Sea of Grey

gravelled from behind his desk, face as frownish as a stout bulldog's, 'rash, intemperate, self-centred, obstreperous, and nearly insubordinate! Ah, but you will have your own way, go your own way, orders bedamned, will you not?'

'I consider that an unfair characterisation, sir,' Lewrie told him, as reasonably and as moderately as he could.

'I decide how you are characterised, sir!' Sir Edward had barked in full dyspepsia. 'I'm also aware of your foolhardiness over this 'indirect' gunfire support. Good God, man, you could have killed half our own soldiers!'

'But I didn't, sir! General Sir Harold Lamb was most appreciative of it. He sent Admiral Parker a letter about it, I have a copy of it,' Lewrie had shot back, unable to stifle his combative nature in the face of an injustice to his repute. 'Captain Blaylock of Halifax seemed eager to emulate our work, next morning. Did he, sir?' Lewrie asked, 'Did he kill anyone from our side when he took my anchorage, sir?'

'No, he did not,' Sir Edward had truculently admitted, 'but he only fired a few rounds before our troops, re- enforced by the regiments he landed, retook enough of their old perimeter beyond the range of his carronades. Poor Blaylock… lost his First Lieutenant, Duncan, along with three seamen. Shot from ambush, Captain Lewrie, by sneaking, low-down skulkers! Bad as 'Jonathon' riflemen! Officers deliberately targeted, bah!'

Poor Duncan, Lewrie thought, feeling fey and queasy; knew Iwas talkin ' to a dead man, last time I saw him! Price you pay, when you go huntin' fame and glory.

'My condolences, sir, but I lost two midshipmen under much the same circumstances,' Lewrie had replied.

'And a damn' good reason never to engage in such hare-brained idiocy,' Sir Edward had glowered. 'Only a perfect lunatic'd dare it, Captain Lewrie… someone daft as you, I dare say. Aye, we received Sir Harold's letter, but he's a bloody soldier, so what does he know of things? Both Admiral Parker and I concur in deeming your experiment a mad-hatter exercise, and are considering sending a letter of censure to Admiralty. Unless you are thinking of ever doing it again, hmmm?'

Things had gone downhill from there.

No, the ships of the line needed every fit sailor they had, to work them North, so Proteus could not have a one of them. Sir Edward feared

that, with the Fleet so reduced by fevers already, sending him healthy men would be 'good money after bad,' since Proteus was still a raging pest-house, where valuable hands would quickly sicken and die.

And no, neither the shore hospitals nor the other vessels could at present spare a Warrant Surgeon to replace poor Mr. Shirley; with so many ill to tend no Surgeon's Mates were available, either. So Lewrie would have to 'soldier on' short-handed.

No, the cost of citron oil and candles could not be reimbursed from Admiralty funds; did Captain Lewrie wish his ship to 'smell' nice and cover the funk of vomit, that was his own lookout and the costs could come from his own pocket.

'Sir, here's my report on how Surgeon's Mate Durant reduced the rate of infection by the use of citron oil, much like the purchase of fresh fruit eliminates scurvy, which is covered by Admiralty-'

'Well, if your rate of new infection is dropping so precipitously,' Sir Edward had haughtily sniffed, 'you really do not have need of a Surgeon or extra Surgeon's Mate, do you?'

'I still have fourty hands sick, and they need care, sir! With so many so weak, on light duties, barely able to rise from their beds, sir…'

'Then you may remain in harbour 'til they're well, and take joy of the port, sir.' Sir Edward had chuckled over the rim of a glass of claret. 'Though, with your crew still infectious, there will be no more shore liberty, you understand. Might not even be able to fetch off the bum-boatmen and their doxies 'til your diseases have passed and gone.' Oh, but he'd enjoyed ordering that! 'You will not place your ship 'Out of Discipline,' therefore. Do you wish, as I gather you do, to amuse yourself ashore-you and your officers-liberty will be allowed to you and them, of course.'

