Sea of Grey

'Half the damned day we've chased this silly clown, and it is only now he has wit t'recall he's a Yankee, that we're almost allies?'

Proteus would pass within an hundred yards of the schooner, and would spurt past her rapidly, with all her top-hamper still drawing, t'gallants, royals, and stuns'ls rigged on the windward yards; all that sail blanketing what wind the schooner could receive in her lee.

'Christ, it'll take an hour t'work back to her!' he growled.

He took Langlie's brass speaking-trumpet and crossed to the lee rails to speak her whilst he could, before they left her in their dust!

'Who the hell are you?' Lewrie ungraciously bellowed.

'United States Treasury Department cutter, the Trumbull!' came the thin reply. 'Lieutenant Gordon, master! And you?'

'You bloody idiot! This is His Brittanic Majesty's frigate, Proteus… Captain Lewrie, commanding. You'd think you could've-'

But they were past by then, surging along at better than ten or eleven knots.

'Mister Langlie, get way off her,' Lewrie snarled, turning inboard. 'Strip us down to all plain sail. Then we'll wear down below her, tack and round up windward of her. I've a bone t'pick with that… that…! Mister Wyman… Mister Catterall! Worm out your shot and charges, and secure from Quarters! Goddammit!'

He'd wasted most a day's sail chasing a pluperfect fool! Even worse, he'd been made to look the fool before his officers and men!

'And Mister Langlie?' Lewrie fumed, glowering.

'Aye, sir?'

'Whilst we perform all those evolutions in plain sight of that Yankee Doodle, I'll want everything done to a very salty Tee!'

'All hands! All hands!' Lieutenant Langlie bawled, accepting his trumpet back and turning away to hide in furious activity.

As topmen raced aloft to fist and fight canvas, to haul in and reduce sail, deflate the set of the stuns'ls, clew them to the booms and haul them in along the permanent yards, Proteus slowed and soughed into the brilliant tropic waters, sighing and groaning as her timbers resettled, like a racehorse taking a cool-down lap round the turf.

Minutes later, the royals were furled, gasketed, and the thin yards lowered to the cross-trees, the t'gallants two-reefed, and hands piped to Stations to Wear. The schooner was by then at least four or five miles astern, plodding along somewhat like an ignored hound under plain sail, as if unsure of following its master all the way to the end of the drive. She continued to plod while Proteus wore downwind, took the Trades on her larboard side for the first time in weeks, and began to 'reach' back across the wind on an opposing course, about two cables below the schooner.

'Mister Adair, assumin' this slack-jawed Yankee can actually be able to read, do you hoist 'Take Station In My Lee,' ' Lewrie sneered.

'Aye aye, sir.'

'I'll put her off our larboard quarters before we tack, sir?' Lt. Langlie asked, hands behind his back, where, Lewrie strongly suspected, he still had his fingers crossed for luck.

'Too bad we can't shave his transom, Mister Langlie. By the by. A creditable showing for our erstwhile allies… so far, that is.'

'Uhm, thankee kindly, sir,' Langlie replied with a gladsome grin… though tempered with a First Officer's usual quick moue for all the things that could yet go 'smash,' and at the very worst possible time.

'At your discretion, Mister Langlie.'

'She replies 'Affirmative,' sir,' Midshipman Adair announced.

The schooner began to fall off the wind, all but pointing her bowsprit and jib-boom at Proteus's midships!

'Damn him, I didn't mean come under my lee right bloody now' Lewrie barked. 'Wait 'til she she's well off our larboard quarters before we tack, Mister Langlie. A longer board close-hauled before the tack, as well. Mister Adair, haul that signal down. Hoist 'Hold Course.' '

Aye, sir!

The schooner dithered, swinging back to abeam the Trades, while Proteus surged past once more, rapidly falling astern.

'Safe enough, now, I should think, Mister Langlie.'

'Aye, sir. All hands… Stations for Stays!'

Proteus swung up onto the wind, close-hauled and heading to East Sou'east, her hands freeing braces, tacks, and sheets. Langlie left it for a long moment, rocking upward on the balls of his booted feet before opening his mouth to shout through the speaking-trumpet.

'Quartermaster, ease down the helm. Ready, ready!' Lt. Langlie cried, waiting, turning and swivelling about, eyes everywhere for this maneuevre. 'Helm's alee… rise, tacks and sheets!'

HMS Proteus, for all her length and tonnage, was a lively one, and she came up to the wind briskly, jibs clattering, the spanker aft eased amidships and driving, the foretops'l flat a'back, swinging easily until… 'Haul taut! Now, mains'l haul!' and she was across the eye of the wind, the deck swaying upright, then canting leeward, yards swinging, blocks clanging, and canvas rattling like musketry.

'Stars above, if he hasn't come up close-hauled!' the Sailing Master Mr. Winwood exclaimed, coming as close to blasphemy as that good man might ever dare.

Lewrie spun about to glare at the Yankee schooner, chilling, as the thought struck him that, were she truly a French privateer that had captured a set of private signals, now would be the very best time to fire, with Proteus and her crew still all sixes-and-sevens, everything in the running rigging still free, her guns unloaded, run in, and bowsed snug to the bulwarks! Even a puny broadside of pop-guns could confuse the crew, turn their tack into a bloody shambles, whilst a bold French privateersman could swing up to windward-like the schooner was doing!-and scamper full-and-by to weather, pointing higher than ever a square-rigged frigate could attain, into the open, empty seas east of Barbuda, giving them a Gallic horselaugh, and with a tale to gasconade about the entire Caribbean!

No, Lewrie took note; Proteus had completed her tack, and would block this so-called Treasury Department cutter on her present course. ' Course, does she hold her course, she'll ram us! he thought; I don't see more'n thirty hands, all told, and all o' them hangin' in her riggin' for agood look-see!

'Very good, Mister Langlie. Now, stand aloof of that hen-head, 'til we may cock up into the wind and fetch-to. Mister Adair?' Lewrie bawled.

Aye, sir?

'A second hoist, young sir. Tell that aimless bastard to 'Fetch To.' Leave 'Come Under My Lee' flyin'. Is God merciful, even he might get our intent. Then, should he actually fetch-to in our lee, I will wish you to lower both of those, and hoist 'Captain Repair On Board.' Smartly, now… go!'

Again, like a hound warned away from the promise of fresh meat when a hog was slaughtered in the barnyard, the schooner shied off the wind to roughly abeam, leaving a thankful gap between them and ending the imminent threat of collision, as Proteus began the evolution for fetching-to, with some sails still drawing on starboard tack, driving forward, and others backed to snub her progress.

'Gad, quite the quadrille we're dancin' with 'em, hey, Mister Winwood?' Lt. Catterall said as he ascended the lee ladder from below. 'Thought we would do 'swing your lady,' the rest of the afternoon!'

'Mmmmmm!' Lewrie harumphed quite pointedly, though he felt like growling at him.

'Though, they aren't quite fetched-to, yet,' Mr. Winwood noted.

'Save us a spot o' bother, that,' Catterall breezed blithely on. 'And give them a shorter row.'

'And us with more rigging and sail aloft, with more freeboard, we'll drift right down aboard her, if this fellow don't…' Winwood began to fret.

'I'll skin the bastard, swear it! That cack-handed, whip-jack, cunny-thumbed