'Anybody here?' Lucas yelled as they reached a two-story building that looked like a knock shop. Camp pushed open the door. The parlor was empty, a table knocked over, playing cards spread across the floor. A piano sat in one corner, with a cracked mug on top.
They went inside, and Lucas yelled again. The only answer was the creaking of wood as a sunset wind arose. 'Thought you said blokes was here,' Lucas said.
'Said I heared it. Hearing and knowing is different things.'
Camp walked around the bar and knocked on one of the wooden kegs that lined the shelf. 'They left some grog.'
He grabbed a mug and drew it full. In the fading light, the lager looked like piss, flat and cloudy. Camp wrinkled his nose and took a drink without bothering to remove his chaw. He swished the ale around and swallowed.
'Any good?' Lucas asked, eyeing the stairs, expecting some grazed-over jackaroo to come stumbling down the stairs with his pants around his ankles.
'Nope,' said Camp, but he quickly drained the rest of his glass and refilled it.
Lucas pulled a stool out from the bar and sat down. He thought about trying the ale, but decided against it. Night was nearly here, and he didn't want to be slowed down by drunkenness. 'What do we do for a bite?'
'Well, we can't eat no mutton, that's for damned sure.'
'I've been eating kangaroo. Hasn't karked me yet, but I used up the last of it a couple of days ago. Thought about killing a rabbit, but it's hard to bang one with a pistol.'
'How do you know rabbits don't got it, same as the sheep?'
'Rabbits haven't been eating people.'
'Least as far as you know.'
Lucas had to nod in agreement.
Camp gulped down another mugful and wiped his mouth on his sleeve. 'Nearly time.'
Lucas nodded again. 'Saw a general store up the street. Might have some rifles and ammo.'
Camp pulled another ale, the yeasty stench filling the room. Or maybe it was Camp himself that stank. 'You go ahead. I'm aiming to knock back one or two more, to get my nerve up.'
Lucas got off the stool and went outside, pausing on the porch to make sure no sheep had strayed from the herd. The sun was almost gone now, the west streaked with purple and pink rags. It had been three weeks since Lucas had last watched a sunset without dread crawling through his bones. Three weeks since a sheep was just a sheep. Things go full-on berko real fast.
He went up the street, his hand on the butt of his revolver. Something rustled in an alley to his left. He spun and drew, his hand trembling. A crumpled hat blew out into the street. He sagged in relief.
He shook like a blue-assed fly in a windstorm. He pulled the brim of his hat low over his eyes, glad no one was around to see him like this. Word got around fast when a fellow broke down.
A small rise of land to the left was bathed in the dying sunlight. A few wooden crosses still stood askew, but the picket fence marking off the cemetery had been trampled into ruin. Wadanetta's boneyard had been plowed up by gut-hungry sheep. Lucas pictured a whole herd of them, pawing and snorting to bust into those pine boxes and get at the goods inside.
He hurried to the general store. It was just as desolate as the knock shop had been. Cobwebs hung on the shelves, but he found a few blankets and a box of bullets for the revolver. All the rifles were gone. Some money was left in the register. Lucas didn't take it.
Camp staggered into the store, his Remington over his shoulder. 'Could have told you they'd be no rifles,' he said, his words slurred. 'I took the last one.'
'Bloody hell? You been here before?'
'We'd best get over to the jail. Sheep smell us, they'll be going crazy. They might be able to climb stairs, I don't know. But they sure as hell can't bust through steel bars.'
They went into the street again, Camp leading the way. A soft bleating swept in from across the plateau. It was followed by another, then more of the man-eating sheep raised their voices.
'Ever wonder who's riding herd on them things?' Camp asked, not slowing.
Lucas looked behind them and saw a dust cloud roiling on the horizon. Appeared to be several hundred of them. The drum of hoofbeats filled the air. He hoped the jail was well-built.
