nose. “We’ve got all your magic books! Come and take them back, you damned mattockmen!”
“We will! We will take them!” Hallas cried, spraying saliva. “Give us time and we’ll flatten the Mountains of the Dwarves to the ground! We’ll bring in the cannons . . .”
I didn’t listen to any more, just went straight into my room and closed the door firmly behind me. No slanging match between a dwarf and a gnome was going to distract me from the most important business of all—sleep.
It seemed like my head had barely even touched the pillow before the ubiquitous Kli-Kli’s annoying little hand was shaking me by the shoulder.
“Harold, get up! Wake up!”
Growling quietly, with my eyes still closed, I started groping around for something heavy to splat the little pest with.
“Kli-Kli,” I groaned. “Show some respect for the gods! Let me sleep until morning! Go and drink with your new friends!”
“It’s already morning,” the goblin objected. “You’re setting out in half an hour.”
At this far from joyful news I leapt up off the bed, shook my head drowsily, and gazed out of the window. In the east the night sky was gradually turning paler in anticipation of the sun’s new birth. Four o’clock in the morning at the most.
“Has Alistan completely lost his mind, deciding to go this early?” I asked the goblin, who was sitting on a chair.
“Did you want them to see you off with music and fanfares?” The jester giggled. “There are too many eyes in the city during the day. Rumors would start.”
“Everyone who’s interested already knows about our little excursion,” I objected reasonably.
The jester merely chuckled in agreement.
“And by the way!” I exclaimed in sudden realization. “How did you get into a locked room?”
“You’re not the only one who can open locks, Harold,” the goblin said, and his blue eyes flashed merrily. “There’s a secret passage here. . . . Are you ready?”
“Just a moment, let me get my things together,” I muttered.
“Everything was collected and packed into Little Bee’s saddlebags ages ago. I took the liberty of making sure my best friend was all right.”
“And just who is this best friend of yours?”
As ever, the jester left my ironical question unanswered, and handed me a plate with a breakfast that was still warm.
On the way we met that inseparable pair, Hallas and Deler, also walking in the direction of the stables, arguing animatedly. Those leopards would never change their spots. I was surprised to see them both alive and well, which meant that the battle between them had not taken place after all. The Wild Hearts joined us and we walked the rest of the way together.
“Why don’t you tell me where you went last night?” Deler growled resentfully.
“To visit relatives in town,” Hallas replied imperturbably.
“Aha, of course,” the dwarf chortled. “They’d be really glad to see you at two in the morning. They’d be expecting you. You were chasing the women again, I suppose?”
“And what if I was?” Hallas retorted furiously. “What business is that of yours?”
“And you brought back some kind of sack,” said Deler, still growling.
The gnome had a plain canvas sack hanging over his shoulder. The kind that miners use for carrying precious stones in the Steel Mines.
“And what of it?” Hallas asked, and started lighting his pipe. Deler wrinkled up his nose contemptuously.
“What are you carrying in that sack?” the dwarf asked curiously.
“I don’t ask you what you’ve got in your keg,” said the gnome, trying everything he could to change the subject.
“Who needs to ask?” said Deler, rather surprised, and he shook the large keg that he was carrying with both arms, puffing and panting. I ought to say that the keg was half the size of the dwarf, and there was something splashing about happily inside it. “It’s got wine in it.”
“And where did you manage to get hold of such valuable treasure?” Hallas chortled, blowing rings of tobacco smoke.
“Kli-Kli gave me a hand,” the dwarf said with a joyful smile. “It’s from Stalkon’s cellars.”
“And what are you going to do with it?”
“Drink it! You stupid mattockhead!” the dwarf roared. “What else can you do with wine? I’ll hang it on my horse and gradually drain it dry.” Deler pronounced these last words with a dreamy expression on his face.
We reached the stables, where the first things to catch my eye were saddled horses and armed men. All the familiar Wild Hearts were here, too, only now it would have been hard for the inexpert eye to tell that they were Wild Hearts and not just ordinary soldiers from some border garrison.
The famed badges in the form of hearts with teeth had been ruthlessly torn off the worn leather jackets. And