Sir Edward had had himself a hearty simper over that'un, as if gossip about Lewrie's personal life had made its way as far as the West Indies, at last.

'Speaking of officers, sir,' Lewrie had said, leaping for the opportunity and letting the slur slide off his back like water off a duck's, 'I am one Commission Officer and two Midshipmen short.'

Sir Edward had gotten a crafty look, had simpered and chuckled to himself a tad, as if contemplating which of his many lieutenants on the West Indies Station was possibly the most despised and useless to the Fleet… whom he could lumber on Lewrie.

Lewrie had realised that Sir Edward would rather prefer to deny him everything, but that was too blatant an act of prejudice, one that could be documented and complained about to officials in London. And, sure that Sir Edward was a top-lofty prig, who would have no use for a Midshipman come from the lower deck, up 'through the hawsehole,' he'd further said, 'I s'pose I could promote a pair of Quartermaster's Mates or a pair of literate seamen as acting Midshipmen, sir, but…' he winced, as if the very idea was disgusting to him as well.

'No, no,' Sir Edward had countered at once, waving off the idea and sloshing a few drops of wine over the papers on his desk. 'Better I send a brace of young gentlemen aboard your ship… along with a new officer, your lingering maladies notwithstanding. I'll think of someone… promising and aspiring.' Then he'd gotten a fresh sly look.

That had almost put a cold chill down Lewrie's spine, sure that Captain Sir Edward Charles would saddle him with his very best slack-wits, drunks, or droolers.

'But you cannot spare a Surgeon or Surgeon's Mate, sir?' Lewrie had queried, as if it were inexplicable to him.

'With hundreds-nay, thousands-more sick or dying, sir? I think not!' Sir Edward had harrumphed. 'You must do your best with what you have in that regard, for I cannot spare anyone.'

'Very well, sir. And once Proteus is pronounced clean of disease once more, may I have your permission to hold recruiting 'rondys' ashore, sir?

'But of course, Captain Lewrie,' Sir Edward most grudgingly allowed, knowing that the first sign of a press gang or recruiting party setting foot ashore would stampede every able-bodied male on Jamaica to the hills, the threat of death at the hands of the Maroons, bedamned!

'Once manned close to requirements, sir, what would be my orders after that?' Lewrie had pressed.

'Why, put back to sea to patrol, Captain Lewrie.' Sir Edward had come nigh to sneering. 'Admiral Parker and I will remain here through hurricane season. I think a close patrol of Hispaniola… both the French

half which we just abandoned as well as the Spanish half-you do recall we're still at war with the Dons, do you not? That'd suit quite admirably. Since you have trouble following orders, perhaps a roving commission, 'til you run out of rations, would do quite well. Time apart, to ponder your… faults.'

' 'Out of sight, out of mind,' sir?' Lewrie had dared say.

'Completely out of mind and sight, Lewrie. Completely!'

'Very good, sir.'

Lewrie loafed on the quarterdeck, under a vast sailcloth awning stretched beam-to-beam to provide a welcome bit of shade and cool dimness. For some reason, the awning seemed to create a breezeway that drew zephyrs beneath it, the way a tent never would. The awning trapped the smell of tar and citron-oil pots, now 'doctored' with liberal doses of ground sulfur to 'improve' their efficacy, but that was a small price to pay for a breeze to chill the sweat on his shirt and 'ice' him down in the process.

Despite the many ill, ship-work continued; stays still had to be tensioned, worn running-rigging still had to be spliced, rerove, or replaced; sails still had to be hung and dried to prevent mildew, and the Sailmaker still had to sew and patch. Emptied kegs still had to be undone and the staves bound up for re-use; decks still had to be scrubbed and washed, laundry still had to be aired, along with bedding, from the gun-deck sleeping quarters, and most certainly from the sick bay. His crew, those of them still on their pins, were having a 'make and mend' day,