease the first few hurdles? Money and influence. Grandchildren, rather. I will put up half his tuition and such… a modest allowance too, for both the boys. Charlotte, too, when it's her time to be shipped off to be 'finished.' '

'Why, that's… that's magnanimous of you, Father. I…'

'Told you long ago, Son. Would've bought you a bloody pony and cart, was that what you wished.' Sir Hugo sighed, drawing a plaid kerchief from his sleeve for a blow of his drink-veined nose. 'Wasted my youth, me best middle years. I'll probably waste my dotage too, do I not look sharp about it. Wasn't much of a father to you, and that's a God's honest truth, hey?'

'A-bloody-men,' Lewrie snorted back.

'Made up for't, after me own fashion… in India.'

An orgy with the three girls of his private bibikhana, as Lewrie recalled it; a cut of the best loot from the Mindanao pirates' hoard, after they'd slaughtered 'em at Balabac; and aye, some of Caroline's most impressive jewelry from that…

'Ah, but yer too old an' jaded to spoil now, Alan, me dear,' Sir Hugo scoffed, playfully tipping his son's cocked hat half over his nose. No, I'm not! Lewrie thought; have a stab at it!

'Sewallis and Hugh, now… second chances?' Sir Hugo went on, sounding regretful, but hopeful too. 'Reason I bought land here, do you see. Might have been a horrid father… and a shite-arsed husband a time'r two. But! I might just make a hellish-good grandfather… do you not mind. Be around when you can't be. Take a tad of the wind out of Master Hugh's sails… that the way you tarry sorts express it? But a tad. Sewallis, well… impart of a dab o' backbone, a pinch of confidence now and again. With an heroic sailor for a father, and… dare I say it… an heroic soldier for a grandfather, that might inspire him. When you're at sea… I could stand in your stead…? Nought to undermine Caroline, o' course, but…?'

'You'll not turn 'em into Corinthians, swear,' Lewrie dithered, torn between acceptance of the peace offering (and the largesse which went with it) or in shouting, 'No way in Hell!' for what deviltry Sir Hugo still had fermenting in his breast, no matter his high-flown sentiments.

Look how I turned out! he pointed out to himself; and that with him being there but a tenth of the time! Now, 'watch-and-watch'…

'Like I did with you, d'ye mean?' Sir Hugo scoffed. 'God, was yer own doin', that. I merely set you the example…'

'A bad'un,' Lewrie reminded him, smirking, even so. 'Good God, most tykes don't get even that, so sing small and be grateful!' his father japed in mock-seriousness. 'Half that due to no mother in the house t'moderate. Your own mother, then old Alice… up and dyin' too.'

'Well…'