his side. Under the circumstances, perhaps horrid, devious, and brutal aid was just what was needed!
'Besides…' Twigg simpered again. 'Watching you twist about in the wind is devilish-amusing… now and then. Eat up, man! Your food's going cold, and 'tis too tasty to go to waste. More wine? See to him, Ajit
Suddenly in a much better mood, Lewrie accepted more piping-hot rice, more yogurt gravy, more slices of meat, and began to eat, about to rave over the exotic, long-missed, flavours, 'til…
'How to achieve that aim, though… aye, there's the rub,' Mr. Twigg mused over new-steepled fingers, with his fierce hatchet face in a daunting scowl. 'Stealing those slaves and making sailors out of 'em rather
'You mentioned that Sir Malcolm Shockley might be of some help, sir?' Lewrie dared to suggest, with curry sauce tingling his lips.
'Aye, Shockley. He
'Fox, perhaps, sir?' Lewrie chimed in, hopefully
'The Great Commoner?' Twigg sneered. 'Following the Spithead and the Nore naval mutinies, the Prime Minister, Pitt the Younger, and the Tories crushed the man. I fear that the formerly-esteemed Charles James Fox is as powerless as a parish pensioner… and has about as many friends. That will be a real problem for you, for most of those who revile the institution of slavery are the same ones who spoke out so openly in praise of the French Revolution in
the late '80s… men like Jeremy Bentham, Doctor Joseph Priestley, Wedgwood, the pottery fellow, Boulton and Watt, the steam-engine men, and the light-headed scribblers such as Blake and Coleridge… even Robert Burns, come to think of it. All the so-called Progressives, what? They run with the same pack. Still, that was ten years ago, and memories fade. No one got round to hanging
'But, that was before the Frogs lopped off King Louis's head,' Lewrie sourly observed.
'Well, that changed everything… but for the
'And don't most martyrs end up
'Well, of course they do, Lewrie! Can't have martyrs without a good bonfire, and shrieks of agony!' Twigg chortled. 'What we need is the subtile back-gate approach, else the pro-slavery colonial and shipping interests in Parliament
Over the years, maypoles and dancing about them had been banned, village football and Sunday cricket had all but disappeared; good old Church Ales were completely gone. Fairs, bear-baiting, dog- and cock-fighting, throwing at cocks, greased-goose pulls, beating the bounds (and springtime beating of boys to keep them honest!), pig- racing, and all sorts of light-hearted amusements had been done away with, which had reputedly led Mrs. Hannah More to declare that sooner or later, all that would be left would be the new-fangled Sunday schools, and that the people of England 'would have nothing else to look at but ourselves'!
Why, by now, the reformers might've even done away with fox-hunting and steeplechasing! Damn 'em. Newly- rich
'Such flam,' Lewrie muttered. 'Bentham, Fry, those sort. That writer, Macauley, and Wilberforce and the Evangelical Society, they're all of a piece, Mister Twigg. Are you
'Sarah Trimmer, don't forget,' Twigg added. 'She who thinks our old fairy tales too indecent for today's children. 'Dick Whittington's Cat' leads the poor to aspire above their proper stations, for instance. 'Cinderella,' which my granddaughter adores, by the way, is too harsh on step-mothers and step-sisters. To Trimmer's lights, we need tales more
'It's the war, I suppose,' Twigg continued, after a moment of gloom. 'You were in England during the naval mutinies, which, for a time, looked to become a nationwide Levellers' rebellion that might've overthrown Crown, Parliament, and the Established Church, to boot! In dread of the French revolutionary Terror being replicated
'Thankfully, however,' Twigg said with a sardonically amused leer, 'our earnest reformers wish to do their chiefest work among our semi-savage
'Uhm, aye… but!' Lewrie replied, impatient with the niceties. 'Let
'You are surely 'done for' do they
'Well…' Lewrie said after a deep breath, shrugging without a single clue. 'Damn my eyes.'
'Exactly,' Twigg said with a sage simper. 'How was the ride up from
London?'
'Just bloody lovely!' Lewrie snapped. 'Bucolic, and…' 'I meant the state of the
'Do you really think we'll be able to…?' Lewrie asked in awe of Twigg's alacrity, and in great relief that, dubious as he was, there was
'Hope springs eternal… all that,' Twigg responded, roughly shovelling in a last bite or two, taking a last sip or two of wine.