'This is Pig Bodine,' said Fu.
'Isn't it a small world,' said Pig Bodine. 'I'm looking for Pappy Hod's woman.'
'So am I,' said Rachel. 'And what are you, playing Cupid for Pappy? Paola doesn't want to see him again.'
Pig tossed his white hat at the desk lamp, scoring ringer. 'Beer in the icebox?' said Fu, all smiles. Rachel was used to being barged in on at all hours by members of the Crew and their random acquaintances. 'MYSAH,' she said, which is Crew talk for Make Yourself At Home.
'Pappy is over in the Med,' said Pig, lying on the couch. He was short enough so that his feet didn't hang over the edge. He let one thick furry arm fall to the floor with a dull thump, which Rachel suspected would have been more like a splat if there hadn't been a rug there. 'We are on the same ship.'
'How come then you aren't over in the Med, wherever that is,' said Rachel. She knew he meant Mediterranean but felt hostile.
'I am AWOL,' said Pig. He closed his eyes. Fu came back with beer. 'Oh boy, oh boy, yeah,' said Pig. 'I smell Ballantine.'
'Pig has this remarkably acute nose,' Fu said, putting an opened quart of Ballantine into Pig's fist, which looked like a badger with pituitary trouble. 'I have never known him to guess wrong.'
'How did you two get together,' Rachel asked, seating herself on the floor. Pig, eyes still closed, was slobbering beer. It ran out of the corners of his mouth, formed brief pools in the bushy caverns of his ears and soaked on into the sofa.
'If you had been down the Spoon at all, you would know,' Fu said. He referred to the Rusty Spoon, a bar on the western fringes of Greenwich Village where, legend has it, a noted and colorful poet of the '20's drank himself to death. Ever since then it has had kind of a rep among groups like The Whole Sick Crew. 'Pig has made a big hit there.'
'I'll bet Pig is the darling of the Rusty Spoon,' said Rachel, 'considering that sense of smell he has, and how he can tell what brand of beer it is, and all.'
Pig removed the bottle from his mouth, where it had been somehow, miraculously, balanced. 'Glug,' he said. 'Ahh.'
Rachel smiled. 'Perhaps your friend would like to hear some music,' she said. She reached over and turned on the FM, full volume. She screwed the dial over to a hillbilly station. On came a heartbroken violin, guitar, banjo and vocalist:
'Last night I went and raced with the Highway Patrol
But that Pontiac done had more guts than mine.
And so I wrapped my tail around a telephone pole
And now my baby she just sits a cryin'.
I'm up in heaven, darlin', now don't you cry;
Ain't no reason why you should be blue.
Just go on out and race a cop in Daddy's old Ford
And you can join me up in heaven, too.'
Pig's right foot had begun to wobble, roughly in time with the music. Soon his stomach, where the beer bottle was now balanced, started to move up and down to the same rhythm. Fu watched Rachel, puzzled.
'There's nothing I love,' said Pig and paused. Rachel did not doubt this. 'Than good shitkicking music.'
'Oh,' she shouted; not wanting to get on the subject but too nosy, she was aware, to leave it: 'I suppose you and Pappy Hod used to go out on liberty and have all sorts of fun kicking shit.'
'We kicked a few jarheads,' Pig bellowed over the music, 'which is about the same thing. Where did you say Polly was?'
'I didn't. Your interest in her is purely Platonic, is that it.'
'Wha,' said Pig.
'No screwing,' Fu explained.
'I wouldn't do that to anybody but an officer,' Pig said.. 'I have a code. All I want to see her for is Pappy told me before they got under way I should look her up if I was ever in New York.'
'Well, I don't know where she is,' Rachel yelled. 'I wish I did,' she said, quieter. For a minute or so they heard about a soldier who was overseas in Korea fighting for red, white and blue and one day his sweetheart Belinda Sue (to rhyme with blue) up and run off with an itinerant propeller salesman. Sad for that lonely GI. Abruptly Pig swung his head toward Rachel, opened his eyes and said, 'What you think of Sartre's thesis that we are all impersonating identity?'
Which did not surprise her: after all he had been hanging around the Spoon. For the next hour they talked proper nouns. The hillbilly station continued full blast. Rachel opened a quart of beer for herself and things soon grew convivial. Fu even became gleeful enough to tell one of his bottomless repertoire of Chinese jokes, which went:
'The vagrant minstrel Ling, having insinuated himself into the confidence of a great and influential mandarin, made off one night with a thousand gold yuan and a priceless jade lion, a theft which so unhinged his former employer that in one night the old man's hair turned snow white, and to the end of his life he did little more than sit on the dusty floor of his chamber, plucking listlessly at a p'ip'a and chanting 'Was that not a curious minstrel?''
At half past one the phone rang. It was Stencil.
