watching. He shook himself back to reality, bent down to pick up his hat and stool, and saw the now-drawn stage drapes nigh-churning with a struggle behind them.
As he headed for the piers and his waiting gig, taking
A most enjoyable time was had by all!
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
'Enter,' Lewrie bade, interrupting his breakfast in the dining-coach and rising to his feet, almost wincing with dread anticipation of what report Lt. Lang-lie might make; he had already gotten a letter from HMS
Lt. Anthony Langlie stepped through the door into Lewrie's forward cabins, 'twixt the dining-coach to larboard and the chart-space to starboard, cocked hat under one arm, and a rolled-up set of papers in his free hand. Toulon and Chalky, who had been breakfasting on the fresh bacon bought ashore, raised their tails and tricky-trotted over from their dishes to greet him, as was their usual wont, for Langlie was always good for a kind word and a skritch. They were disappointed, though, for Langlie paced right past them, for a rare once, to attend to the grim matter at hand.
'Coffee, Mister Langlie?' Lewrie offered, dabbing at his mouth with a fresh napkin. 'Buttered toast and jam, too, perhaps?'
'Ehm… the coffee'd be welcome, sir, thankee,' Langlie said, a frown upon his usually-placid and (some said) handsome features.
'Sit ye down, then, sir. Aspinall? Coffee for the First Officer, and a refill for me,' Lewrie directed. Aspinall fetched a fresh cup and saucer, his battered black pot, and did the honours, before, at his captain's firm nod, retreating back into his tiny pantry abaft the chart-space. 'Well then, Mister Langlie… just how large a pack of sinners are we?' Lewrie finally asked.
'Ehm…' Langlie commented with a sigh, unrolling his reports. 'A total of twenty-two hands on report, sir. I comfort myself with the fact that
'To paraphrase those Americans with whom we cooperated in the Caribbean, Mister Langlie,' Lewrie stuck in with a scowl, ' 'when the captain ain't comforted, ain't
'Aye, sir. Ahh…' Langlie sadly replied. After one sip from his sugared and goat-milked cup of coffee, he referred to his papers. 'First off, I suppose, there was the 'zebra' race, though that Mister Wigmore's made no formal complaint about the ah… borrowing of his beasts, or the condition in which they were returned. It
'Could've been worse, Mister Langlie,' Lewrie opined. 'Might have been camels, not…'
'The camels put them right off, sir,' Langlie told him. 'All that biting, bawling, and spitting green goo. In point of fact, one could hold Wigmore partially at fault for allowing our Black hands to mount them at all.'
Some of their 'liberated' Jamaican Blacks, Landsmen or Ordinary Seamen, had been allowed to view the circus's menagerie in their pens down by the piers where they'd been kept after the last circus performance, prior to re-loading aboard
They had been highly displeased to find that the 'zebras' were only tarted-up donkeys, whose 'cosmetics' stained their cleanest shoregoing uniforms. Equally displeasing was their discovery that, having been born Black African, they had no more innate 'zebramanship' skills than your run-of-the-mill drunken tar. The race had been a shambling, short-tacking disaster, and, once at the distant tavern, they had taken a peevish load of ale aboard themselves, and gotten the
'And what's this about stolen azaleas, roses, and a…
'Well, that was mostly our Irish hands' doing, sir,' Langlie informed him with a grunt of obvious distress. 'Furfy, Desmond, some of the other lads. Once I got
'Ehm… I gather they'd have gone either side of both entry-ports, the quarterdeck and foc's'le ladderways, and… your door, sir. Decorative door-stoop flowers,' Langlie lamely confessed.
'But, the island governor's
'Ahern was especially covetous of the roses, sir,' Lt. Langlie morosely commented. He'd been up all night, from the first alert he'd gotten from the garrison's Officer of the Guard, and was, by now, much the worse for wear. 'His old grannie was a herbalist healer, or so he says, and highly recommended rose
'The
'The tree, aye, sir,' Langlie said with a put-upon sigh. 'Furfy clapped eyes on it, and
'And was it?' Lewrie asked, most dubiously.
'I rather doubt it, sir,' Langlie replied with a brief grin on his phyz. 'It was a twenty-foot Chinese magnolia. Furfy said, though, that it'd look grand forrud of the roundhouse. Give shelter and shade for hands at the beakhead rails, and the 'seats of ease'? It
'Mine arse on a band-box!' Lewrie attempted to growl, picturing it in his mind's eye. The only scene he could conjure up was a horde of tars dancing and weaving ribbons 'round a mobile May Pole. He used his napkin to