“When I rolled out from under the car and started running, her and ole Wendle yelling at my back, I knew right then and there that things between us were over.”
“Does sound kind of past the patching stage,” I said.
“Well… I ruined that sucker’s pants.”
We put the goodies in Bob’s truck, drove over to Buddy’s Fill-up to get gas and some ice for our beer chest.
While we were there, I went to the bathroom to take a leak and Bob joined me at the urinal. The two caballeros.
The place was really nasty, smelled awful. The urinal was stopped up with candy wrappers and some things I didn’t want to examine too closely, lest I identify them. Over in one corner was a mashed item I hoped was a Baby Ruth.
Most of the graffiti were illiterate and the artist who had drawn naked women on the walls seemed to lack acquaintance with human anatomy. My dad told me his generation learned a lot about sex from writings and drawings on bathroom walls. I hoped to goodness our generation was getting its information from better sources.
“Nice place, ain’t it?” Bob said.
“Maybe we ought to bring us some dates in here.”
“We could sit on the commodes and talk.”
“Bring in some dip and stuff.”
“Have some of them little sausages wrapped in bread with toothpicks through them.”
“Serious now,” I said. “How are you making it?”
“Good enough. Splashed a little on my boots is all. But I ain’t having a good enough time to stick around when I finish. Kind of stinks. How about you? What are your plans?”
“That’s funny, Bob.”
“Okay, I’m doing fine. She was just some ole gal. You worry about other people too much. Me included.”
“Yeah, I’m a regular bleeding heart.”
“Well, you are… but, yeah, I’m okay. I’m going to miss her some.”
“There’s nothing to miss, Bob.”
“I don’t know. Them tits were sure nice and warm.”
Randy was leaning on the truck when we came out.
“I was about to organize a search party,” he said.
“Well,” Bob said, “we got to talking, you know, and damn if we don’t have all kinds of things in common.”
“Yeah,” I said. “You just wouldn’t believe.”
Randy rolled his eyes. “How about we get in the truck?”
We drove over to Larry’s Garage, got there fifteen minutes early, but Willard was out front, smoking a cigarette, the damn thing hanging off his lip like a leech. His long hair was clean and combed back and he wore a black T-shirt with a cigarette pack stuck under one short sleeve. He had a faded blue-jean jacket tossed over one shoulder. He looked like he was waiting for someone to come along so he could mug them.
He strolled over to the truck. “Ready?”
“We’re always ready,” Bob said.
“You look ready,” Willard said. “What happened to your eye?”
“A truck named Wendle Benbaker.”
“Get in,” I said, “and he’ll tell you how he ruined Wendle’s pants, and how to hide from him under a muffler.”
Randy got out of the truck and made Willard take his place at shotgun. He went around to ride in the back, carrying a Fangoria with him to read.
“He’s a nice little guy,” Willard said when he was seated, his arm hanging out the window.
“That’s the truth,” Bob said, cranked the truck and drove on out of town. As we went, I took the whole place in, noticed for the first time some houses and stores I had looked at before, but hadn’t really seen. We drove down the main drag, past the university that I planned to attend, past the big pines that were slowly being thinned by idiots with no concept of city planning but a firm grasp on the concept of greed; drove past the stinking chicken plant and the plywood plant and the aluminum-chair factory, which Willard saluted with an upward push of his middle finger; drove on out of there with me photographing it all in my mind, perhaps sensing somehow it was for the last time.
5
It didn’t seem like a night for horrors. Least not the real kind.
It was cool and pleasant. We got there a little later than usual due to some bad traffic. Quite a line had formed. You could see the Orbit’s Saturn symbol spinning blue and silver against the night.
“I’ll be damned,” Willard said.
“We’ll all be if we don’t change our ways,” Bob said.
“Wait until you see the inside,” I said.
We moved up in line, finally drove by the outdoor marquee. It listed I Dismember Mama, The Evil Dead, Night of the Living Dead, The Toolbox Murders and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Inside, the big party had already started. There were lawn chairs planted in the backs of pickups, and folks planted in the chairs. There were people on the hoods and tops of their cars. Punkers. Aging hippies. Conservative types. Fraternity and sorority kids. Families. Cowboys and cowgirls with beer cans growing out of their fists. Barbecue grills sputtered away, lifting sweet smoke into the fine Texas sky. Tape decks whined in conflict of one another. A few lovers on blankets were so hot at it, Willard suggested that they should charge admission. Cars rocked in spastic rhythm to the sexual gyrations of unbridled youth. Someone somewhere called someone a sonofabitch. Other people yelled things we couldn’t understand. Bikini-clad women walked by. People in monster suits walked by. Sometimes young men in monster suits chased the bikini-clad women by. Dogs, let out of their owners’ cars to do their business, pissed on tires or left deposits of another nature in the vicinity.
And, most important, of course, there was the screen.
One of six, it stood stark-white against a jet-black sky, a six-story portal into another dimension.
We tried to get as close as we could, but most of the front rows were taken. We ended up in the middle of a rear row.
We got the lawn chairs out, the goodies. Bob and I went to the concession stand and bought some bloody corn for all of us, and by the time we got back with it, the sleaze classic I Dismember Mama had started.
We rolled through that one, drinking, eating, laughing, shouting at the gory spots, and finally The Toolbox Murders came on, and it was halfway through that one that it happened.
I don’t remember any great change in the atmosphere, anything like that. Everything was normal-for the Orbit. Sights, sounds and smells as they ought to be. The bloody corn was gone, so were several Cokes, and Bob and Willard had made good work of the beers. We were about a third of the way through a bag of chocolate cookies. Cameron Mitchell had just opened his ominous box of tools to take out an industrial nailer, as he had designs to use the wicked instrument on a young lady he’d been spying on in the shower, and we were ready, hoping as much for blatant nudity as celluloid gore, when
– there was light.
It was a light so bright and crimson, the images on the screen paled, then faded.
We looked up.
The source of the light was a monstrous red comet, or meteor, hurtling directly toward us. The night sky and stars around it were consumed by its light, and the thing filled our vision. The rays from the object felt soft and liquid, like being bathed in warm milk and honey.
Collision with the drive-in seemed imminent. My life didn’t pass before my eyes, but I thought suddenly of
