Number 230, Bradford Road, Batley, West Yorks:
I walk past the newsagents, cross the road by the red bus shelter with no glass left, and stand on the other side of the road, taking a good look:
One door, big window full of Christmas adverts and gas heaters downstairs -
One window, curtains drawn upstairs.
I cross back over and go inside the shop -
There’s a tall Indian or Pakistani putting the papers out in front of the counter.
He turns and he nods when he hears me come in -
I look at the piles of Sunday papers, the shelves of sweets and boxes of chocolates, the gas canisters and heaters, the cans of pet food and processed meat, the birthday and the Christmas cards, the beer and the spirits, the cigarettes behind the counter covered with more sweets.
I go through the top shelf -
‘You got
‘You what?’ says the Indian or Pakistani.
‘Magazine called
‘Never heard of it mate,’ he says.
‘Mucky mag, it is.’
‘Never heard of it,’ he says again, but he’s stopped what he’s doing and is moving back behind the counter.
I pick up a
I hand him the right money and ask him: ‘You own this place do you?’
‘You what?’ he says, putting the coins in the till.
‘Just asking if this is yours?’ I say, looking round.
‘Why?’
‘Just asking that’s all.’
‘We rent it actually, if you must know.’
‘And the upstairs, you rent that as well?’
He’s pissed off is the Indian or Pakistani and he lets me know: ‘What’s it to you?’
I take out my warrant card.
‘Why didn’t you just say?’ he asks me.
‘You got a licence for that lot?’ I ask him, nodding at the booze.
‘Yeah.’
‘There’s no sign.’
‘Sorry. We’re getting one.’
‘That’s all right then.’ I shrug.
He stands there behind the till, looking nervous.
I ask him again: ‘So what about upstairs?’
‘You what?’
‘That yours?’
‘I told you, we just rent it.’
Again: ‘The upstairs?’
‘No.’
‘Who’s upstairs then?’
‘Don’t know do I.’
‘You don’t know who lives upstairs? Come on.’
‘I don’t.’
‘Who does?’
‘Landlord, I suppose.’
‘Who is?’
‘Mr Douglas.’
‘And where’s he?’
Other side of Moors somewhere.’
‘You don’t have the address, do you?’
‘Not on me, no.’
‘So how do you pay him?’
‘He comes round once a month, doesn’t he.’
‘His first name Bob, is it?’
‘Yeah, it is. He was a copper and all – you probably know him.’
‘Probably do,’ I say. ‘Small world.’
I take the Bradford Road through Batley and into Dewsbury, then the Wakefield Road up through Ossett and into Wakefield, the radio talking about the Laureen Bell funeral:
In the centre of Wakefield I park off the Bullring, staring up at the first floor of the Strafford -
The first floor of the Strafford still boarded up after all these years -
After all these years back again, back in this big black bloody world -
This big black bloody world full of a million black and bloody hells -
A million black and bloody hells in this big black bloody shrinking world -
Where hells collide:
January 1975, that second week: