'Oh, indeed, sir!' Lewrie told him.
Capt. Cheatham was all ears to hear the nature of the various fortifications, nodding eagerly as an old cavalry mount might when the bugle notes of 'Form Ranks by Squadrons' sounded.
'Just as well Lord Boxham's seventy-four gunners will only make a noisy demonstration, Captain Lewrie,' Cheatham finally said. 'Sand, earth, and log ramparts, built low, with gun embrasures protected with gabions, 'til ready to be run out, are almost impossible to defeat. As the palmetto log and sand fortification at Charleston, South Carolina, defeated us… Fort Moultrie, aye. When I was a lad, a lowly Lieutenant 'board a Third Rate, in the first year of the American Revolution, we sailed in, expecting to sweep all aside and take the city, one of the richest ports in America, but Fort Moultrie, constructed as it was, simply swallowed everything we fired at it for most of a day, and was mostly undamaged when we'd run out of shot and powder, and had to sail away with our tails 'tween our legs. When may we begin, sir?'
'Well…,' Lewrie hedged. 'That'd be up to Rear-Admiral Lord Boxham, sir, for he's not seen a bit of this yet, Captain Cheatham.'
'I'll see to that, no fear,' Ayscough assured them, eager for a chance to do something other than cruise and plod.
'He'll surely ask what gems of intelligence lead me to assume it'll work, Commodore Ayscough,' Lewrie had to impart. 'And… I still don't possess
'Ahem,' Ayscough soured. 'Indeed,' he added, frowning; giving Lewrie the sort of look a drunken, blank- minded student who'd flubbed his walking-out recitations might get from the aforesaid hopeful tutor.
'I'm told encouraging things by one of my principal informants, sir, bleaker tidings by the other, and frankly, I'm not sure which of 'em to believe,' Lewrie had to admit. 'After the wooding, watering, and massacre, most of the fishermen have turned surly on us. After the second incident, surly turned to hatred, and even our ships longest on-station… Commanders Kenyon and Hogue, and our Lieutenants' commands, can't get a kind word from the Frogs who seemed the friendliest, and most informative.
'They've become uncooperative, even when it comes to selling us victuals and wines, sirs,' Lewrie bemoaned. 'Nothing is available, of a sudden, or if it is, the price has climbed higher than that fellow's, Montgolfier's, hot-air balloon. Best make the best of your sheep, sir, for I fear we'll not see its like anytime soon.'
'And, 'til you discover which of them is truthful, your planned operation cannot be advanced, Captain Lewrie?' Capt. Cheatham asked.
'No sir, it can't,' Lewrie confessed. Going even further, he also said, 'Now, were one of our Foreign Office agents here, one experienced at sifting truth from fiction, and able to see through the duplicity of the French, well… frankly, I feel a tad out of my depth, Captain Cheatham.'
'Well, damme,' Ayscough gravelled, slumping in his chair, and profoundly disappointed by the situation; looking askance at his 'star pupil,' too, as if profoundly let down by him, as well.
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
After dining aboard HMS
Lewrie sat at his desk in his day-cabin as HMS
Pre-dawn was always the preferred choice for attacks; that, or the wee hours of the night, was there enough of a moon to prevent confusion and dread among one's own forces. Low tide for a firm beach on which to ground, or high tide, so the ships' boats had a shorter row, less time for the enemy to react, and fetch the supporting warships' guns into closer range? Which, which,
'A last matter, Lewrie,' Commodore Ayscough had imparted, after Capt. Cheatham had departed for his own ship. 'Commander Kenyon sent me report of your most recent action, and I must tell you that he is…
'I
'But, was there some incident in your past with him, Lewrie?'
'He thought me dishonourable, once,' Lewrie had weaseled. 'Lured a Frog privateer close aboard by pretending to strike, then firing upon them, and setting them on fire with fire arrows. Kenyon was down with the Yellow Jack, as was half our crew, and it was our only chance. We re-hoisted colours a second before we opened, sir, burned her to her waterline, and saved our important passengers, secret despatches, and our lives. I s'pose he's resented me since, though I've quite put it out of my
'Plausible,' Ayscough decided, stroking his chin while they stood on the starboard gangway, waiting for Lewrie's boat to arrive. 'I must confess, I've had my doubts of the man ever since he arrived on-station, Lewrie. Drinks far too much… slovenly in his personal habits. Uhm… the one time I was aboard
'Well, perhaps some of his killed or wounded were better-dressed, sir,' Lewrie suggested with a bland face, 'his favourites.'
'Good God, you're not suggesting…!' Ayscough had blanched.
'Have no idea, sir,' Lewrie had told him, hoping that Ayscough might figure it out on his own, without having to recount what he had witnessed all those years ago,… which
Lewrie rolled his shoulders and leaned his head far back to ease the onset of a crick, before forcing his attention back to the charts and tables.
'Don't have a bloody