'I mean, you figure it's the devil or something?' Camp said, belching. 'A sister from Lady of the Faith Church told me them which don't repent would have the devil to pay someday. Figure maybe someday's finally here?'
'I don't deadcert know,' Lucas said, his voice thin from fright. Darkness was settling like molasses, clogging Lucas' lungs and tightening his throat. He saw the jail and almost wept in relief. It was brick, squat, and solid, with iron bars across the windows.
Camp pulled a key from his pocket and opened the thick wooden door. A pungent odor struck Lucas like a fist. The stink reminded him of something, but the hoofbeats were so much louder now that they filled his senses, bounced around in his skull, drove every thought from his brain but the thought of sanctuary.
He stumbled into the dark room and Camp closed the door behind them. Camp dropped a crossbar into place, then shook it in its hasps. 'Safe as milk,' he said. 'Let's see them woolly-eyed buggers bust into here.'
Lucas bumped into a table. He ran his hands over its surface. Something fell to the floor and glass shattered. Flies buzzed around his head.
'Damn,' Camp said. 'You busted my lamp.'
The stench was stronger, so thick that Lucas could barely breathe. The herd was closer now, stampeding into Wadanetta, a hundred haunted bahs bleating from bottomless mouths.
Camp's voice came from somewhere near the wall. 'I like to watch them come in,' he said. 'They's something lovely about it. 'Specially when the moon's up, and all them eyes are sparkling.'
Lucas put his hands over his ears, squeezing tight to drive out the noises of the stampede. He thought of all the people who had filled those bellies, who had been stomped and ground into haggis, who had served as leg of lamb for this devil's herd. The first of the horns rattled off the brick. The building shook, but Camp laughed.
'They can't get us in here,' the old man shouted over the din. 'You'd figure the dumb bastards would quit trying. But night after night they come back. Guess I ought to quit encouraging them.'
A match flared. Camp's face showed in the orange circle of light. He was beside the window, grinning, his rotted teeth like mossy tombstones. The Remington was pointed at Lucas' heart.
Lucas forgot about the sheep. He'd had guns pointed at him a time or two before. But never like this, with his guard so far down. He was in no shape for a quick draw.
'Don't try it,' Camp said. 'You might be fast, maybe not, but you're not likely faster than a bullet.'
Horn and snout hammered against the window bars. Camp put the bobbing matchlight to the end of a candle. The room grew a little brighter, and Lucas saw what stank so badly.
Naked bodies, three of them, hanging upside down inside one of the cells. Chains were wrapped around their ankles. One of them might have been a woman, judging from the swells in the red rags of flesh, but Lucas couldn't be sure. His heartbeat matched the rumble of the herd outside.
'Remember out there, when I rescued you, and I said I don't like to see a man get ate up?' Camp said, his voice as low and sinister as that of the sheep. 'Don't like to let good meat go to waste, seeing as how it's getting so scarce and all. This free-range hunting is hell on an old man like me.'
Camp sat on a chair, the rifle barrel steady. Lucas held his hands apart. He could see the tabletop, scarred and pitted, a dark and thick liquid on it. A nun's habit was folded over the back of a chair.
'Our Sister of the Lady of the Faith,' Camp said, picking at his teeth with a thumbnail. 'Mighty good eating. Figure it's the pureness of the flesh what makes it so sweet.'
Lucas wouldn't have minded going down from a bullet. In fact, he'd always suspected that's the way he'd meet the Lord. Beat getting eaten by a Merino any day. But to know that this greasy bugger would be carving him into dinner portions was more than he could stomach.
'Hell, it's the way of things,' Camp said, tilting back in his chair. 'People eat sheep, then sheep eat people. What's so wrong about people eating people?'
Something slammed against the door, and two horn tips poked from the wood beneath the crossbar. Camp turned to look, and Lucas knew it was time. He rolled to his left, filling his hand with his oldest friend the revolver, and squeezed off three rounds without thinking. Camp gave a gasp of pain and the Remington clattered to the
