'Unfortunately yes, I do,' his father said with a grimace. 'Fillebrowne bedded Phoebe, after we fell out. Boasted of it, to row me. How he learned of Claudia though… that was before his ship and mine served together… though Phoebe knew of Claudia. Hell's Bells, yes! 'Twas the reason we parted! I couldn't tell her it was orders!'
'And knows nothing, ah… recent, with which t'plague ye?' his father asked, almost looking relieved. 'Beyond Mistress Connor?'
'Not a damn' peep,' Lewrie declared, rather relieved by such a revelation himself. 'If not him, though… I can't imagine who'd be such a bastard… or bitch.'
'Mistress Connor herself? More fond o' ye than she lets on?' 'Oh, surely not! Might as well accuse Harry Embleton!' Lewrie scoffed. 'And he hasn't a clue, a decent hand … or the wits!'
'Well, p'rhaps this'll blow over then, given time. And when back in Anglesgreen, I'll tell Caroline how aggrieved ye were by her suspicions… how sunk in th' 'Blue Devils'… took 'all aback,' as I think you sailors say?' 'That'd be a wondrous help, Father. Thankee.'
'And…' his father began to coo again, 'when passing through London, on the way, as it were… might there be anything you'd wish me t'say to th' handsome Theoni Connor?'
'I…!' Lewrie began to say, staring off at the forward bulkhead, where his wife Caroline's portrait hung in the dining coach. 'I don't know quite what to say… she deserves more than… I mean. Give me her address. A letter'd be best. A few days' time to think about it, then write to her before we sail for the Texel again. Besides,' he attempted to make a jape, 'I know you of old, dear Father. I'd never put it past you not to inveigle your way into her good graces, and her bed, out of familial, paternal… duty!'
'If you think I'd do that to th' only son I care t'claim, then you've worse problems than a suspicious wife, my son,' Sir Hugo said, with a wry shake of his head. 'Were I not comfortably… ensconced, as it were, already, I'd be sore tempted, I admit. Odd, though, that you would come over all possessive of her. That's what I mean when I say you've a worse problem. Not her… your bastard either. Guilt and a sense of responsibility towards them doesn't quite explain the sound of your voice. Oh, my son, my foolish son!' he gallingly mocked.
'Rot!' Lewrie shot back, 'Mine arse on a band-box!'
But he found himself diverting his eyes from that portrait on the partition; found himself, instead, passing a hand over his eyes as if to block it out.
Gawd. Lewrie squirmed in the beginning throws of agony; too scared t'really face either, read either letter! What t'do, what t'do?
Get mine arse to sea, that's what! he told himself; there's the Dutch, sure to sail out sooner or later. Th' Frogs, ready to fall on Ireland, or us! Poor Proteus, still so raw and barely battle-ready! Compared to those problems, what matters my puny…! And if Proteus isn't ready, then Caroline, Theoni, my children, her child… what if England 's conquered, what life would they have if my Navy doesn't. .. ?
He almost gagged and wished he could throttle himself.
Oh, right, he chid himself, chagrined; try t 'couch it so noble! Such ragin' patriotic twaddle… what a lecherous fool I am. And in it for sure now… up t'my eyebrows!
He prayed that Proteus would be ordered back out to sea instanter; to the sea, his final, perfect haven… where a man had a chance to think! Where, it would seem, a man was safe! Where he had no opportunities for stirring up more trouble for himself! Hopefully for a long time to come.
I've always liked to open things with a bang, which is why this installment of the Alan Lewrie saga began with the Battle of Cape Saint Vincent on Valentine's Day, 1797-quite apt, that holiday, in light of Lewrie's later troubles with 'the Fair Sex.'
Saint Vincent was the first great break-out event in the career of Horatio Nelson. His actions were totally unheard of and a reason for a court martial and firing squad at the taffrails, a la Admiral Byng, had he failed. Nelson's solo charge into the teeth of the larger Nor'west part of the Spanish fleet, so they could not shake themselves out in battle order, or close the gap behind Admiral Jervis's fleet, confounded them. He risked their overwhelming fire, yet boarded and captured one, then used her as his famous ' Patent Bridge ' to cross and board a second, larger line-of-battle ship that had come to aid the first!
Nelson was promoted to Rear Admiral and became a household word, got command of a squadron of his own, and began to apply a unique 'all-or-nothing' style of sea-fighting (all three good for his craving for glory!), beginning an unbroken string of lopsided, annihilating victories. That's not to say that I still don't think Nelson was about three hotdogs shy of a picnic, at times.
The economic problems when Lewrie got home were true. Taxes were high, wages had not kept pace, the Industrial Revolution had been jump-started by the need for mountains of war materiel. Almost overnight, a tranquil, pastoral, rural England was ripped from its doldrums into the Steam and Machine Age, and with Enclosure Acts stealing poor crofters' common lands drove a horde of displaced farm workers into the cities and manufacturies. Later, this exodus would give rise to the squalor, wage slavery, oppressive day-labourer poverty, and other evils resulting that Dickens wrote of in his condemning novels of the 1840s and 1850s.
With all this upheaval, following democratic revolutions in the former American Colonies and the republican revolt in France, and now being exported by force-of-arms by French conquests to the rest of Europe (mostly welcomed in the beginning by the Common People who got conquered!) it was no wonder that England and the British Isles looked more than ready for a social explosion from the bottom up!
The only people who could vote were those who earned, or owned property worth, Ј100 per annum. In some 'Rotten Boroughs,' and in more than a few normal, the number of voters were as few as thirty, perhaps twelve, or a mere three or five! The power-holding voters elected their own kind-the educated, land-holding, well-to-do, even the titled, or the sons and son-in-laws of such, who were easily controlled. The so-called House of Commons was hardly representative of the vast bulk of voteless commoners back then; though there were some progressive New Men who championed commoners' rights, such as Sir Samuel Whitbread, 'the Ale King'-who was rumoured to have been seen conferring with some mutineers near the Nore in the beginning!
There was already an uprising in Ireland, without the expected French arms and troops, and Anglo-Irish tenant landlords, overseers for the absentee landlords (such as Proteus's first captain), and Protestants were being burned out or 'refugeed' to Dublin. The 'Houghers' and the White Boys that Furfy and Desmond mentioned were irregular partisans (pre-IRA) who punished the rich, oppressive, and uncaring; burning, plundering, and ham-stringing (houghing) livestock. British troops and Anglo-Irish militia units quite gleefully returned the favour all over the countryside. The Irish language, music, legends, dances, and the Catholic religion were banned; their bards, priests, teachers, and leaders reduced to being homeless 'hedge-folk,' liable to arrest, hanging, prison terms, or transportation for life overseas. All while the songs and stories of Ossian and O'Carolan were madly popular with the English! Great stuff for making the British Isles feel special, and different from 'feelthy frog-eatin' Frenchies'-but not good enough for their original owners, the Irish and the Scots!
Binns, Thelwall, Place, Priestley, and Thomas Paine (now exiled in France!) were merely a few of the influential men who spoke and wrote for more freedoms, and were harried by the Crown, every meeting broken up by hired government mobs ordered by Tory government ministers like Pitt and Dundas, and prosecuted by the Duke of Portland. Men like the poet Samuel Coleridge, a huge admirer of the American and French Revolutions, saw which way the wind was blowing and ducked for cover- silenced and intimidated. Reformation of politics wasn't fashionable any longer-and was too dangerous for dilettantes.
